Tell her you'll leave her as satisfied as someone who just finished the mass effect trilogy.

She'll be in your bed in no time.

''Hey, baby girl, you legal?''

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

@AhmadMetallic: Why, for presenting a slightly sweary, angry argument to someone complaining about not being great with women. Welcome to the Internet, kid. Judging by your past comments, you yourself seem to be quite banworthy. Im not breaking any forum rules so go and cry somewhere else.

I am with you, asking for relationship advice on a video game forum is juvenile as hell, people who do this deserve to be chewed out, they clearly need a backbone.

I am just getting fed up with our forums being spammed with this garbage, asking random nerds over the internet for relationship advice is both sad, and so far from off topic it should just be locked.

@AhmadMetallic: And really dude, both of us have gotten away with worse, the OP is just asking for this.

@NakAttack said:

@Video_Game_King: you can thank me later.

Oh shit, almost forgot about this pic. Legendary!

@PatchRowcester: Or I could comment on these threads that piss me off, there are too many and it's getting to be a joke, I call it how I see it.

Some people need a bit of tough love to grow a backbone.

@big_jon said:

@Wolverine: Fuck off, no one cares, stop posting this shit on game forums!

What the fuck is wrong with you people who do this? You know what your first mistake is? It's asking for advice on females in a fucking VIDEO GAME forum! Grow some fucking nuts and man up, deal with your own relationship stuff!

Women love a man who will ask random nerds over the internet for relationship advice, it's a real turn on.

You could have not posted a word, and still helped this thread, than by post what you did.

One advice - Its is better to try and lose, than to have not tried at all.

Go for it man. Look at it this way - whether or not a girl goes out with you when you ask her out is uncertain. However, its almost certain that she wouldn't go out with you if you don't ask her out!

So be brave. Accept the fact that in this department, failures are inevitable. Don't let that bother you.

Just make it happen!

@MikkaQ said:

And you're skirting 1 with the Katawa Shoujo images, SFW or not! CALL THE POLICE, BRING IN THE NAVY, WE GOT A LIVE ONE OVER HERE!

@Wolverine: Fuck off, no one cares, stop posting this shit on game forums!

What the fuck is wrong with you people who do this? You know what your first mistake is? It's asking for advice on females in a fucking VIDEO GAME forum! Grow some fucking nuts and man up, deal with your own relationship stuff!

Women love a man who will ask random nerds over the internet for relationship advice, it's a real turn on.

Stop being shy, women don't like insecurity. Be confident, be yourself and don't "hang back" Don't wait too long because you'll get stuck in the friend zone every time you wait it out. Make a move because the girl won't.

Yes. And then I listen to Radiohead's Creep and kill myself.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

Im not breaking any forum rules

What about #3?

Oh, the one that is broken every day in almost every thread? Actually the same could be said of 4.

And you're skirting 1 with the Katawa Shoujo images, SFW or not! CALL THE POLICE, BRING IN THE NAVY, WE GOT A LIVE ONE OVER HERE!

You could play this game and pick up some tips.

I have nothing else for you.

@Video_Game_King: Ban away then, no skin off my ass. I have seen this behaviour all over these forums anyway and it seems to be the norm so no great loss.

Just fucking whip it out, dude.

@Gabriel:

dont be scared just do it. and btw it helps alot if you just get to know them girls like guys who are interested in their personality and talking to them. that leads to a relationship.

theres a reason girlfriend has the word friend in it

@Video_Game_King said:

@Gabriel:

Why is her shirt tucked into her underwear?

@Gabriel:

@Video_Game_King said:

Who would ever touch Two-faces inbred daughter?

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

Im not breaking any forum rules

What about #3?

@AhmadMetallic: Why, for presenting a slightly sweary, angry argument to someone complaining about not being great with women. Welcome to the Internet, kid. Judging by your past comments, you yourself seem to be quite banworthy. Im not breaking any forum rules so go and cry somewhere else.

@Wolverine: Title of this thread is correct. Man up.

@TheDudeOfGaming: Waa waa waa, go and buy a fucking horse.

@Little_Socrates said:

@myketuna said:

@President_Barackbar said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@Wolverine: @SSValis: If you have Girl Advice questions send them over to GiantBombXGAL@gmail.com. A real live girl and guy from the Giant Bomb Forums will be on the line shortly to answer them for you, posthaste.

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Seriously, if there's interest in it, DuskVamp and I were thinking of maybe doing a Giant Bomb Xtreme Girl Advice Line podcast for fun; not that we're experts, but we have different and fairly unique perspectives. She's a girl and I managed to do the impossible and seduce a girl off of a video game website, so maybe we can help. If people send in questions and there's actual interest, it might be a thing. Also, guests and guest hosts.

I fully support this endeavor.

I third this motion. If we really push it, I think it'd be one of the most popular podcasts on this site (next to the official Whiskey ones). Just basing that on the amount of times threads like these are posted.

Aye, I would love to hear this podcast come to fruition!

Amen.

I've been told it's all confidence. Which is, like, the one thing I lack severely. So yeah, OP, all I can say is that I feel your pain. Welcome to the internet. Have a shot.

@TheDudeOfGaming: Waa waa waa, go and buy a fucking horse.

It really boils down to the affection you have for this girl. Is she worth the devastation of your ego? If yes then go for it.

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

Stop being a fucking pussy, turn your computer off and just get on with it, you fucking femcunt.

You aren't a nice person. I don't like you.

So you're not the best there's at what you do

I wish there was something I could say to help you.

