@MarkWahlberg said: " The most anticipated Quick Look of 2010. "LOL Also look, this definition has been on Urban Dictionary for almost a year now - The Gerstmann Effect

‘Lovingly crafted’ is sadly not a phrase associated with many games these days. This is because the gaming industry is driven by an incredible thirst for profit. Not innovation, not quality, just cold hard cash. The games themselves reflect this, as for the most part, games produced are rushed, opportunistic, money-grabbing disasters. In recent years the rhythm genre has become one of the worst offenders, with Activision pumping out stale Guitar Hero sequels and spin off’s year after year. This is why it’s so refreshing to come across a game like The Beatles: Rock Band, which is thankfully about the music rather than the money. Obviously there is profit to be made, but the level of care, attention and sheer reverence poured into this title is down right startling in the current landscape of gaming.
It’s evident from the off that Harmonix has created a gaming experience that focuses entirely on The Beatles and their music. Unlike band specific titles from the ‘other leading brand’, there is no filler here. It’s all Beatles, all the time. Just the way it should be. Some might argue that a track list consisting of all Beatles songs might alienate those who wouldn’t consider themselves Beatles fans, and for some... - Read on at Our Misspent Youth
Completely unnecessary, odd for the sake of being odd. That girl is far too pretty to be in this piece of shit. Full of pointless throwbacks to the old film, relies entirely on its following, constantly referencing back to it yet failing to explain anything. Lacks any vague form of originality, and any relatable let alone likeable characters.
Cinematography is dull and uninspired, lots of slow tracking to sad music that will never match Mad World from Donnie Darko. Performances are tolerable, mainly from the side characters, two leads are nice to look at but not much in the way of acting. Ed Westwick seems to have a large pole wedged up his smug arse the entire time, either that or he was going for cool and managed learning impaired.
What exists of the plot has no purpose, a great deal of the film is completely pointless and only serves to add to the eeriness, which isn't there to begin with. There was a lot of potential for this, they could have done something interesting with this universe, well Richard Kelly could have, this guy thought he might be able to, but hasn't. Instead what we get is a predictable, lack lustre excuse for a plot, half of which is basically a loose rehash of the original, but without a quarter of the mystique or compelling characters and themes. And an ending that makes no sense to a viewer unfamiliar with the concepts explored in the first. It would be an anti-climax were the director able to drum up any kind of anticipation. So it's just very a messy finish, which I suppose some would still call a climax (HA I'm so funny). It's one thing to love a film enough to want to work with that intellectual property, it's another thing to butcher it and pretend you achieved something. Straight to DVD is right. Pointless Self Indulgent Shit.
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Improvements... Technically.
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I've had this game since it came out, so this review is well and truly late coming, but it has been sitting here unfinished since about three weeks after the release, and it just felt wrong not to post it. The first Skate came out swinging and almost instantly ...
Reviewed by xAbleAssassinx on Oct. 26, 2009
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All You Need Is Love
(PS3)
‘Lovingly crafted’ is sadly not a phrase associated with many games these days. This is because the gaming industry is driven by an incredible thirst for profit. Not innovation, not quality, just cold hard cash. The games themselves reflect this, as for the most part, games produced are rushed, opportunistic, ...
Reviewed by xAbleAssassinx on Oct. 26, 2009
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What Do You Mean My Sack Looks Like A Girl?
(PS3)
I know it's been a long time coming but you know I do have a life outside of this blog, which surprisingly takes up a teeny bit of my time. Anyway the game isLittle Big Planet, if you've never heard of it, chances are you were looking for some kind ...
Reviewed by xAbleAssassinx on Feb. 5, 2009
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Nobody Makes the First Jump, Except DICE that is.
(PS3)
Some hailed it as the next Assassin's Creed, writing it off as another victim of the hype machine, I on the other hand called it EA's kinky little bit on the side, and boy does she live up to her reputation. I recently purchased Mirror's Edge and let me tell ...
Reviewed by xAbleAssassinx on Feb. 5, 2009
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