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So one cold lonely night in the land of Hyboria the paths of one lonely barbarian and one especially lonely GM crossed paths.
Where the hell do they get these morons?
(Here it is transcripted since the image quality is low.)
To []: ..with dual wield barbarians though, I mean TWO?!?! That's a bit difficult for me to handle. I'd rather stick with one big sword.
[|GM|]: You like it rough I take it :)
To []: Of Course, I'm a ***ing rock sniffer.
To []: With daggers.
To []: And I'm specced for second wind =) I can go all night.
[|GM|]: lol wow, I don't think I would ever be the same :)
[|GM|]: um WOw this is turning me on lol.
To []: Hong Says he wants in on the hot action. But he's a gold farmer/seller. How do you feel about that? He does have a big bow =]
..do it like they do on the discovery channel?
To []: Would you like to RP with me?
To []: I see how it is, not going to talk to me anymore =( Just got your cyber fix with my pixelated body and left me like all those other guys :((|
[|GM|]: sorry getting tell hells lol
[|GM|]: RP? how so?
To []: Well, you know, on those cold windy nights... all I want is to be mounted.
[|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM ;)
To []: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.
To []: Be gentle
[|GM|]: um are you a real um woman?
[|GM|]: lol not crazy question
[|GM|]: you would be surprised.
To []: Yep. I just play a male character so guys don't flirt with me in game like on WoW.
[|GM|]: oh nice.
To []: How about you?
[|GM|]: I'm wearing panties :]
[|GM|]:(joke)
To []: Oh, not wearing any hmmm? I did see you take them off earlier after all.
[|GM|]:I am going to summon you in a few to take care of your petition
[|GM|]:Exibitionist :)
To []: Summoning me? How romantic.
To []: Where’s my summon?
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You really do love me.
[|GM|]: this is the spot!
[|GM|]: lol
[]: You like this?
[|GM|]: r
[]: Head?
[|GM|]: yea
[|GM|]: lol
[]: I left the boots on. They’re hawt.
[|GM|]: r
[|GM|]: lol
[]: My panties wont come off :[
[|GM|]: lol its odd looking at a guy character… lol
[|GM|]: in rl?
To []: Huh?
To []: No, in game =[
[|GM|]: your panties wont come off in real life :)
[|GM|]: oh…
[|GM|]: I’ll just have to tear them off and have my way lol
To []: YES!!!
To []: Whip out your massive sword too.
[|GM|]: ROFL
[|GM|]: lol you like?
To []: I can’t jump up on top of it? =(
[|GM|]: hmm that could pose a problem :)
To []: =]
[|GM|]: you’ll just have to take it until I am finished with you.
To []: Are you mighty warrior? Can you slay those meanies that attacked me? =(
To []: O.o you do like multiple people in on it eh? =)
[|GM|]: er.. how old are you (hopefully not under 18 lol)
To []: I’m 9.
[|GM|]: OMG
To []: “_-
To []: Want to be my daddy? Remember, I do like roleplaying ^_--
[|GM|]: oh nice…
[|GM|]: um your not really 9 are you? I just want to be sure lol
To []: Come on… do I sound like I’m 9? What 9 year old knows about glory holes?
[|GM|]: you don’t but you never know lol
[|GM|]:you been a bad girl?
To []: I’ve never been a good girl.
[|GM|]: oh very nice. But you know you will have to be spanked right?
[|GM|]: Hmm take me out and put me in your mouth’
To []: !
To []: Not till you spank me with your sword!
[|GM|]: hmm you are bad.
[|GM|]: what if I rip your panties off and **** you hard till I am satisfied?
To []: That sounds perfect
To []: Going to use clobber? :P
[|GM|]: Want to feel you get really we so I can put just the head of my **ck inside you and use my hand to slowly move it around before plunging it fully into you and making you take it all.
(Uh oh CLIMAX)
To []: You’re just as kinky as me
To []: Infact you’re so kinky, you just cybered with a dude :P
[] shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
[|GM|]: then when you are really hot and needing more I can reposition and slide my wet tongue up your legs and do small circles again around your belly button and then let my tongue trail down your **nt.
