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It's Ryan's wedding this week.
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Oops. I linked it as Diddy in the bullet points, but yes Donkey Kong Racing was totally a thing that year. -
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I replaced a keyboard today because it had a broken "N" key, it was horrible not being able to use my favourite "N Word" for people #nice -
Wishing Maury Povich a "Happy You're Not The Father's Day"
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Got a HD quality version of #Superman to watch tonight http://t.co/Stf6wm7QDC
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In order to be hip the Parkland Mall has decided to paint 85% of the mall outdoors to “50 Shades of Beige”
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Preordered. #PS4 http://t.co/62VFUTbw81
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Because the @LAKings sucked my Timeline is gonna loose about 500 hockey related tweets a night. Thanks for helping team! #hockeysucks
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3:45 AM. The neighbours have Rihanna cranked & still partying. I've become that old man complaining about those damn kids.
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If someone was to make a supercut video of every YouTube video that starts with “Hey Guys” that video would be 900 years long
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I was wondering why The Internship movie looked so dumb. http://t.co/Ilr2C77Jt0
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Michael Douglas has taught me I have absolutely no chance of dying of throat cancer.
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Devastated on what Who Cares did to Whatshisface on #GameOfThrones especially after Whatever did the thing to the Whatchamacallit
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A day after expiration my milk has chunks in it. Usually I can go 2 weeks after the date. Milk producers must be conspiring against me
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If anyone wants an easy way to steal my old car here are the keys http://t.co/QBcXhA7LdK
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More people today will read Amanda Bynes tweets than watch the Stanley Cup Playoffs #HockeySucks
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Obviously this random player I'm matched up in #drawsomething is one classy person http://t.co/WM0dzaTX5O
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Got the Netflix hooked up to my veins, time to start devouring #ArrestedDevelopment episodes like an addicted junkie. #NoInterventionNeeded
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Because of Fast & Furious, tonight in Yorkton there is gonna be an illegal street race between a rusted Cavalier & the riding lawnmower guy
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It's appropriate that new #ArrestedDevelopment debuts on Sunday cause it will mean that I have died & gone to heaven.
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I hate that a #smallenfreuden part of my outrageous interest payments to my Visa go to stupid social media campaigns
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The next Xbox has: media features I don’t want, Kinect I can’t use, exclusives I won’t play, NFL which sucks… when can I preorder?
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