We have made the present obsolete!!

"All hope is Gone" by Slipknot is a great song, it warmed up to me in a couple weeks. A group of 30+ year old guys...wearing masks. What a day and age we live in, right SNAKE????! Today I finally had a day off!!! What the FUCK?!! I get a day off?? What kind of SHIT is this?? Glad I got one, didn't know I had so much "rage" built inside of me after 3 weeks...of no off days. All those people, griping and pissing about stupid shit. Ugh. Just get your fuckin' uniforms and leave for cryin' out loud, I swear Lol What better way than to sweet talk your significant other and destroy the neighbors with bottom end distortion FOR SOME RELEASE?? No better way my friend, no better way. Did this for a few hours, but I'd rather the former than the latter :) And I hope the FORMER tonight rawrrr *cough*

In other news, I have NOT been able to be the little...add this to this monger that others have been catching onto lately. One reason is because I rarely have the time, but I DID have time to work out today. Could that time be spent adding pictures and criteria to existing games on Giantbomb.com? SURE! But who knows-- in the land of cotton, I tricked some customers into thinking I was an Irishman, who had a cousin named Angus McCloud, but he was originally a scottsman Lmao Okay, I'm tired right now...these bills are getting ridiculous-- and AT&T charged me 18 fuckin dollars for a goddamn UPGRADE fee??!! It's the same damn monthly plan!! Plus, when I changed it, I was not notified of this charge...but fuck it. AT&T just does that. Am I taking advantage of this profanity? Why...

YES I AM. Bitch. :)

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Let the fun begin...

Okay, if you listen to Slipknot's "New Abortion" from 1:39 to 1:59 you can't tell me that's not metal. That shit is bangin'. ALRIGHT it's past midnight again and I found out you can cuss on this mutha fuckin' blog. Jeff, Alex and everybody else was cussing so I figured it was cool too. Lol Um...not much to say but I'm adding some lads from another area just to turn the heat up a bit. But...only a little bit. I need to stare at pictures of my fiance...rawrr...

*10 hours later*

Hee hee-- er, what?? HUH?? Oh yeah, this blog. Gotta hear that again...people are stupid. It's extremely difficult to hold a conversation with somebody if they don't know ANYTHING about what you're talking about. And when they don't know anything (existence to it etc.,) then it's like...what the fuck are you gonna say? "Well, I scratched my scrotum today and it was good." Speaking of which, a lot of you bastards were scratching themselves today. The fuck is up with that...oh well, better to have crabs than mononucleosis. O_o Okay I'm gone.

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So it is I!!!

As if anybody cares, I certainly DON'T but maybe somebody DOES. Whoever you are, I commend you for that. Alrightly, this is my first blog on Giantbomb.com, the revolution in the making. With Slipknot currently playing in the media player, it's midnight, I have work in the morning, I'm certain this shall be a day to remember!!! LADDIE!!!

So what to mark this momentus occasion...I like my avatar. I'll be moving some of my reviews over to this place just so you guys can view them etc., maybe I'll write some new ones if I find the time (and patience). Now there's this "off day" I've got coming up, so if I'm not caught tearing up the neighbors ears with all this low-end distortion curbed with crushing riffs, I'll post a few :) SURE I will. Certainly. Absolutely. Positively. Undoubtedly. Irrevocably. And just when you thought it was safe mother FRENCHMAN!!!! It isn't! :)

Alright so perhaps I need to go to sleep...and stop searching for new RE5 videos on youtube, might have a long day tomorrow...just like TODAY was...and so will the next 3 weeks be. Ugh, you gotta love this time of the year-- kids go back to school, all the volatile parents converge into stores selling school uniforms, pushing shoving, cussing, ranting and raving, and YOUR job is to assist them in this hellish environment. Sounds like fun...I always bring a knife. LOL I'm done here, you people reply and I'll see what I can do...nothing to do except hold onto NOTHING.

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