[|GM|]: oh that would really be not good lol
To []: Love you =]
To []: By the way, I’ve been fapping to this the whole time.
[|GM|]: lol why did you want this then lol you gay?
[|GM|]: are you serious?
To []: Serious about what?
[|GM|]: um what’s fapping (not up to par on the ling) lol
To []: I was joking about the fapping, but I am indeed a dude.
(And the epic conclusion)
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This review is mainly focused on Growlanser 2, since I haven’t managed to play much of Growlanser 3.
Graphics: This game uses the old school 2d graphic style we all love or hate, I must admit that this game reeks of nostalgia and is a *joy* to play, as a big RPG fan I must say that this game has what it takes to get people glued to the screen, not just because of the graphics but for its entirety. Music: Professional composed music that makes this title even more enjoying, also the ocarina song that the main hero plays is so neat! Battle System: Strategy meets tactical RPG in this unique mix between thinking and action, this is not turn based so being aware of what you do is a key factor, do something foolish and it might be you who perish. There is also an Auto-Battle option to make random encounter battles faster to finish and a gift to those who love to power level their characters. Character Design: Every Anime fans would love it, as the anime artist Satoshi Urushihara is the man behind the character design, it’s a *joy* to see every chat scene between the hero’s and the other’s. Gameplay: The Gameplay is smooth and when it comes to the world map they use in this title a grid system like in Final Fantasy Tactics where u can go between cities and places, occasionally there’s battles between monsters or bandits when walking between places, you might also stumble upon side quests and scenes. Other things to notice is the Ring Weapon system where each hero has the option to equip a ring that can hold up to 3 gemstones, depending on the ring it may enhance the attribute on the hero and contain various levels of gemstones. One of the key parts of the game is to gather information and you can do that by talking to the local town folks at the places you visit, towns usually have shops where you can Equip rings or buy gem stones or even sell your unwanted extra items, you also got the inn where you take can take a nap. Game Value: You get a Deep story with a old school 2d graphic style, well composed music and a unique if not special battle system, and not to forget character’s designed by an anime artist. What more can you demand of a game?; And not to forget you get Growlanser 3 in the same package! Final Words: After playing this game I can conclude that this game is a MUST try for all RPG fans out there also highly recommended for collects of RPG games, grab it now, you won’t regret it! Replay Value: High
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Graphics: Old school 2d Graphics meets 3d in this unique mix between
nostalgia and pure work of art, this game has what it takes to get
people to sit and play this game day in and day out.
Music: The music is nicely composed and gives the game the atmosphere it needs it’s a *joy* listening to it and for those who have surround this games features “Dolby Digital Pro Logic II”. Battle System: Part from the mix between 2d and 3d graphics used its pretty standard; you attack each other and like always those with high SPD or first attack skill usually starts the first attack. The neat thing in this game is that if you are empty of a Mana item you can always make one in battle, of course only the main hero can do it because he is an alchemist and you need to have Mana!. Character Design: Nicely designed characters, kind of looks like it’s made by an Anime artist, it’s a work of art for sure. Gameplay: You can extract elemental material from field objects wile roaming a town or nearest forest, each object gives you a mana represented by what their made of, like extracting from a rock would give you stone mana and a wood sign would give you wood mana and so forth. The world map is free roaming to a extend, you got to progress in the main plot to be able to go to new places and off course there are side quests that can be done while following the main plot. You learn mana synthesis skills as you progress in the game and by using those skills it requires an amount of mana to make different item, there’s about 300 times that can be made in this game using the power of mana. Use your alchemy power to defeat enemies in battle or create items, bash those buggers with your mace or give a Bomb life and make it attack on its own, heal your party using a combo of Potion and Skill so it effects your entire party, its lots of fun and it is certainly an enjoying game!”. And off course there is lots of other stuff that I’m not going to write about here because it might ruin the game for you. Game Value: You get 2d graphics mixed with 3d, it’s a unique mix between nostalgia and pure work of art, the music is nicely composed and gives the game the atmosphere it needs, and the character design is skilfully done, not to forget a nicely written story line. Final Words: A quality game, and a nice addition to your collection Replay Value: Medium
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