Accidently ate a moldy strawberry... (UPDATE)

I'm already feeling painful cramps in my stomach. Food poisoning approaches... again.

It's 4:16 AM. I hope to not throw up in my sleep. I'll update this tomorrow to elaborate on what happens later.

UPDATE: I'm fine folks. No puking, diarrhea, or uncontrollable murder sprees have come into fruition!

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Posted by oldschool

Wow, that happened to a friend of mine and he died.



Nah, just kidding, he just went into a coma.  (/joke)


Feel better soon man - and watch what you eat.
Posted by Tru3_Blu3
@oldschool said:
" Wow, that happened to a friend of mine and he died.


Nah, just kidding, he just went into a coma.  (/joke)


Feel better soon man - and watch what you eat.
"
I hope you're actually joking...
Posted by The_A_Drain

I made myself a lovely sandwhich once, bacon, cheese, lettuce tomato, mmm yeah. Got 3 bites into it an realised the bread was literally green. How the fuck I didn't notice befor i'll never know. But yeah, I was fine not even stomach pains, just a damaged ego. And I have really bad IBS I was expecting to be in pain for days.

Posted by Tru3_Blu3
@The_A_Drain said:
" I made myself a lovely sandwhich once, bacon, cheese, lettuce tomato, mmm yeah. Got 3 bites into it an realised the bread was literally green. How the fuck I didn't notice befor i'll never know. But yeah, I was fine not even stomach pains, just a damaged ego. And I have really bad IBS I was expecting to be in pain for days. "
Sorry about your IBS problems, man. Good thing you didn't suffer any tragic digestive terrorism.
Posted by Tru3_Blu3
@oldschool said:
" @Tru3_Blu3 said:
" @oldschool said:
" Wow, that happened to a friend of mine and he died.


Nah, just kidding, he just went into a coma.  (/joke)


Feel better soon man - and watch what you eat.
"
I hope you're actually joking... "
Yes ........ and poorly at that  :-)

Good lesson for life though - careful what you put in your mouth.  You never know where it has been.  xD
"
*Whew*
Posted by Keyser_Soze

Your courage has greatly increased.

Posted by Kowbrainz
@Keyser_Soze said:
" Your courage has greatly increased. "
Damnit! I was too late! :P
Edited by Euge

One way to take penicillin

Posted by The_A_Drain
@Kowbrainz said:
"@Keyser_Soze said:
" Your courage has greatly increased. "
Damnit! I was too late! :P"

LOL!!!

But yeah, you'll be fine dude don't worry :)
Posted by Plasma

Cant get anything serious as its not meat, just hard to digest mold.

Posted by Red12b
@Tru3_Blu3 said:
"I'm already feeling painful cramps in my stomach. Food poisoning approaches... again.It's 4:16 AM. I hope to not throw up in my sleep. I'll update this tomorrow to elaborate on what happens later."

Mouldy Strawberries, They hide, They lurk, choosing there prey carefully and with precision, They are the Ninjas of the berry world, once they strike, You will find Humility from being beat by a lowly berry.


Dude if you survive you have one story to tell your grandkids You survived a mouldy berry....


Seriously if it was not dipped in a mouldy bush you should be A'OK tomorrow morning.
Posted by lemon360

ew

Edited by Kombat

That's gross, ya hear me?  That's gross.  That's disgustin'.  Why dontcha eat a banana or somethin', put somethin' else in your stomach.

I guess.  I don't know.  Whaddaya want from me.

Posted by zyn

This is why I double-check all my food before I eat it!

But hey, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger, right?  RIGHT?!

Posted by Eric_Buck

I would probably drink some water.

Posted by mordukai
@The_A_Drain said:
" I made myself a lovely sandwhich once, bacon, cheese, lettuce tomato, mmm yeah. Got 3 bites into it an realised the bread was literally green. How the fuck I didn't notice befor i'll never know. But yeah, I was fine not even stomach pains, just a damaged ego. And I have really bad IBS I was expecting to be in pain for days. "
were you high?
Posted by The_A_Drain
@Mordukai:

No, I think it was all mouldy down one side, and I thought I had looked at both sides.
Posted by Red12b
@The_A_Drain:

Were you high after you ate the good mould, High on mould might be a new concept Go fungus. mmmm fungal spores.

