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Mar 8, 2015
Did you know that people are actually still playing Titanfall ? There are at least a few of us still out there, still making do with what we have, lack of baseball slide and all – seriously, how do you center your game around this crazy parkour jetpack-assisted movement and not have a baseball slide? Fucking Wolfenstein has a baseball slide! Baseball slides are fucking IMPORTANT . Wait, where w...
Feb 23, 2015
This Week’s Game: Resident Evil (Xbox One) I have never managed to beat Resident Evil . I don’t know if it is the restrictive inventory management (8 slots: not enough slots! 6 slots: who the fuck are you kidding?) or the tank controls (an M1 Abrams could maneuver better) or the fact that I am completely incapable of playing those games without someone else in the room to make the somewhat dull...
Feb 15, 2015
This Week’s Game: Sword Coast Legends Here’s something new for this space: I’m going to talk about a game that hasn’t released yet, isn’t in early access, and I only just stumbled across yesterday. A game that totally caught me off guard, and one that I might venture to say will owe a great debt to Pillars of Eternity and Torment: Tides of Numenera if it succeeds. Why is that, you say? Well, I...
Feb 8, 2015
This Week’s Game: Far Cry 4 Can I tell you a secret? Shh shh shh, lean in close. I had no interest in Far Cry 3 . That game, in fact, looked real fuckin’ dumb to me. I avoided it entirely, in fact, and instead picked up Far Cry 2 on sale and played a good amount of that, but I already wrote about that game. I am pretty sure that I still don’t have much interest at all in playing FC3, but I defi...
Jan 26, 2015
I have bought a lot of video games; what I haven’t done is beat a lot of video games. For whatever reason, I’ve decided to go back and give some of these games another shot: this is the Backlog. This Week’s Game: Wolfenstein: The New Order Oh good lord, really? Am I really going to do one of these on a game that came out last year? No. NO. We’re done. I’m not going do this anymore. New plan: wr...
Dec 15, 2014
I have bought a lot of video games; what I haven’t done is beat a lot of video games. For whatever reason, I’ve decided to go back and give some of these games another shot: this is the Backlog. This Week’s Game: The World Ends With You I went on a crusade this week to find my Nintendo DS, because I desperately am trying to avoid buying a PS Vita and a copy of Persona 4: Golden , because come o...
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