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#1 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -
@MB said:

@thehexeditor: @Moreau_MD: Can you guys knock it off please? Sheesh, it's like a bunch of twelve year olds in here.

I'd rather you ban me from the forums for my tirade than call me a twelve year old.
#2 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

@NekuSakuraba said:

@Bocam said:

@iAmJohn: Disney of Japan, they don't like money

Fixed.

If it makes you feel any better, Final Fantasy Type-0 is probably going to come here as a nice Vita title.

#3 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

No. Blame Disney.

I'm being absolutely serious here, they're the reason why it's not on PSN.

#4 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

@Moreau_MD said:

@Moreau_MD said:

@thehexeditor said:

@Moreau_MD: yeah, I'm twelve. and?

Fixed it.

Wow, way to miss the fact that I was making fun of you. And as for adoration and love? I said I though what the guy wrote and his particular situation were interesting...get over yourself. People who go to great lengths by writing essays designed solely to belittle what others have said about themselves are the only real attention whores.

Instead of typing that in the beginning you decided to take a couple cheap shots with the image and "Fixed that for ya" shtick like the twelve year old you believe I am.

#5 Edited by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

@Moreau_MD said:

@thehexeditor said:

@Moreau_MD: yeah, I'm twelve. and?

Fixed it.

Good one. It's nice to see you're not completely incapable of calling people out when they declare themselves to be X or Y.

I was worried, though, with your adoration and love of the OP.

#6 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -
@Moreau_MD:  yeah, i'm badass. and?
#7 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

Usually in these kind of threads the resemblance is thin but
 
dude
 
it's PROFESSOR BADASS 100%.

#8 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -
@jetsetwillie said:

@thehexeditor: brilliant

Thanks, I poured my heart and soul into it because OP's post struck a nerve with its pompous attitude.
#9 Edited by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

 Dear Tyler,

Your post reeks of some goddamn motherfucking self-satisfied attitude that seems to actually look down upon the rest of us. 
I wouldn't mind your "asexuality" (not that I believe you are)  but this is some blatant ass attention-WHORING. 
You can find a lot about someone by how they write.
 First off:
You title your thread "I'm coming out of the closet!" and then begin your post with a sensational "No, I'm not gay, straight, bisexual... I'm asexual TADAH!" That's real fucking cute, but it's also fucking dumb. 
"I'm one of those rare people" You could've left out the rare but you decided to append it to "people" such as yourself who are "rare"- like a fucking rare pokemon, you are so rare. RARE.  
"who cannot find anyone attractive" This is an insult to beauty. And don't give me some bullshit about inner beauty being all that matters you rare saintlike angel, aesthetics are also important. I'm not even going to argue this.
Instead of making it the human race's fault (it's obvious you're championing this cause of yours), how about you replace this with "I don't get erections, masturbate, or even have wet dreams". I think it's much more honest.
"and I avoid intimate relationships at all costs" At all costs, huh? You could have stopped at "and I avoid intimate relationships" but  "at all costs" turns it into more of a problem than a choice.  
 
"The uncommon terminology that is referred to people of my type is one who follows celibacy" Give me a fucking break. Rare, uncommon, you sure are a piece of LOOT HUH  NEWSFLASH, THE REST OF US KNOW WHAT CELIBACY IS.
"I also do not want to get married" Sure, let's throw that in there to round off what makes you special, not that disregarding marriage is is special. AT ALL. The fact that you added "also" makes it seem like you're trying  to round off some sort
of laundry list of what makes you so rare and uncommon.
 
"I don’t know how to really explain all of this" This is fine and dandy but you GO ON FUCKING EXPLAINING "ALL OF THIS" . This is equal to someone saying "I don't know what to do!" when you know perfectly what to do
you FUCKING LIAR.
 
"I cannot really understand, comprehend, or simply get the fact as to why to love and… mate" What a great attempt at trying to sound intelligent, holier-than-thou. The "..." is so cool and dramatic, really leaves me on the edge of my seat.  That you use this multiple times blows my mind.
 
" I’m amused that people get into these types of relationships, but" FULL RAGE MODE ACTIVATED
YOU'RE AMUSED?
YOU'RE FUCKING AMUSED?
FUCK YOU. PEOPLE GET AMUSED AT A VIDEO OF A MONKEY PICKING ITS NOSE AND EATING ITS SNOT.   IF YOU'RE GOING TO "COME OUT" SHOW A LITTLE FUCKING RESPECT TO THE REST OF US. 
 THIS IS WHY I'M NOT SHOWING ANY TO YOU.
 
" I’m one of those very rare people who actually do not want to have sex, want to know what it’s like to have sex, want to really know what it is like to really love and commit, and whatnot. I have no interest at all! The only thing I like to know is peoples reasoning as to the real reason why they love and commit to another, course I get the same answer over and over... but still its amusing cause answers can be funny!
You're really digging yourself into a hole. For someone who's not sexual you're a fucking WHORE. FOR ATTENTION.   
Way to look down on people with your statement in bold, and AGAIN WITH AMUSING. 

"I don’t want to be considered heartless, as I have a very big heart. The fact that I’m like no one else, which is probably why I’m truly the insane one, shouldn’t alter any opinions about me. Do not pity me, do not think that I need to “get laid”… because you’ll have to strap and rape me to do that which I’ll hate very much, and do not feel sad for me… because I do not want an intimate relationship or have any type of sexual relations with anyone. I’m still the same, loveable, crazy, insane, moronic, and everything else you can think about me that you the people have come to like and in some cases dislike about me. Some of you may already know about my situation, and some may not. Ones do not know now knows! YAY!"  

You have a very big heart, according to you? That's not how it fucking works bro. Let someone else be the judge of that, NOT YOU. You're not even the slightest bit humble if you can declare that while defending yourself. 
You're like no one else? Again, RARE, UNCOMMON, SPECIAL. YOU'RE SPECIAL I FUCKING GET IT
 I think I've made my point and don't need to go any further.
 
Love you all and until next time,
James
 
PS. I think it would help your case if you showed everyone a picture of yourself.
 
In the RARE case that OP says he's trolling, let this be evidence that it worked.
Also, this is the last time I'm posting in a Giant Bomb thread that doesn't have to do with videogames because fuck that. Going out with a bang here.

#10 Posted by thehexeditor (1404 posts) -

Resident Evil Zero (GC if you have it, otherwise Wii) 
Resident Evil (GC or Wii)
Resident Evil 2 (PSN)
Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (PSN)
Resident Evil: Code Veronica HD (PSN) 
 
optional:
Resident Evil Outbreak 
Resident Evil Outbreak File 2