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#1  Edited By xp0svolc0mx

I don't look anything like him, go check my photos!

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#2  Edited By xp0svolc0mx
Snipzor said:
"He looks quite sexy I must admit...
 
Oh crap did I make it worse?
"
Yes, yes you did my friend. But what is funny is that my dad now looks like your icon... Al Bundy
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#3  Edited By xp0svolc0mx


So I was with my girlfriend yesterday, and she noticed this picture of my dad on the computer. She looked at me and was like "Babe, you're dad was quite the hunk back then huh? Too bad you didn't get all of his traits" Fuck, what do I say to that? I think that she was kind of joking but I don't know... Shit, I feel like working out now... :(


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#4  Edited By xp0svolc0mx

You don't fuck with the freeman and his crowbar...just like you don't fuck with a gamer and his game.

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#5  Edited By xp0svolc0mx
Zenostar said:
"was she hot?
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No. Even if she was, it would upset me even more... hot girls + bad atitudes = DRIVES ME NUTS
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#6  Edited By xp0svolc0mx
Arkthemaniac said:
"YOU PWNED HER ASS!

That is some good shit right there. Shoulda been like, "Bitch, I ride with my Zero G rifle on tha west sieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede." That's when you punch her, grab your crotch and waddle out the door.
"
hahahahaaha! I should've done that!
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#7  Edited By xp0svolc0mx

I would've bitch slapped her, but I kind of need to stay in that class for my major...

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#8  Edited By xp0svolc0mx

So last friday I was sitting in my Intro to Java class listening to the guest speaker we had that day. Half-way through the talk she started talking about using our free-time to our academic advantage. She said that instead of going to go see a movie, we read a book, instead of going to the beach, go to library, and all that sort of non-sense. Right before my interest in her lecture faded away, she asked the class, "How many of you in here play Half-Life??" Well, being the avid gamer that I am, my hand jolted up (I was a little embarrassed because no else raised their hand). She replied in a facetious tone, "OHHHH, well then you have no time for school work because you're too busy killing people with your knife in half-life!" At first I did not know what to say, but then after replaying what she said in my mind I told her "that's not possible because you never use a knife in half-life" Our guest speaker seemed a bit puzzled, she paused for a moment and replied " you obviously didn't play it that much then, because you do use a knife" Now I was a bit upset, I didn't care that she was trying prove me wrong, I cared that she kept talking to me in a condescending tone.  I decided to wait till after class to correct her knowledge on half-life. So after the class was over, I walked up to her and she said "Oh Mr. Half-Life, what may I correct you on now?" With out even missing a beat, I replied " you use a crowbar in half-life, you use a knife in counter-strike, you're gaming knowledge is just like you're teaching ability, poor" All-in-All, I got a little slap on the wrist from my teacher (the basic lecture of being nice to guest-speakers even if they are not nice to you). Fucking guest-speakers...

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#9  Edited By xp0svolc0mx

Maybe if this game had multiplayer we would come back for the trophies...*cough*