TheSpoonyBard

@Mesoian said:

@TheSpoonyBard said:

I was fighting a pretty high level Ogre (I was taking out slivers of life at each hit) and found out women made him horny/angry. So my female pawns were screaming all about it as he was charging directly at them, which gave me (who is a male character) the opportunity to get on his back and start stabbing him. And then he jumped up, fell on his back, and killed me.

I love this game.

The first time an ogre picked up one of my pawns and RAN AWAY with her, I was struggling between laughing and trying to keep up so it didn't kill her.

So females make ogres horny then? :p I'm confused.

There should be NPCs walking around with red question mark bubbles over there heads.

I was fighting a pretty high level Ogre (I was taking out slivers of life at each hit) and found out women made him horny/angry. So my female pawns were screaming all about it as he was charging directly at them, which gave me (who is a male character) the opportunity to get on his back and start stabbing him. And then he jumped up, fell on his back, and killed me.

I love this game.

Played through an hour of the final game on the PS3. No screen tearing that I've noticed.

The largest battle I've gone through so far involved one ogre, four goblins, four NPC soliders plus my own full party and even then I didn't notice any framerate issues or screen tearing.

I definitely saw a pawn wandering around named Breasts. Clearly the creator had his priorities straight.

Is there a way to post these up without going through Facebook? I don't want to inundate my wall with test images.

Thanks!

I sauntered by my local game store today and saw that they had copies of Diablo III for sale. The clerk there seemed super excited about my buying one, but for whatever reason, I couldn't get myself excited about it.

I spent some time playing Diablo II and probably got close to carpal tunnel because of it, but I was never wowed about the game either.

@Dagbiker: Baha. Pretty much. They shoulda fought the war over that delicious, delicious duck sauce that they never give me enough of in Chinese takeaway.

Several articles (and the podcast) mentioned the plot revolves around the war between China and the US over rare earth elements. Which, it turns out, isn't really that rare.

Basically, it's not economically or environmentally viable to mine it anywhere else but China at the moment (since most electronics manufacturing goes on there anyway and it's not like the Chinese have a stellar environmental record), but, y'know, you gotta cram in some sort of plot.

Is there some sort of gaming thing going on there soon? It was mentioned on (both of the) I Love Mondays. Anyway, if he ends up in Singapore (which is highly likely) we can go eat strange things from the sea cooked in delicious ways.