TheBlackPigeon

@GenocidalKitten: I don't have an argument, period. I'm just thinking out loud.

@GenocidalKitten: Yeah, it's kind of like how folks brand people that like a game they hate as fanboys. Or how gamers that like Madden are dudebros. Gamer's always be puttin' each other into groups 'n shit.

(NOTE: I have not played the full version of Resident Evil 6, so i have yet to form an opinion. I'm just making an observation.)

I present to you the aftermath of Shepard's refusal to go along with the plans of the Catalyst.

And thus, realizing that they were on their way to destruction and had no chance to survive, they made their time. All their base were belong to the Reapers. All seemed lost. But....hope springs eternal.

Centuries later, a highly advanced race known as the Zig got signal from Dr. Liara T'soni. As the main screen turned on, the amount of knowledge contained within allowed them to know what they doing. Moved with new purpose, every Zig took off for great justice. Their mission: Destroy the Reapers, who were being led by the AI "Cats."

In a fierce battle amongst the stars, war was beginning. The Zig fought bravely, and were able to set up Reapers the bomb. In the end, every last Reaper was destroyed. Peace reigned in the galaxy at long last.

The Zig looked towards the future, thankful of the sacrifice of the one called "Shepard", that allowed them to achieve victory on their own terms.

I was five. Step off. : d

There is no fat shaming in America.

There is only Zuul.

Shaming....

Zuul Shaming. Because she deserves it. Vigo said so. And he was a Carpathian, so he knows his shit.

@PulledaBrad: Well played, chap. </monocle>

@Napalm: Does that mean we have to mail him boxes of thongs and dildos?

Jason Rubin can have my giant purple dildo when he prys it from my cold, dead hands.

I feel no remorse whatsoever for paying $5 to enjoy a shitload of awesome indie games. (folds arms)

@mandude: Are you saying that I'm.......Scott Bakula?

But, no. It was but a milkmaid's son from the fields of Iowa. Fatally wounded by a rampant cow. Poor little fellow never stood a chance. He always dreamed of obtaining the 1337st gear in D3, until that bastard bovine robbed him of everything.