you can't be anything you want.

so i've discovered that my xbox 360 (slim) is a device for granting wishes and fantasies. growing up i always wanted to be a hired badass, or a member of the beatles, or a ghostbuster. parents, school teachers, etc. always tell us we can do anything. then i would always say "anything?" and then they would always say "yes, anything in the whole wide world!" then I would say "i want to be a ghostbuster!"....then as usual they would say "well, no you can't do that. why not be a lawyer or accountant?" because lawyers do not bust ghosts and accountants do not kick anyone's ass. but with my new xbox I can now be boring like normal people and still live out my childhood fantasies.

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