...anyway, who am I? Well I'll give you an idea like the last few months I've been doing a one man show, like a lot of comics are doing one man shows and I'm no exception. Uh, I've been doing a one man show at the Improv in Stokey, WV for the last four months, off off off off off Melrose. And the theme of the one man show is about my life growing up as I did in a happy, healthy, and loving family and it's called let's spend half a minute with Bill. And uh... well hell it's such a short show I could do it right now for ya. Ok here we go it's about my life growing up in a happy, healthy, loving family. "good evening everybody. Mama never beat me and daddy never fucked me, goodnight. T-shirts are on sale in the lobby." I don't know if the show will be able to relate to dysfunctional America but that's the way I was raised, sorry. No bone to pick. Supported me in everything I did, whoops. It's fun doing the show though in Stokey, WV. People come up real excited that was a great show, liked it a lot... little long but uh... my attention span wavered towards the end. One thing though, that part about your dad never fucking you, that's a joke right?' 'Course it is, is that a bus? I'm outta here.