Characters I Would Recruit To Counter Jeff's World-Class Fighting Force

If I needed to start a world-class force of fighters--you know, men and women who needed to be on-call at all times, ready to fight Jeff's world-class force of fighters wherever it may rear its virtuous head--these would be the guys at the top of my list.

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  1. Burt Reynolds

  CODENAME: "DA BANDIT"

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  2. Paul Phoenix

  CODENAME: "KID 'N SLAY"

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  3. Adam Boyes

  CODENAME: "COMMON GARTER SNAKE"

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  4. Sakura Kasugano

  CODENAME: "LADY RYU"

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  5. Evander Holyfield

  CODENAME: "THE MAN WITHOUT EAR"

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  6. Astro Boy

  CODENAME: "LASER ASS"

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  7. Flotsam

  CODENAME: "HYPOTHERMIA"

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  8. Charles Barkley

  CODENAME: "SILENT JAMMER"

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  9. Strider Hiryu

  CODENAME: "UNDERRATED"

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  10. Gorg

  CODENAME: "UNSTOPPABLE"