Posted by mordukai
@Tru3_Blu3: Try Mylenta. It makes you have diarrhea but hey, I'll take that over painful stomach cramps any day. I personally found the liquid form to be the best. 
Posted by The_A_Drain
@Red12b:

Haha! Nope :P

@Mordukai: 

What about both? Plus vomiting? ;) Be thankful you dont have IBS ;_;
Edited by Gearhead
@Kowbrainz said:
" @Keyser_Soze said:
" Your courage has greatly increased. "
Damnit! I was too late! :P "
Now can we say something to Chie? :D
Posted by nanikore

At least you didn't eat play-do thinking it was liquorice. It's not poisonous, but god damnit it's disgusting :(

Posted by Jayge_

I tend to eat lots of crap that I shouldn't. Accidentally drank 16 ounces of moldy lemonade once- I thought they were bits of lemon floating around in there, yeah. Moldy bread too. Never had an effect on me though.


The one thing that did effect me was this three-week-old (estimated) half-eaten chocolate rice krispie treat that I found in a bookshelf in science class. Took a bite of it and couldn't even eat the rest. Then I threw up all weekend.
Posted by damnboyadvance

I was cooking some hamburgers once, and when I took a bite, I realized it was undercooked. Way undercooked. Maybe that's different since it wasn't moldy, but I can't remember eating anything moldy. Feel better though man.

Posted by Vinchenzo
@Jayge said:
"Accidentally drank 16 ounces of moldy lemonade once"
Wow I've never heard someone talk about moldy lemonade before. I'm so used to artificial crap. Was yours homemade then?
Posted by Jayge_
@Vinchenzo said:
" @Jayge said:
"Accidentally drank 16 ounces of moldy lemonade once"
Wow I've never heard someone talk about moldy lemonade before. I'm so used to artificial crap. Was yours homemade then?
"
I have no idea, it was left here after a party a few weeks before and nobody touched it, so I just took it out of the fridge and downed most of it. Then later, my mother asked me why there was some moldy lemonade left out on the counter, and I said "what? I was drinking that. That's not lemon?" and she just started laughing.
Posted by Commando

I'll bet half of it's in your head. I mean your stomach acid is so strong it kills just about anything you eat.

It probably won't hurt for more than a day. You'll just have to shit really bad.
Posted by tippinator
@Red12b said:
" @The_A_Drain:

Were you high after you ate the good mould, High on mould might be a new concept Go fungus. mmmm fungal spores.

"
Actually cannabis sometimes contains a small amount of mold which can attach to your lungs and grow. So uh yeah.
Posted by JJOR64

EEEEEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww                           Your gross!

Posted by Meowayne

-plays Oblivion alchemy skill level up sound-

Posted by CL60

I eat those all the time, they are my favorite kind of strawberry.

Posted by RetroIce4

"If you don't know what it is, Don't put it in your mouth!"

Posted by DBoy

Praise the Lord.
I was ready to rent out the Staples Center too, just in case.

Posted by buzz_clik

Moldy Strawberry is so the name of my new band.

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Posted by Canberra

i'd have spat it out.

Posted by kmdrkul
@buzz_clik said:
" Moldy Strawberry is so the name of my new band. "
Sounds to much like The Moldy Peaches.
Posted by Red12b
@kmdrkul:
MMMM Peaches nom nom nom
Posted by iam3green

ha, funny stuff. i'm glad u don't feel anything from eating it. i've eaten mold before from a moldy bread. there was a small bit that had mold on it.

Posted by Srah

Any updates on the situation, 4 years later? I just did the same. It tasted nasty and I feel nasty.

Edited by captain_max707

@tru3_blu3 said:

fruition!

Nice.

Edit: Oh god this is four years old I'm so stupid

Edited by ThePhantomnaut

YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited by ThePhantomnaut

YOU ARE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by BisonHero

Best necro thread ever. How did you even find this?

Edited by Seppli

I like to smash my strawberries in the morning, and leave them out in the scorching Summer sun all day, by midnight they're turning - and that's when I eat them to get on my Strawberry Moonshine. Trademark pending.

Posted by BabyChooChoo

@srah said:

Any updates on the situation, 4 years later? I just did the same. It tasted nasty and I feel nasty.

Better hope that shit ain't food poisoning. I like to think I'm a pretty tough, healthy guy. I got food poisoning once and spent the next 24 hours hoping someone would kill me.

Edited by Tru3_Blu3

Holy fuck, why did you people bump this?

@srah said:

Any updates on the situation, 4 years later? I just did the same. It tasted nasty and I feel nasty.

I'm fine. The strawberry didn't really do much other than make me gag and give me some stomach aches, but nothing worth remembering about. I sometimes wonder why I even made a thread on this predicament.

An even worse situation to describe would be the time I got food poisoning from eating an egg roll at 7-11 that had raw/rotten meat which lead to a treacherous fever that lasted for an entire month, hurling and all. Now that was a fucking nightmare.

Edited by Zomgfruitbunnies

Food poisoning is best poison.