I wanna read a fanfic written by this guy, starring Dan.
Don't turn this into something weird.
Dude, it's already a little weird. I'm glad you got that off your chest though, do you feel better about it now? I never watched any of the GI content, but I really love the chemistry between Dan and Drew in MGS and Dan is consistently the best part of quick looks, UPF and the bombcast for me. I'm sorry you feel like you've lost out on this thing, but I know for a fact there is something out there that is just as awesome and you just need to find it.
Stanley Goodspeed, duder.