2014 Game Log
I've been meaning to keep a list like this for a few years. As the year goes on I'll update it with each new game I play.
I've been meaning to keep a list like this for a few years. As the year goes on I'll update it with each new game I play.
Platform: Xbox 360
First played: Jan. 1
Complete
There really were quite a lot of robots.
Platform: 3DS
First played: Jan. 1
Platform: OSX
First played: Jan. 1
Complete
Not to be confused with the edu-tainment game "The Stanley Parabola."
Platform: Xbox One
First played: Jan. 1
Complete
Booty, booty, booty, plunder everywhere.
Platform: Playstation 3
First played: Jan. 4
Complete
Game is falsely advertised. Does not in fact explore the origins of Arkham, bats, or man.
Platform: Xbox 360/Playstation Vita
First played: Jan. 8
Complete
I didn't whip/sacrifice pugs until Patrick started to. I think this website is a bad influence.
Platform: Xbox 360
First played: Jan. 13
Complete
Only took me 2 years and 3 aborted attempts to actually finish this.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Jan. 16
Complete
Does not contain James Spader.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Jan. 18
Complete
I told my co-op partner all of those times I blew up a mine with him nearby it was an accident. I lied.
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: Jan. 19
Complete
LEGO Groot is adorable.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Jan. 30
Complete
Does not have ghosts.
Does have dogs.
Does not have ghost dogs.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Feb. 1
Complete
The tutorial mode taught me all about fighting games. I know about invincibility frames, counters, combo linkers. All of that knowledge goes out the window when a match starts and I revert to primal button smashing.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Feb. 2
Complete
A great American western written in Polish and translated into delightfully off-kilter English.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Feb. 5
Complete (Episode 1)
First played: Apr. 28 (Episode 2)
Complete (Episodes 2, 3, and 4)
WWAND? (What Would Alex Navarro Do?)
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: Feb. 5
Platform: Playstation 3
First Played: Feb. 9
Complete
A much more enjoyable game in NG+ and one of the few things that gets better with the introduction of Pittsburgh.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Feb. 11
Complete
I really liked this game, don't judge me.
Platform: iOS (iPad)
First Played: Feb. 15
Complete
Hey guys have you heard of this "Threes!" game? It's like 2048 but on the iPad!
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Feb. 22
Complete
The designers' jobs would be much easier if they just replaced all of the objective text with "Shoot the bugs."
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: Feb. 27
I'll never forget the person I saw online compare Knack's difficulty to Dark Souls, going as far to call it "Knack-souls." I wish I could forget this person.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Feb. 28
Complete
The world needs more colorful, absurd shooters.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Mar. 1
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Mar. 11
Complete
The Shrine of Amana can go **** itself.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Mar. 11
Complete
I would pay for DLC that lets the Titans high-five.
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: Mar. 22
Complete
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: Mar. 23
Complete
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Mar. 27
Complete
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Apr. 5
Complete
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: April 10 (DLC)
Complete (Burial At Sea: Episodes 1 and 2)
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: Apr. 11
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Apr. 12
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Apr. 15
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Apr. 17
Complete
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Apr. 19
Complete
Platform: iOS
First Played: Apr. 26
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Apr. 26
Complete
Platform: PS4
First Played: Apr. 28
Complete (*blurbles contentedly*)
Platform: 3DS
First Played: May 2
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: May 3
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: May 5
Complete
Platform: Windows Phone 8.1
First Played: May 9
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: May 9 (DLC)
Complete
Platform: Xbox 360
First played: May 11
Complete (Episodes 1, 2, 3, and 4)
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: May 12
Complete
One man.
Hundreds of demons.
One meaty shotgun.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: May 14
Complete
Platform: Wii U
First Played: May 19
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: May 20
Complete
One man.
Hundreds of Nazis.
TWO meaty shotguns.
Advantage Woflenstein.
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: May 24
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: May 27
Complete
I didn't pay attention to any of the pre-release hype and I really enjoyed this game. Funny how that works.
Platform: Wii U
First Played: May 30
Complete
Most people are all about that stone-cold killer Luigi. Me? I'm all about the ridiculous sound Shy Guy makes on the character select screen.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: June 1
Complete
Based on my achievements I haven't played this game since the end of 2005. Holds up pretty well outside of the horrifying character models (and I don't mean the enemies).
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: June 10
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: June 10
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: June 14
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: June 14
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: June 18
Sometimes I play games because I hate myself.
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: June 19
Complete
Ghost problems solved.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: June 24
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: June 25
Complete
I love that a game like this can come out of a massive company like Ubisoft.
Platform: 3DS
First Played: June 26
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: July 2
Complete
I had forgotten how QTE heavy and not-so-good the opening of this game is. Good thing the rest is great.
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: July 4
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: July 7
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: July 11
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: July 14
Complete
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: July 17
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: July 20
Investigation Team go!
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: July 25
Complete
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: July 31
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: August 1
Complete
It's just like Zone of the Enders but you know, boring!
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: August 2
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: August 5
Complete
I've started a new MMO, what have I done?
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: August 8
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: August 11
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: August 14
Complete
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: August 20
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: August 21
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: August 24
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Sept 1
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Sept 2
Platform: Xbox 360
First Played: Sept 3
Complete
Platform: Windows Phone
First Played: Sept 5
Complete
Platform: PS Vita
First Played: Sept 5
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Sept 9
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Sept 17
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: Sept 21
Platform: Wii U
First Played: September 27
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: September 30
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: October 4
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: October 8
In space no one can hear you whimper, "No no no no I don't like this at all no no no."
Platform: Playstation Vita
First Played: October 11
Complete
Platform: Playstation 4
First Played: October 15
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: October 24
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: October 25
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: October 28
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: November 3
Complete
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: November 11
Complete (Halo 2)
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: November 13
Complete
Platform: Wii U
First Played: November 21
Platform: Xbox One
First Played: November 25