September 2, 2013
What? Were you expecting something else? Well, whatever you were expecting, you're getting Dragon Quest V instead. A game that I've already played through twice before. Yet despite this, there was so much here that I didn't see in those previous experiences. Enough, at least, to start another one of these threads. Let us commence, shall we? When people say not to drink during a pregnancy, they mean it for both parents. Stilted, but badass. OH, PISS OFF. Is the captain toking? The hell is sugoroku? Anybody have a clue what that means? You know how monsters in video games carry money on them for no explicable reason? Well, here, it's weed. Can somebody remind me why I married the other girl in my previous playthroughs? "Yo wut dis here 'for' word supposed ta mean?" I think that's the reason WHY he hasn't returned. Kush Quest V: Herb of the Heavenly Bride. I can't tell if this monster design is lazy or scary. Sclarzy? All he needs is a top hat. "We are here to pray for the loss of Mario." Suck it, Kurosawa. "Dat don' sound weird, right?" This village is fucked. I think you're premature on the angle launch, game. "EVEN THOUGH I'M HOLDING THE SWORD DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF MY FACE." Fusing them into one. "Wait uh second. Ain't dis here da exact opposite o' what we's be trying ta do?" VIDEO
All of Bianca's dialogue courtesy of
the Ebonics Translator.