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#2 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

So this prestigious video game was mentioned on the podcast; one of the many high caliber launch titles for the xbox video game system. I read the plot synopsis on wikipedia and just had to share it. Truly a Citizen Kane of video games.

On a little island on Trem Land, a crazed wizard named Hex, plans to take over the world using RED METEOR CHUNKS. He can't do this on his own so he plans to set up an event to get all the METEOR CHUNKS and return them to Hex.

A number of nasty characters have signed up to the event, think that they have the guts to find the METEOR CHUNKS. All the characters don't know of what Hex is doing, so he waits until all the METEOR CHUNKS have been gathered for world domination. Hex mentions that for the one who brings back all the METEOR CHUNKS, will win a pig. Not according to the contract, one of the contestants named Sid, said that they win a Magic Sceptre. One of the Tremmals (Hex's Henchmen) saying agree with it, so Hex did. This is where the game begins.

The game also features music by: MOBY, FAT BOY SLIM, THE CRYSTAL METHOD, AND MORE.

#3 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

Garbage. Pure garbage. Do yourself a favor and go download some Thief 2 fan missions or The Dark Mod, then buy a bag of cheeseburgers with the money you would have spent on this abominable poop.

#4 Edited by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

@truthtellah said:

Thief: The Kotaku Review

A kotaku review is the funniest joke of all.

#5 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

who gives a shit

#6 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

only time it's boring is when they play an mp game for a really, really long time. windjammers is great fun, but sheesh. i would definitely like to see them play more single player, "real" games - like when they've played Thief, SS2, Castlevania, etc. And more FMV Vinny!!

#7 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

playing myst is aggravating enough, can't imagine watching someone else stumble through the game

#8 Edited by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

i hate giantbomb

#9 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

Whenever I invade, and the person makes it clear that they don't want to fight, I'll just jump off a cliff. Really get no pleasure out of ruining someones day, and fair fights are so, so much funner.

#10 Posted by ThePaleKing (613 posts) -

"I want you ta booty-call mah Gizoogle Voice number (847-495-2383) n' let me know why you ludd tha Souls game all muthafuckin day. It make me wanna hollar playa! Keep it between 5-10 seconds." - Patrick Klepeck