@angrighandi: It was 6 in the morning and I thought the background was missing texture. So, listening to Kanye's '05 album Late Registration, of course it made sense to fill it with junk text that only one person would notice:
"three scoops of truth and a howl means the beasts of the a.m. are on the prowl this mess’ll take more than a towel nuthin but indie talk so dont knock it before you cock-it and sock-it to the man, unless of course you can stand the bland scantily-clad glands, secreting mind-numbing agents on your dainty man-hands. think on your own, give it a chance after you give it a glance you dont have to own everything with money borrowed from loans, just dance. live in the moment, learn something new from these agents nestling like talk of wrestling validation, vindication, synonyms just test my patience"
It only took up half the page, so I Ctrl+C'd and Ctrl+V'd that mess.
I like to rap poorly on my way to the ring Like John Cena.