And I celebrate your birthday by celebrating my unbirthday.

WHADDYA THINK OF THAT!?

I celebrated your birthday by celebrating my birthday. You're welcome.

@greggd:

Damn it. Now I want to watch that episode with the school play. Hopefully, you do, too.

Smooches, Your Majesty. <3

Happy birthday man! I hope you enjoyed it!

Happy Birthday, King. Happy Birthday, Vincent ;P

Well. That was something. I do suppose you sound as I expected, and your delivery fits with your style.

Happy Birthday, VGK.

Happy Birthday Kingy.

And thus another year comes to Pass for the King in his glorious reign. Let the people's jubilation sing throughout the land.

One year closer to death, one year closer to rebirth

Eternal is his reign punctuated by periodic rejuvenation.

Also:

What lunacy is this???? D: see this is why we shouldnt welcome aliens ... even if they live next to us .

Σ(ﾟﾛﾟ｣)

It's also Cameron Diaz' birthday today.

Sorry, VGK.

Priorities.

Happy Birthday.

What strange thoughts these are. Perhaps that should be the focus of the video reviews: random stream of consciousness madness.

I will haunt you for the rest of your days.

All hail the King ( happy birthday too)

It was the King of Pop's birthday yesterday. Surprised google didn't do anything for it.

Happy Birthday King!

My gift to you is a cleaned up version of the stream of conciousness that transpired in my head as I was reading this thread:

• I'm scared and weirded out by the idea of hearing the King's voice.
• It's actually not so bad.
• Youtube sucks for me lately with all these crashes.
• It's sad to not celebrate birthdays, even a little.
• Bobo's Theme makes me think of the Endurance Run and now I'm sad.
• Pretty sure Sailor Moon spent a whole season casting some sort of healing spell at some point. Man, now I kind of want this, why!?
• Anita Sarkeesian covered in cream.
• Also otherwise naked.
• Licking off cream from a naked persons body is supposed to be this very sensual thing, but cream by itself is kinda gross.
• Sweat is salty.
• I still have a picture of pyromagnestir's face among my pictures somewhere. I deleted it, but it came back together with every other picture I had uploaded when the site was relaunched and now I can't figure out how to remove any of them.

Have a nice year King! I wish you luck on your quest for the goods, or the knowledge of the existence of the goods, or whatever!

I already have quite a few ideas.

That will no doubt become this.

I liked the video and appreciate the tone you are going for. But I think you need to weird it up even more. I'm sure that's something you can do. Interested in seeing more if your Royal duties permit.

Hey it was mine too! I had one heck of an evening.

A likely story...

Pretty much this one.

Since you won't clarify I did some research and now have 3 working theories:

• You secretly suspect I might be someone who was born on May 26. Possibly English footballer Ashley Vincent, or R&B sensation Lauren Hill, or Matt Stone, creator of South Park (if so, thank you, but no, no I'm not...)
• You think my birth may have had something to do with British Guiana gaining independence. Or perhaps the European community adopting the European flag. Or perhaps a 7.7 Earthquake in Japan which killed more than a hundred people and injured thousands.
• Or you just picked a random ass date.

You can tell someone is under the age of 25 when they still care about birthdays.

@video_game_king:

You're an old ass man.

@jasonr86:

376 years old today.

Animasta, I am your mother.

Today is my mom's birthday as well!

do you have anything to say to me KING

@video_game_king:

Happy birthday. So how old are you? You could say 15, 35, or 65 or any other number and I'd believe you.

Me, neither. Wouldn't you rather have Sailor Neptune as a healer?

Not as much as you'd think. I originally intended this to be a Quick Look, but none of my runs ever maintained good commentary for too long. Then it somehow became this.

It's better that way. I have to imagine that she'd be pelted with cupcakes as soon as she popped out, and I'd be thoroughly confused by it all.

I don't think I can get Anita to get into a cake, but happy birthday anyway, King.

Here you go:

No, I don't get it either.

As for videos, I'm not quite at the "showing them to other people" stage yet, so you're definitely ahead. One 'a these days, though...

Why would you guess May 26? That's an oddly specific or random guess.

But no, it was actually earlier this month.

I don't even really know when it is. I'm guessing May 26?

Heh. A gift, indeed. And to think on my birthday I didn't give you anything... Now I feel like a dick. :(
Then again you didn't get me anything on my birthday either. What's up with that?!

In a way, that's true, except not at all.

They're a lot worse when you're using a 360 controller.

Love the video, it was harrowing and I could almost feel how terrible the controls must be for the game!

Birth? I assumed you've always existed and simply manifested yourself with this site's inception.

It was my birthday yesterday, along with Adam Sessler. Anyway, Happy Birthday. I celebrated yesterday by... oh, I didn't celebrate it at all. Dammit! Learn from my mistakes, VGK!

The video is much too somber for my liking, but well made nonetheless. The music kinda drowns out the voice towards the end though.