Luchadeer is the true source to EVERY one of Dan Ryckert's stories. He bought his lifetime supply of anecdotes, Kramer/Peterman style, back in 2002 and has been living in regret ever since. One day, soon, this will come to light publicly and Mr. Ryckert will be forced to admit to his normal, every-day lifestyle and background. On this day, the natural balance of the world will be restored and Luchadeer will take his rightful place as the Editor in Chief of Giant Bomb. Jeff's head will be placed on the office wall, sporting a lucha mask and will be forever more known as LuchaJeff!
I come from the future....Heed me warning....Or else I'll...I'll...continue my life as if this post never happened.