Well that's something else entirely. Pussies aren't the troublemakers that assholes and dicks are. Wait what the fuck are you guys talking about in here?

Oh but I like dicks better than assholes :D

What about pussies? How do they factor into this?

Well there's plenty of assholes but very few dicks. You're good.

Uhm... and there I was thinking this was actually one of the nicer internet communities. I'm here for a year now and can't say I ran into a real asshole. Guess I was circumnavigating the drama threads...

Oh, and welcome here Townz90!

I welcome you and your fellow 1up brothers and sisters. GLHB!

Welcome home...son!

@alekss: Thanks for the heads up. I'm a pretty chill guy so I doubt I'll be getting into any arguments! Haters gonna hate.

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@townz90: Just remember, there's plenty of assholes around here. Also don't get in a heated argument with them because the mods are vicious and may ban you both. I'm not kidding, people with thousands of posts and years of service have been banned.

Welcome to the Giant Bomb! Too bad about the timing though with Brad leaving and all...

Welcome to this little video game site. There might be some assholes here and there, but for the most part it's a nice place.

@alekss: Yeah, It's hard to describe how great of a community there was there. It will be sorely missed.

@blu3v3nom07: This is brilliant. I'm going to like it here

A lot of 1up guys are coming I see

Welcome! Try this nice, "Big Jeffrey." Goes nice with a beer.

Welcome!

Thanks for the welcome party guys, it's appreciated. Will make sure I check out the FAQ!

Welcome aboard.

I welcome thee!

Is an hamburger a sandwich? Should legos talk? These are just a couple of examples of the kind of questions we dwell on, here on Giant Bomb.

Welcome. Somebody will probably call you a stupid fuck at some point of your stay. Feel free to tell them to not be a dick.

Welcome duder, and if you ever start reading that fan fiction about Jeff and Ryan abort immediately. For there is nothing but evil to be found there. That's the only thing I wish someone told me when I first looked at the forums.

This man sums it up nice and well, but I want to add that you should visit the Staff Photo Edit thread if you want to see the true community at work, and also if you don't value your sanity. That thread works better if you've seen more videos of the staff, but it's still crazy.

In short, welcome!

Welcome.

Welcome to the site! I heartily recommend reading our FAQ and our Forum Rules, or if you have any questions, feel free to contact one of us mods. Uh, let's see, what else? Avoid the 'Noid. Keep your hands and feet inside the cart at all times. If you see a talking hamburger around the site, be careful, as we haven't been able to properly test him for rabies. And that should just about do it.

Sup.

Welcome to the site! Refreshments are right on the table and remember China don't care and Fuck Ryan Davis.

Welcome!

Don't be a dick!

Have fun!

Welcome to Giant Bomb!