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Posted by TheBlackPigeon

Bioware = Recruit.

Fans = Drill Instructors.

Never in my years as a gamer have I seen so much hatred and animosity over a video game ending. It's frightening, in a way. I feel like I'm in the middle of a really nasty break-up, or something.

Anyway, I hope something gets worked out between Bioware and the fans. I don't know what, exactly, but anything's good at this point. I'm just worried about the children. : d

Posted by TheBlackPigeon

Haters need to go be somewhere. 
 
Freddy is a neat addition to the DLC roster, who certainly 'fits in' a lot better than the Jedi/Sith did in Soul Calibur. Unlike those guys, I can easily believe that Freddy is a denizen of the NetherRealm, just like Scorpion.

Posted by TheBlackPigeon
@toxin45: And that's pretty uncomfortable and irritating.
Posted by TheBlackPigeon
@bybeach said:
  Extraction Point was supposed to be the correct Expansion pack for Fear One, but this game is not respecting that.
Monolith was not involved with either Extraction Point or Perseus Mandate. They were produced by Vivendi Games. As a result, Monolith have gone on record stating that both expansions are considered non-canon. F.3.A.R. is respecting the official Monolith canon, which is: 
 
  1. The Dark Horse comic book.
  2. The Alma Interviews
  3. F.E.A.R.
  4. The DC Digital comic mini-series
  5. The Armacham Field Guide
  6. F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
  7. F.E.A.R. 2: Reborn
  8. F.3.A.R.
However, I will concede that this game isn't really scary. Then again, I never thought the first two were, either. Just....wacky and wonderfully weird. 
 
#uselessknowledge
#nerdgasm
#toomuchinformation
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@Kyreo
You, uh.....basting that turkey today?
Posted by TheBlackPigeon

Between this and Duke Nukem, I think I've reached my dick joke quota for June.

Posted by TheBlackPigeon

I'm willing to bet that a trip to the grocery store ends up in a battle for survival for Nate. Talk about rotten luck.  But, at least his bad luck is entertaining for us, and I'm looking forward to November. 

Posted by TheBlackPigeon

I'll just sit here and wait for the eventual reveal of the Gamestop exclusive 50 Cent/Eminem co-op campaign mission, where the two hip-hop icons help the Allied forces in the hunt for Makarov, after he stiffed them payment for a concert they did back in Moscow. And what is the secret behind the mysterious Crystal Skull?

......what the hell do you MEAN this was done before?

Posted by TheBlackPigeon

IT'S MY DESTINY!
IT'S MY DESTINY!
IT'S MY DESTINY!
IT'S MY DESTINY!

(backflips, crouches, and slides off edge)

Posted by TheBlackPigeon

Looks like Johnny's tryin' to cop a feel. Or is it feel a cop?