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Funniest and Most Outlandish Characters.

Throughout my childhood I absorbed my favorite pop-culture and videogame heroes like a sponge. But there were those that I just couldn't get out of my head, let alone quoting their phrases and laughable wording  or just being there in the first place. Here's some that just stuck out.

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  • Tingle's lifelong ambition was to be a fairy, despite his father's doting. Yep,a fairy...real ballsy choice.

  • Fozzie may not be a videogame icon but his promisingly bad puns and quirkiness just kept so many of us entertained. Nail him in his head with a tomatoe in Muppets Party Cruise and try not to laugh.

  • A culmination of absolute manliness and internet memes. He's basically a typical generic superhero, ceremoniously calling out attacks with a passionate battle cry. Don't deny the fact you haven't pulled a few Falcon Punches when nobody was around to see.

  • Another captain and butt of everyone's joke. Balancing intergalactic superhero, movie star, and comic relief is all in a day's work for this moron.

  • There's no ninja that would go to the extremes like Bang. He too likes to loudly call out his attacks with pride and confidence. He's the go-to guy especially when he offers himself up for sexual favors when he so much as being unable to pay a diner bill.

  • I know what you're thinking. Hell, we all know what you're thinking. By the end of every credit, Mr. Pac-Pan is one lucky sunuvabitch.

  • The cinderella story of a lifetime. One moment it's a useless fish, then the next it's a goddamned dragon. Why does this happen?!

  • One word, DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

  • He doesn't want to hadouken or shoryuken his way to victory...no he wants to be an artist.

    Dan: But I don't want to fight, father...I want to DRAW!

    Dan's Dad: Get out...

  • You know you thought these little punks were Lego men the very first time you've seen them. You couldn't help but feel rotten when you found out they were your enemies and seeing their slavedriver of a master. Now make me my dinner you Lego charlatan!

  • He's the man with dynamite fists and an egotistical disposition. He's a man's man and the strongest human alive. Don't accept gifts from this man either. They may just be exploding Gamepoys.

  • It's not the fact that he's covered wars y'know or trying to get the scoop of a lifetime. No, it's his voice. It took a long time to piece it together to his white collor and leather jacket attitude.

  • I just can't. I simply cannot pick one.

  • This thing is freakin' awesome! It's a bullet with arms and angry eyes. You're in their sights, buddy.

  • Slam dunking his enemies to victory and a little solo for the win. If you haven't been sold by his malign laughter, crazy moveset, and the fact that he's a zombie punk rocker, you're just being difficult.

  • A knight off to save his main squeeze from demons. He's rockin' polka-dot boxers and only one question comes to mind...where does he keep all of those lances, hmmm?

  • Nobody knows where the hell this thing came from. He just popped up in Marvel Superheroes and has been a staple in the Versus series since. A pretty awesome nod to Lovecraft and I just cannot stop saying "Waste of Flesh". He's an eyeball with tentacles and that's good enough for me.

  • I F**KING LOVE GONZO!

  • The fatman wonder. You doubted this man could move but he sure put your foot in your mouth...if he hadn't eaten it by then.

  • Why did he ditch that awesome hat for that wierd one? Oh right, to save the world with a guitar and amp-dog thing.

  • There was nobody with a greater gimmick than being the Rawk Hawk. He's gonna "rawk" you my friends and you're gonna thank him for the ensuing laughter.

  • Lawrence is just plain unlucky and will not die. Nefarious is jus too blind to see that he just doesn't like his boss.

  • Little Red Riding Hood gets pissed one day and pulls out her stockpile of zombie apocalyps paraphanelia. She lights her cigarette, her boss hands her tha money, and calls it a die...er I mean day.

  • Summing up this dude...well think of an opossum. Now put it in knight's armor. Good...now strap a jet pack on it.

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