VirtualAthlete

" So they tell me. After a few cancelled projects I have made an iPhone game and two Facebook games, the second of which was published by THQ. I can confirm I am paid money, bi-weekly even to create interactive experiences. That has to at least put me within throwing distance of a real developer. And by throwing distance I mean I think I could hit a Relic employee with something. I am situated across the street and on a higher floor. "

Weed.   

I made an awesome fart in class, but the girl sitting behind me began to cry.

Aston Villa

" She has three fingers and chicken feet people! "

some people believe stuff simply because it can't be unproven