Vance_Helsing

Hell yeah.

You know what'd be kind of nuts? Add some mashed sweet potatoes to that, I'm assuming the sweet mixture/texture would be akin to a plantain burrito.

I'm coming around to mustard. Used to hate it but normal ass Heinz or regular mustard I'd much prefer not to eat.

Gimme a honey mustard on a turkey/chicken sandwich or better yet, a spicy brown mustard on an authentic Reuben sando from a legitimate Jewish deli & I'm in heaven.

I think I have more nostalgia for it because it's something I grew up with, not necessarily because it was a great game. It was a totally serviceable platformer with a crude gimmick but I think Earthworm Jim is tops for this era.

Thats (no longer) million bucks

Keep that Pornhub tab open longer than usual tonight, folks.

DIDN'T BUY A GODDAMN THING FROM THE STEAM SALE RECEIVED TWO GIFTS TOTAL

I AM ALIVE

I HAVE SURVIVED

The obvious ones were already mentioned in this thread but King of the Monsters and Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee (fucking horrible title) are worth a look. The former's a Neo-Geo (and Nick Arcade) staple, the latter was a dumb Godzilla game, emphasis on dumb.

@periahdark: This is the hardest I've laughed all day, thank you so much. Brilliant.

AURAHACK YOU RULE

Alex is fantastic when you want that snark (it's like the long-lost AV Club Games Head Editor we never had) but I'm always incredibly drawn to Patrick's writing. Love him or hate him, he's got an undeniable voice.