( It is cause for celebration, my loyal subjects!) It was three hundred and seventy four years ago today that your magnanimous King was born unto this world. This is a glorious day that demands serious celebration, so don't expect me to spin a yarn about that one time I used my great powers to fuck with everybody in the castle. If you want something like that, wait until Christmas. Trust me when I say that I've something grand planned for that day. But now is not about Christmas and how I slew the evil Satan Claus two years ago. Today is about how I was born three hundred and seventy four years ago. So where the hell are my presents? You've known since last year, and you didn't bother getting me anything? You still have time, though, so do not fret! Here, let me start things off: I got a Formspring account. Fun fact: Formspring makes you two hundred times more powerful. I'm not sure how; it just does. Let the birthdaying begin!
 
Apparently, it didn't update the first time. Let's try it again. I got:
 

• Duke Nukem Forever. I should know better...but I don.'t.
• L. A. Noire. I've only just opened it, and I'm already loving everything about it.
• Portal 2. Will my inevitable blog on it contain a billion dumb memes? Only time will tell.
• El Shaddai. I only did it for the Transformers jokes.
• Radiant Historia. What? You thought you'd get through this without a super obscure strategy RPG?
• And finally...