Those are the only areas where I get shot in MW2. 
 
Never do I catch a dude right in front of me. After reaching level 20, players have become so fucking unprofessional that they camp in areas that you would never expect them to be, just to die in an incredibly confused and frustrated fashion. Never will you spot an enemy from the other side of a map. Never will you spot an enemy hiding behind a cluster of objects. Never will you fully understand whether or not the enemy is above or right behind you in a building. Never, and I mean NEVER, will you actually play the game and not get shot from a camping son of a bitch that shows toleration in actually traversing around a map like a true player.
 
This game was enjoyable in the beginning. Now it's starting to get completely frustrating with the lack of cover in maps, and the clustered objects that hide enemy positions in a beyond gaudy fashion. Even if I do somehow confront an enemy mono-a-mono, the guy will probably have stopping power, making his SMG an instant killing sniper rifle, while my SMG (with Steady aim) becomes a pea shooting BB gun. This destroys the balance that IW was meant to accomplish. If there's a perk that gives player's more damage, than you should just fuck over the other perks, because damage is all that matters in shooters. Fair and square.
 
The campaign was great, despite the plot holes and ridiculousness that it had. But now this game is withering it's new coat of paint, revealing what it truly is: CoD4 Modern Warfare, only with shittier maps and the same imbalance. Yet again, another high expected sequel to fall from the user's perspective.  It started from Halo3, to GeoW2, and now this.

 That's right, folks. I have beaten this masterpiece and here are my words to you:
 
Play it. Buy it. Upgrade your PC for it. Now. This is seriously a game that shouldn't be missed by any means necessary.
 
That is all.

My Mother's work friend (him being a PC tech guy) visited our house so he can fix my Mother's laptop for reasons in no need for explanation. He took a rest from the fixing process and wandered around our house with peaceful permission. He went into my room just to see my (past) PC that he oh-so built back in 2003/04. He asked for my PC's status. I responded with an A-OK. His response: "Does anything need an upgrade?"
 
There most certainly was. My PC had a single-core, Pentium4 processor that is nearly impossible to buy , now that all computers--from business purposes to the like--had dual-core processor. So yes, the processor had to go. As for everything else, I was fine with it. I just had to get a better CPU.
 
"Alright, Tim. Give me the PC and I'll get it done!", The man said with cheerful glee.
 
As he built and upgraded, I traveled to LA to visit my Great Grandmother's funeral, for she ceased to live at 98. After embracing the sorrow and unbearable temperature of LA, I finally made it back to my home town, Fremont. By then, I forgot about the whole PC business. I finally remembered after witnessing my PC's nonexistence. So I waited for a day, and that's when the tech-guy-dude brought a giant box containing something way beyond my knowledge. But despite my dumbfoundedness, I was excited and happy at the same time.
 
Now, we all know what that box contained, so there is no need for blunt explanations. The topic that should be stated are the specs. And by all reason and logic, are they gawk worthy.
 

• 2 Terabyte HDs (One being my original)
•  Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU 920 @ 2.67GHz
• 4 GB of RAM
•  NVIDIA GeForce GTX 285 (GeForce GTX 285)
• LG LCD Monitor. 1920x1080 21''.

 
And better yet, I bought a VGA cord for my 360 and connected it to the back of my monitor. I can now play my 360 games at full 1080p. How freaking awesome is that? And despite the monitor and VGA cord, it was all free. Apparently, the tech-guy that my Mother's friends with won the lottery and had the ability to upgrade my PC just for the hell of it. Or heck, he wanted to give me an awesome gift. I give my thanks to him.
 
I hope I didn't make any of you lads and laddies jealous. Sometimes I regret having "cool, expensive" stuff, simply because it makes me look like a brat. But I seldom get things like this, so bear with me here. This was a once-in-a-lift-time thing, and it sure makes me happy.
 
Thanks for reading, folks. Have a great day.

I have played very few RPGs as a gamer. Most of them being utmost masterpieces, some being driveled messes.  I would consider The Witcher, while wonky in most of it's content, to be one of the best RPGs I've ever played. The reason is because of how the game's presented. The story doesn't drag on like most RPGs. It starts off with a quick intro for each chapter, then grabs you by the heart and squeezes it until your arteries go nuts. Every moment is hinted with dark foreshadowing, only to then express the true answer to the mysteries that are oh-so shown in confusing fashion. The answer is that being plot twists. And they're not just slow, minor twists. They're explosives ones.
 
If you're smart enough to know how to tell a story, you should, by knowledge, understand that a tale doesn't need twists to be good. And many games have disobeyed that and constantly created "shocking twists" just to make the player intrigued. While the previous paragraph stated that The Witcher is a twisted tale, it's more then just twists. It's the choices that Geralt, the main character, is given. There are no moral choices. There is no good or evil. It's just you, the world, the society, the races, and--if I forgot to mention, mind the joke: YOU. 
 
The world of The Witcher is surprisingly realistic, following a J.R. Tolkien-like world of dragons, magic, monsters, dwarves, elves, and those bastardy tallywhackers known as the humans. It contains gruesome violence, criminal underworlds, cussing, prostitutes, war, sex, and alcohol--things that you wouldn't expect from a folklore. It's a corrupted, if-not dreadful world of mind-boggling choices, most of them rash or easy.
 
While the story is presented in an outstanding fashion, it's not the main contribution that makes The Witcher so incredible. And explaining the rest of the game would make me go on-and-on much longer about the game's facets. Just buy it. Try out the demo if you're still  not interested. A game with such low sales and under appreciation is absolutely unacceptable to me. CDProjekt has proven to be a professional development team, and a charitable one at that. They released a free update for the game that completely recreates the character models, script, and animations. All being very wonky and goofy in the original version. If only development teams and their publishers were this generous.
 
If you have a snuff-enough PC that can run a game such as Half-Life2 and you're an RPG fan, buy the Witcher. Really, that's all I can say. I haven't even beaten the game, and I can already say that it's an epic win. It's very fun, satisfying, and hard to exit the program's screen.

 



















I almost forgot about it, and it'd be sad if I did. But I did not forget about it, so let us all have happy faces on this unnecessary, boring, "who-gives-a-flying-crap?" birthday. Tru3 Blu3's one year anniversary in Jeff's greatest creation: the Giant Bomb!

That is all. Too lazy to make a large blog the size of the Deceleration of Independence (ironical, since I just did a mission in stealing that very document in Fallout3).