@Wolverine: I have the exact same problem and nothing in this thread helps! I cant build up the courage partly because if this girl rejects me then word will get round and some other girls who i think like me will then hate me.

And she's always around her twin, which is hard.

@Unknown_Pleasures said:

I'm just going to assume you were intoxicated while posting this.

@Gringus said:

lots of alcohol

I love that these two posts are right next to each other

@myketuna said:

@President_Barackbar said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@Wolverine: @SSValis: If you have Girl Advice questions send them over to GiantBombXGAL@gmail.com. A real live girl and guy from the Giant Bomb Forums will be on the line shortly to answer them for you, posthaste.

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Seriously, if there's interest in it, DuskVamp and I were thinking of maybe doing a Giant Bomb Xtreme Girl Advice Line podcast for fun; not that we're experts, but we have different and fairly unique perspectives. She's a girl and I managed to do the impossible and seduce a girl off of a video game website, so maybe we can help. If people send in questions and there's actual interest, it might be a thing. Also, guests and guest hosts.

I fully support this endeavor.

I third this motion. If we really push it, I think it'd be one of the most popular podcasts on this site (next to the official Whiskey ones). Just basing that on the amount of times threads like these are posted.

Aye, I would love to hear this podcast come to fruition!

lots of alcohol

I'm just going to assume you were intoxicated while posting this.

@President_Barackbar said:

@Wrighteous86 said:

@Wolverine: @SSValis: If you have Girl Advice questions send them over to GiantBombXGAL@gmail.com. A real live girl and guy from the Giant Bomb Forums will be on the line shortly to answer them for you, posthaste.

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Seriously, if there's interest in it, DuskVamp and I were thinking of maybe doing a Giant Bomb Xtreme Girl Advice Line podcast for fun; not that we're experts, but we have different and fairly unique perspectives. She's a girl and I managed to do the impossible and seduce a girl off of a video game website, so maybe we can help. If people send in questions and there's actual interest, it might be a thing. Also, guests and guest hosts.

I fully support this endeavor.

This has to happen.

You're not a pussy. I'm pretty sure wolverines are part of the weasel family.

@VinceNotVance said:

Drill claw her, my brotha.

Give her the drill bucket if you know what I'm sayin'

"Okay kid... I used to be just like you"

No, really - the best way to understand how to get her to say yes is understanding that when you get rejected it's not that bad.

The worst possible scenario:

-You get her to say yes

-You have an immediately fruitful relationship

-You find out she's got aids, and you had some STD you never even knew about

-You learn things about her personality that you wish you never knew about 3 months in - once the freshness of the love has worn off, you start to see how obsessive and clingy she is, and it's suffocating you.

-She tries to lock herself into the relationship by becoming really good friends with all of your closest friends.

-You realize within four months, you are well and truly fucked, and not in a good way.

Now, what you are actually afraid of:

"Will you go out with me?"

"Ew, no"

Drill claw her, my brotha.

@Video_Game_King said:

@habster3 said:

But you don't really need a girlfriend... because you have... us! :P

But we won't fuck you. Understand that. We won't even send you home with a BJ.

Don't listen to Video_Game_King; some of us will fuck you. BUT, we won't kiss you. Because that would be gay, and as a Southern, Baptist, white-supremacist, sexist, conservative man, I could NEVER have that

@habster3 said:

But you don't really need a girlfriend... because you have... us! :P

But we won't fuck you. Understand that. We won't even send you home with a BJ.

A month ago, I probably would've made a rude comment and would've said you're a pussy (I'm not a mean person genuinely; I just have a very irreverent side). However, since then, I've asked a girl out and she turned me down big time. And more that I don't want to get into. So I really don't think I'll be asking any girls out for quite a while. Therefore, you are not a pussy, Wolverine. But you don't really need a girlfriend... because you have... us! :P

@DarthOrange said:

@Wolverine:

You just got to give her the look, then she will ask you out.

I bet that's the look he gave right after he asked his fiancee to marry him.

You just got to give her the look, then she will ask you out.

@Wolverine said:

I get nervous asking girls out, even if I think they may like me. I feel like such a pussy. (I'm 19 by the way.) Does anyone else have this problem? How do you deal with this? ps- I know this is a video game forum, please don't mock me for posting this.

...can I tease you?

Seriously though, the way I deal with this problem is to ask myself, "Who cares if I'm turned down?" What's the worst that could happen? So you wouldn't get a date. You're not getting a date not talking to girls either so what's the difference? But, more importantly, you might get a date if you try. If you don't try, you'll never get that chance. So why the fuck wouldn't you try? Plus, the more you talk to girls the better chance you'll have to get a date, have sex!!!!, and get what you want out of romantic relationships (did I already mention sex?). So, just go for it because the longer you avoid something that makes you anxious the greater the anxiety will become. Embarrassment is temporary but wondering 'what if?' never goes away.

@Wrighteous86 said:

@Wolverine: @SSValis: If you have Girl Advice questions send them over to GiantBombXGAL@gmail.com. A real live girl and guy from the Giant Bomb Forums will be on the line shortly to answer them for you, posthaste.

SPOILER WARNING: Click here to reveal hidden content.

Seriously, if there's interest in it, DuskVamp and I were thinking of maybe doing a Giant Bomb Xtreme Girl Advice Line podcast for fun; not that we're experts, but we have different and fairly unique perspectives. She's a girl and I managed to do the impossible and seduce a girl off of a video game website, so maybe we can help. If people send in questions and there's actual interest, it might be a thing. Also, guests and guest hosts.

I fully support this endeavor.

That's not Wolverine.

I get nervous asking guys out, if that answer is allowed.