My exclusive interview with Gabe Newell

I posted this a while back in my exclusive magazine to the Epic PM... came across it on google docs and chuckled for a second... So I'll post it here. 
 
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TurboMan: Hi Gabe, Thanks for doing this interview with me for my new magazine.   
 
        Gabe Newell: No problem, anything for a potentially huge and amazing business. 
 
 
 
 
TurboMan: Now you're company is known for two things, a kick ass web service that is well received by a vast majority of PC (and recently, Mac) gamers, plus being known for developing some of the greatest games of all time, including Half Life 1 & 2, Portal, Left 4 Dead, and Team Fortress 2. Recently, Valve was shown to be more profitable per employee than Google and Apple. My question is, what is next for Valve? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
Gabe Newell: AAAABLAARPHLARBLAAAAAAAARPHE 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
TurboMan: OMFG BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!     
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Posted by TurboMan

I posted this a while back in my exclusive magazine to the Epic PM... came across it on google docs and chuckled for a second... So I'll post it here. 
 
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TurboMan: Hi Gabe, Thanks for doing this interview with me for my new magazine.   
 
        Gabe Newell: No problem, anything for a potentially huge and amazing business. 
 
 
 
 
TurboMan: Now you're company is known for two things, a kick ass web service that is well received by a vast majority of PC (and recently, Mac) gamers, plus being known for developing some of the greatest games of all time, including Half Life 1 & 2, Portal, Left 4 Dead, and Team Fortress 2. Recently, Valve was shown to be more profitable per employee than Google and Apple. My question is, what is next for Valve? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
Gabe Newell: AAAABLAARPHLARBLAAAAAAAARPHE 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
TurboMan: OMFG BOOMER!!!!!!!!!!     
Posted by Gamer_152

Top notch journalism Turboman.

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Posted by RiotBananas

Seriously man, how many times are you going to milk those fucking pictures?

Posted by RecSpec

The first time I read that last line as "OMFG BONER!!!!!" 

Posted by Claude

These are old, but you started it.

 Interview with Gabe!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 The cake was a lie.
Posted by Yanngc33
@Gamer_152 said:
" Top notch journalism Turboman. "
Posted by Penelope

"Now you're company is known for..."
 "Now you're company is known..."
 "Now you're company is..."
  "Now you're company..."
  "...you're company..."
  "...you're..."
"YOU'RE"

I tease because otherwise it's great. Well done sir.