Video_Game_King

I've already seen this video through Chip Cheezum, oddly enough.

I blame used games for them. It's just a theory, but before you could buy games used, you'd have a guarantee that the consumer would get instructions in the manual. Used games killed that guarantee, so developers had to figure out other ways to explain their mechanics, and tutorials happened to be the first solution on the scene. Plus when you're trying to appeal to wider audiences, it helps to explain just how the hell you use the product you're selling.

Why would you assume otherwise?

What about pussies? How do they factor into this?

4% of Giant Bomb is ladies.

In case of apocalypse, you're all fucked.

Plus a lot of that is objective facts that are hard to call plagiarized.

The online version got DDOS'd, so no links right now.

Oh, this is getting fun.

Good to know that I'm a power bottom....I think.

The Japanese script to FF7.