Terramagi's forum posts

#1 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@laserbolts said:

Its not at all odd for this site. I will never understand how people think the gb userbase is more mature or intelligent than the rest of the internet. We are pretty much par for the course as far as video game website communities go.

Y'wanna know what's odd? I know exactly how this is going to go. This "debacle" will be mentioned in passing on the Bombcast, somebody will say "oh INTERNET", Patrick has a 50% chance of calling people misogynists, and then this game will never be mentioned again until December, where Jeff will mention in passing how nobody played it but he heard it wasn't much like the previous games in the series. Then it will end up at... I'm gonna say #9.

#2 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@ArtisanBreads said:

@Vitor said:

@Nikoran said:

@Vitor: I get the feeling I'll probably buy it during the steam sales and regret it.

Duder, have you seen the PC benchmarks for the PC version? Maxed out at 1080 a 670 is getting 200FPS+. It looks like an amazing PC port.

So, at least the regret will only be to do with the game itself and not how it runs...

Plus, you don't even have to wait for a steam sale if you want it cheap, GMG already has it for like $30 if you use vouchers and it activates on Steam.

Question: I see about GMG all the time... can you buy from them if you're in the US?

New to PC since digital downloads became a thing.

For a moment, I pondered what sort of world we live in where Americans have to worry about sites refusing them access like I do with every one of your sites saying "no you're Canadian fuck you you're paying 50% more".

And it clicked with me. And I smiled. And it was good.

...anyways, yes. Yes you can use GMG.

#3 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@ArtisanBreads said:

@Terramagi said:

@ArtisanBreads said:

What do you care? You're disgusted. Obviously I'm just a scumbag. But, if you insist.

Dust.

Incredibly simplistic gameplay gets a pass because he hasn't seen Deviantart porn like everybody who hates that button masher.

Guys, this is the type of person we are dealing with. People who look at Deviantart porn. It makes sense now. If you don't look at Deviantart porn, you don't know games. AND you have an agenda to boot.

I had to repost so we all know.

I'VE SEEN THE INTERNET

DON'T CLICK THE LINKS

IT'LL SEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

#4 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@SlashDance said:

@Terramagi said:

@ArtisanBreads said:

@Terramagi said:

50 reviews in the past 7 months.

14 done by Brad.

8 total 5 star reviews.

4 of them were by Brad.

But hey, what do I know. Obviously I'm entitled forming my own conclusions about a shit game, just like I was when Mass Effect 3 was one of the worst games of the last decade and I cried foul.

Oh word?

You must really hate Alex then.

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/marino/2012-a-year-in-reviews/30-98148/

They had the exact same percentage, and last time I checked Alex hasn't given a game a 5 star purely to spite the internet for hating on art design.

Yup, you got it. It's all a big conspiracy.

Diablo 3 got 5 stars from him.

Half of the GotY podcast was that game getting torn to shit, because a month later he'll realize he was too hasty, and everybody wasted 60 dollars on a sub-par game.

Excuse me if I don't trust him when half of his reviews end up in revisiting it later and going "oh wait Skyrim actually sucks and I only played the game for like 10 hours, just like every other reviewer on the planet who laments over it in editorials months after the fact after everybody already wasted money on my word".

#5 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@spankingaddict said:

If people wouldve at least tried the demo , they wouldve see DMC's potential .

What potential? This is the Ninja Gaiden 3 of Devil May Cry. Even though Devil May Cry already had DMC2, as much as I abhor having to admit that turd exists. The demo made that ABUNDANTLY clear.

#6 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@ArtisanBreads said:

@Terramagi said:

@ArtisanBreads said:

@Terramagi said:

50 reviews in the past 7 months.

14 done by Brad.

8 total 5 star reviews.

4 of them were by Brad.

But hey, what do I know. Obviously I'm entitled forming my own conclusions about a shit game, just like I was when Mass Effect 3 was one of the worst games of the last decade and I cried foul.

Oh word?

You must really hate Alex then.

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/marino/2012-a-year-in-reviews/30-98148/

They had the exact same percentage, and last time I checked Alex hasn't given a game a 5 star purely to spite the internet for hating on art design.

But last time you checked Brad has?

Source?

What do you care? You're disgusted. Obviously I'm just a scumbag. But, if you insist.

Dust.

Incredibly simplistic gameplay gets a pass because he hasn't seen Deviantart porn like everybody who hates that button masher.

#7 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@Animasta said:

@Terramagi said:

But hey, what do I know. Obviously I'm entitled forming my own conclusions about a shit game, just like I was when Mass Effect 3 was one of the worst games of the last decade and I cried foul.

uh, congratulations on being more hyperbolic than Brad I guess?

Don't worry, I'll be vindicated in 11 months when they talk about DmC and suddenly hate it, but disregard everything being said now as "oh INTERNET".

#8 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

@ArtisanBreads said:

@Terramagi said:

50 reviews in the past 7 months.

14 done by Brad.

8 total 5 star reviews.

4 of them were by Brad.

But hey, what do I know. Obviously I'm entitled forming my own conclusions about a shit game, just like I was when Mass Effect 3 was one of the worst games of the last decade and I cried foul.

Oh word?

You must really hate Alex then.

http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/marino/2012-a-year-in-reviews/30-98148/

They had the exact same percentage, and last time I checked Alex hasn't given a game a 5 star purely to spite the internet for hating on art design.

#9 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

50 reviews in the past 7 months.

14 done by Brad.

8 total 5 star reviews.

4 of them were by Brad.

But hey, what do I know. Obviously I'm entitled forming my own conclusions about a shit game, just like I was when Mass Effect 3 was one of the worst games of the last decade and I cried foul.

#10 Posted by Terramagi (1159 posts) -

Didn't that talentless hack end that fucking comic like a month ago.

I thought the world was a better place.

Now you bring me this news.

God dammit.