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Posted by YukoAsho

You know I'll give them one thing, the PS3 version they did a QL of had AWFUL framerate. This runs smooth at least.

They should make a Dynasty Warriors 3rd person MOBA. This series would actually be way more fun if it had all the craziness and the thousands of AI guys mixed with 5vs5 competitive.

They DIDN'T play the PS3 version last time. They played the inferior Xbox 360 port.

I imagine a 3rd person MOBA would be interesting, yeah.

@jeff If you're not even going to TRY to look at the game, why even bother doing quick looks on it? And @hailinel made a great blog explaining why the series is enjoyable after you shat on the base game last year, which you conveniently ignore here. Might want to read that, assuming this is something you actually care to understand and not just shit on a game series that you've LONG ago decided you hate.

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Not sure I like the whole thing where enemies don't respawn. It seems like you can really put yourself in a position where you can't progress at all and need to start over. That goes past difficult and just becomes cheap.

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@bunnymud said:

Did Brad just look at the box and say "Yea, I know a lot about this game.". Shit, Jeff knew more about what was going on.

Dude, it's Brad. It's not a Brad QL if he doesn't front like he knows stuff and then complain about not being told about anything.

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Wanna make a game look like shit? Have Brad play it! He makes the best games look terrible with his "skill"!

Posted by YukoAsho
@ike7779 said:

@pyrodactyl said:

@brad: yeah, zelda is a sacred franchise and nintendo will never farm it out to a good studio. They won't have any problem farming it out to a terrible studio though:

Wasn't Links Awakening and Minish Cap farmed out to Capcom?

I don't think Link's Awakening was. You're probably thinking of Oracle of Ages/Seasons.

Posted by YukoAsho

Another "the internet is full of assholes" article.

We KNOW the internet is full of assholes. We know that, given anonymity, people are shitheads. We know all this. And yes, it's fucking terrible.

How about we propose a solution instead? Instead of wringing our hands and crying about how mean the internet is, how about we figure out what, if anything, can be done about it?

Honestly, short of ending comment sections, in-game communication and social media, I think the internet's a lost cause. Looking for civil discourse? Look elsewhere.

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@jonny_anonymous said:

No High Moon no sale.

Yeah. Unless it's a Fall of Cybertron sequel by High Moon, I'm seriously not interested.

I get that movie games sell to the naive, but they're almost always trash, and there's no reason to expect that to change ever.

Posted by YukoAsho

OK, this is terrible. Honestly, I don't know what's more offensive: the near-mandatory micro-transactions (seriously, XP is awarded too slowly, even with skulls), or just how cripplingly boring it looks.

Also, I love how Xbox fanboys are trying to say "but but but Gran Turismo 6," ignoring the fact that it's easier to earn credits in that game than it was in Gran Turismo 5. By comparison, what we're seeing on the Xbone, particularly here and with Crimson Dragon and Forza 5, are insidious.

I'll just play some Alien Shooter/Zombie Shooter, or Geometry Wars: Galaxies.

Posted by YukoAsho

I seriously can't see this franchise making any sort of comeback. This is just a joke.

Well, I can see them trying to buy exclusivity for the NBA. Other than that, there's really no reason for EA to make basketball games anymore.

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@yukoasho said:

Also, "The best PlayStation 3 System and Xbox 360 Platformer of 2013." I love the lack of Wii U there.

Well....it's NOT the best Plattformer of 2013 on the WiiU so this makes sense. Look at me talking about "making sense" while we talk about a Rayman Legends commercial featuring Snoop Dog.

True enough on both counts. Once you put Snoop Dogg in a trailer done up Rayman style, nothing makes sense anymore.

So, ETA to Snoop Dogg promoting Cooking Mama?