There's No Need To Fear! (Maybe)
Not when some of my favorite protagonists are on the scene! Of course, it all depends on who shows up...
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1. Doomguy
Rips and tears away at the huge guts of Satan's foul legions!
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2. Bill Rizer
Eradicates entire extraterrestrial invasion parties shirtless!
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3. Lance Bean
See Bill Rizer.
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4. Commander Shepard
Eradicates entire extraterrestrial invasion parties, but not before breaking up fights, solving petty disputes, and banging the yeoman!
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5. Gordon Freeman
Eradicates entire extraterrestrial invasion parties with the help of a crowbar and a PHd in fancy science stuff!
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6. Cate Archer
This swinging mama is outta sight! When H.A.R.M. comes calling, she's first to fight! Hoo Hoo HEE HEE!
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7. Louis
Eradicates entire legions of undead while securing medication!
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8. Coach
Eradicates entire legions of undead while riding inside chocolate helicopters!
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9. Lara Croft
Saving the world with nerves of steel and sex appeal! NOW IN NEW 'VULNERABLE GIRL TRYING TO SURVIVE' FLAVOR!
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10. Mario
Pretty much does everything!
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11. Solid Snake
Fights off megalomaniacs with cool gadgets, cardboard boxes, and ass tight suits!
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12. Kratos
Kills the petty gods you worship, and your neighbors because they got in his way!
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13. Augustus Cole
A lethal COG soldier who's also a star athlete and a certified operator of locomotives!
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14. Nathan Drake
See Lara Croft.
Add witty reparte and ohnononONONONONONONONONO!
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15. Nier
Will work the most demeaning jobs for the sake of his daughter/sister!
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16. John Marston
Fastest gun in the west! Also gives pony rides to stranded travellers!
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17. Jack Marston
Like Father, like son! Works the hell out of those damn nags!
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18. Ray McCall
Killah Priest!
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19. Garrett
Killah Thief!
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20. Rico Rodriguez
Slingshots a fucking jeep into a bunch of hapless troops before parachuting off a cliff and hijacking a plane, then crashing the plane into an enemy fortification before grappling off a radio tower and parachuting into the ocean below.
Guy keeps busy.
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21. Geralt of Rivia
Bustin' heads. Jumpin in 'n out of beds!
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22. Ryu Hayabusa
TEh SUpAR NiNJAZZ!
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23. Dante
Changes his hairstyle and clothing, and pisses of his most ardent followers!
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24. Bayonetta
Feet guns and spandex made out of hair and witchcraft. And boobs. What's not to love?
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25. Mike Haggar
Lord knows I'd pile drive every criminal in the city if MY daughter was kidnapped. HEEEEYEEEAAAAUUUUUHHHHH! THOOM!
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26. Max Payne
Kills mobsters and speaks in metaphors!
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27. The Elder Scrolls
To clarify: The hero or heroine of every main Elder Scrolls game. Why? BECAUSE IT'S ME! (AND YOU!)
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28. Sackboy
Equal parts adorable and versatile!
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29. Ethan Mars
God damn it, HE's TRYIN' HIS BEST!
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30. Ethan Thomas
Solver of crimes! Killer of the homeless!
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31. Frank West
Wartime correspondent and expert on the undead. Also a snappy dresser.
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32. Chuck Greene
World's Best Dad!
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33. Sam "Serious" Stone
Now that's some serious firepower!
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34. Duke Nukem
He's an alien ass kicker with womanizing tendencies. But I really can't argue with a man who makes good on the threat of ripping your head off and shitting down your neck. So....grab them titties, Duke! You earned it!
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35. Chris Redfield
Fuck BOWs. This guy's the worlds most dangerous genetic superweapon! PRESS A TO HAYMAKER BOULDER.
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36. Alan Wake
The pen is truly mightier than the sword.
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37. Cole Phelps
These FUCKIN' LIPS!
(kudos to whoever gets it)
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38. Cole MacGrath
He really stepped his game up in inFamous 2. I'm impressed, Cole!
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39. Alice Liddell
A girl who fights her imagination with a giant pepper grinder and exploding jacks? I'm down.
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40. Kenshiro
Kills dudes with bad ass martial arts prowess and copious amounts of manliness.
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41. Garcia Hotspur
He can't read...but he can fight!
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42. Kazuma Kiryu
Ex-Yakuza who runs an orphanage and kicks the snot out of Kamurocho's criminal element. Mad respect.
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43. Ezio Auditore Da Firenze
He might not be a plumber, but this is one Italian who certainly knows how to 'clean shit up'.
Wink wink nudge nudge.
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44. Leon S. Kennedy
He put up with Ashley's stupid ass all throughout the events of Resident Evil 4, so he gets big up's in my book just for that. Of course, it helps that he's a total bad ass.
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