• thePoark posted a message on the post GBEast: Check Out Our New Office.

    Man, I missed you guys. :)

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: Assassin's Creed: Unity.

    @scotto: Everything you said mimics my experience and impression almost exactly. :)

  • thePoark posted a message in the forum topic Ubisoft Removes Upcoming PC Games From Steam [UPDATED]. on the Steam board

    @freki said: Such a dumb move by Ubisoft - sure Valve's fee is high, but it also comes with 30 million customers - happy I'm not a shareholder!Actually, Valve announced 75 million active users back i...

  • thePoark posted a message in the forum topic Ubisoft Removes Upcoming PC Games From Steam [UPDATED]. on the Steam board

    @friendlyphoenix said: This ravenous brand loyalty to Steam will never not confuse/kinda gross the shit out of me. It's a fucking store, it's not that damn important.I understand your reaction -- I k...

  • thePoark posted a message in the forum topic Ubisoft Removes Upcoming PC Games From Steam [UPDATED]. on the Steam board

    @friendlyphoenix: I understand your reaction -- I know what you mean -- but consider that Steam is also an ecosystem, much like PSN or Xbox Live, but with a lot more stuff. From an outside perspecti...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Mario Party Party 2.

    I laughed so hard through much of this that I felt physical pain afterward. Thank you.

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: WWE 2K15.

    The "lighting" looks prrrrrreee'bad. I understand global illumination is like the holy grail of currently unattainable, real-time video game tech, but there are tricks to at least partially achieve a...

  • thePoark posted a message in the forum topic Witcher 3's Getting Lots of Free DLC, But.... on the The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt board

    Free horse armor please.

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth.

    I'm starting to get a bit bummed by the level of enthusiasm on this site... sometimes it's there, but so often it's not. I love video games, but sometimes after coming to this site, I get really defla...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post The Binding of Patrick (Rebirth): 11/04/2014.

    Patrick, I know this comes up briefly in the video, and I don't know what happened to your frame rate in this video, but just for posterity: this game runs silky smooth -- it looks amazing. The origi...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: NBA Live 15.

    NBA 2K15 was free to try on Steam this weekend. I'm not interested in sports, I don't follow them, but I grew up playing various sports games on various consoles on occasion (with cousins, etc.). NBA ...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments.

    This was fun; thanks guys!

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Spookin' With Scoops: Get Spooked Boi!.

    This is the fucking best. Thank you, Based Lang. Thank you Based Patrick.

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: The Legend of Korra.

    oh hey there's a whole thing of words down here... what is all this?oh, oops, ok nevermind

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Extra Life, Giant Bomb, and You! 2014 Edition.

    No Jeff or Dan? Bummer. I guess I heard Dan was going home (Kansas) for the weekend. HOWEVER, I will happily accept a Drew in collateral. :)

  • thePoark posted a message on the post From the Ashes of Darksiders Comes Airship Syndicate.

    As someone who dearly loves the Darksiders games, I desperately hope Nordic convinced them to start an independent studio and work on something related to the franchise with full control... I know tha...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: Schr√∂dinger's Cat and the Raiders of the Lost Quark.

    The video cuts off unexpectedly at the end (23:11).

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 09/30/2014.

    @ripelivejam: Yeah, I guess you're right. Wanting to be surprised and excited in the anticipation of the unknown in my video games is pretty foolish. Sorry about that everyone. I don't know what I...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Giant Bombcast 09/30/2014.

    This is now the third thing I've listened to today that has spoiled the gameplay surprises in Shadow of Mordor. I hold gameplay spoilers in as high regard as story spoilers; maybe higher. There are ...

  • thePoark posted a message on the post Quick Look: Gauntlet.

    Dang. Under normal circumstances, it seems like this would definitely have been a Jeff Quick Look. :(