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My neighbors are real fucking weird.

Seriously they're practically fucking stalking my house. they are blocking my houses drive way and are basically staring at my houses back door.
The worst part is their teasing my damn dog, I'm trying to get the fucker in the house and they keep talking to him.  As I type this my dipshit neighbor is still fucking talking to my dog. 
 
He's gotta be under the influence.  Now I may be wrong but chilling inside a car in front of my house, blocking my driveway may be little weird, actually I take that back it is weird. 
The worst part about this blog is I'm not lying lol. 
EDIT: Problem solved.  But honestly thank god he left cause I be leaving my house in about a half hour or so and I didnt want to have to leave with him in the driveway. If your wondering why I waited for awhile before I did anything was mostly because I thought they would go away without me having to say anything.

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Well, it could've been worse.  They could have kidnapped your girlfriend... 
 

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@TheDoorman:  
Buy a rifle and pace around your house/yard when you know they're watching. Don't even look at them, or if you do, just wave, don't do anything menacing. Just walk around with a gun fully in sight.
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@sodiumCyclops said:
" @The_Laughing_Man said:
" @sodiumCyclops said:
" Dude, call the cops or shoot them at range with an air rifle. Worked for me when I had shitty neighbors. "
Paint ball gun? "
Probably a better idea :D "
Oppps thought you where a squirrel. 
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@The_Laughing_Man said:
" @sodiumCyclops said:
" Dude, call the cops or shoot them at range with an air rifle. Worked for me when I had shitty neighbors. "
Paint ball gun? "
Probably a better idea :D
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@sodiumCyclops said:
" Dude, call the cops or shoot them at range with an air rifle. Worked for me when I had shitty neighbors. "
Paint ball gun?
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Dude, call the cops or shoot them at range with an air rifle. Worked for me when I had shitty neighbors.

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I wonder what your Dog said to him? When you walk away from your computer spend at least 15 seconds staring suspiciously at your Dog.
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@ZeForgotten said:
" @TheDoorman said:
" @ZeForgotten: I would say I am actually pissed, I told them to fuck off, and they laughed and drove away after about five more minutes.. But I'm leaving the house in the half hour, so it was just something weird that I noticed when I went to let my dog in. "
It's not bothering you enough yet since it's still a problem. When it finally pisses you off enough, you'll get something done so it doesn't happen again. Like calling the cops or just start stalking them. Only you'll be armed "
Lock N' Load. 
Maybe you should put the 'Naughty Bear' game to its use.
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Welcome to the club.

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@SirPsychoSexy: You're right it was a bit nicer than fuck off, but still effective. It was more along the lines of "would you get away from my house", than I locked my doors till I left to go to football practice.
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@TheDoorman said:
" @ZeForgotten: I would say I am actually pissed, I told them to fuck off, and they laughed and drove away after about five more minutes.. But I'm leaving the house in the half hour, so it was just something weird that I noticed when I went to let my dog in. "
Don't lie you don't have the balls to tell them to fuck off.
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hes obviously hotboxing

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@iam3green said:
" pretty weird man.   i have a weird neighbor. she stays home. the only time she goes out is night time. she is gardening at 2:30 in the morning. i got home from my friends at 2:30am and she is there gardening. "
obviously a vampire burying her victims.
 
don't stand for that shit, just tell em you gotta go. you probably don't wanna be an ass to them (unless that's really called for) since they do in fact live next to you.
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pretty weird man. 
 
i have a weird neighbor. she stays home. the only time she goes out is night time. she is gardening at 2:30 in the morning. i got home from my friends at 2:30am and she is there gardening.

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That's pretty weird, better go to the Winchester.

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@Marcsman said:
" Why would his neighbor listen to him? His own dog does not even pay attention to him? "
BURN!
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dude wtf you left your dog hanging man, if some d bag started messing with my dog shit would be on like donkey kong...

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2nd Amendment those suckas.

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Why would his neighbor listen to him? 
His own dog does not even pay attention to him?
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Dude, what the hell is wrong with your neighbors?
 
If they do it again, call the police.

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Yeah, man.  That's a weird-ass sitch.  If it happens again, you really should call the cops.

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You should have called the police when you first noticed it.  If they were being suspicious, they would have done something about it.

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@TheDoorman said:
" @ZeForgotten: I would say I am actually pissed, I told them to fuck off, and they laughed and drove away after about five more minutes.. But I'm leaving the house in the half hour, so it was just something weird that I noticed when I went to let my dog in. "
It's not bothering you enough yet since it's still a problem. 
When it finally pisses you off enough, you'll get something done so it doesn't happen again. 
Like calling the cops or just start stalking them. Only you'll be armed
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These ppl are medliers, they want to get involved with your life. Threaten legal action or you'll call the cops if they don't back off. These types of ppl doesn't get the message, you have to go through the channels of the law to make them listen.

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Time to break out the brass knuckles?

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@ZeForgotten: I would say I am actually pissed, I told them to fuck off, and they laughed and drove away after about five more minutes.. But I'm leaving the house in the half hour, so it was just something weird that I noticed when I went to let my dog in.
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So what you're saying is you're super scared? 
"No, I'm not scared. I am a man!" 
then do something about it, unless you expect your neighbors to look on the Giantbomb Forums and find out that you don't like what they're doing :o 

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Well get the fuck off your computer and do something about it? 
 
Go talk to him and see what his deal is.  Don't have to be rude confrontational or anything. But you'd be surprised how far a conversation can go. 
 
And if it goes sour. 
 
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" Baseball bats are your friends. "
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Fake your own death.

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@TheGreatGuero: 
 
Maybe 9-1-1 too.
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Baseball bats are your friends.

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Seriously they're practically fucking stalking my house. they are blocking my houses drive way and are basically staring at my houses back door.
The worst part is their teasing my damn dog, I'm trying to get the fucker in the house and they keep talking to him.  As I type this my dipshit neighbor is still fucking talking to my dog. 
 
He's gotta be under the influence.  Now I may be wrong but chilling inside a car in front of my house, blocking my driveway may be little weird, actually I take that back it is weird. 
The worst part about this blog is I'm not lying lol. 
EDIT: Problem solved.  But honestly thank god he left cause I be leaving my house in about a half hour or so and I didnt want to have to leave with him in the driveway. If your wondering why I waited for awhile before I did anything was mostly because I thought they would go away without me having to say anything.