I wanna do-bad things-with you! O.O


 

Youuuu missed a spot there love.

 
 
It's over....the premier first season of Trueblood has ended, merely minutes afterI write this blog

To those who haven't had the pleasure of watching through one of the best series to air on TV this decade, TrueBlood is a Vampire drama or maybe Vampara for those ultra lazy typers.....and yes...i know of your existance!! @.@
It stars a Sookie Stackhouse and ignoring her name sounding like its from a 40s erotic magazine, everything about Trueblood has high quality sticking to every aspect of the show.
It starts of in a world of where vampires are very much known to the world and are even co-existing with humanity, albiet in a very tense manner. Sookie is a simple southern bartender who also has a unique quirk of being able to read thoughts. Just like the fact that vampires are as real as can be in this universe, her ability is feared and frowned upon but more or less shrugged over. This is a world where the unnatural is all too natural.

Soon enough a mysterious and predictbly handsome vampire enters the bar casually and asks for ''TrueBlood'', which is the creation that those kooky japanese have founded to act as an alternative to humans own source of the stuff ((The trueblood tasting like liquid crap though explains where the tensions arise between vampires and humans course)).
Sookie is immediatly intrigued with the tall, dark and handsome stereotype and soon enough they gain themselves a convaluted friendship between them. The majority of the community /facepalm at such a predicament and even her own friends seem to show severe worry for her. As the series go though, the friction between Vampires and humans steadily disintegrates and while always present, much worse matters take the stand to lead the series through.

That there basically being the prologue alone is enough to show it has some uniqueity to it, and even if it can be regarded as a full fledged cliche' its fantastic and witty writing, flawless performances and its undeniably enjoyable and unpredictable storyline that it consumes, is entertainment worth watching even if it has been seen through fiction time and time before .

So yeah to those who ''do'' watch the series though well you can obviously just ignore all that ''newb'' trueblood detail ...The fact is....its over!!  and there goes one of the few highlights of the week for moi lol...seriously

And what have I gotin return?...The US adaptation of Life on Mars??? How the hell does it fall down to that?!?...Well it stars Harvey Keital, spose that might be reason enough to give it a chance....well either way, whine-blog over.  
 
Any other fellow British TrueBlood devotee's saddened at this predicament?

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Chart me babeh!!

God thank the generic mercenaries, may they always act as fodder to fill full of lead!
 

Uncharted 2 the beta came out an age ago it seems, but I the oblivious sod only got into days ago from now.

Already its given me plenty of reasons to once again have my ps3 booted up at least 12 hours a day .
I'm sure most of read the reviews and of course played the beta, but just for the lil extra confirmation..Uncharted is isa a muthahugging riot!! In the good riot though where you manage to get off with loads of cool swag.

Theres virtually no faults to be found. Graphically...its the greatest game i've come across. The gameplay too is refined and very intuitive. With the multiplayer literally just shoehorning the single players gameplay into said multiplayer, this beta has already given me a clear idea of the quality of gameplay the single player is sure to deliver on

This multiplayer package is one of the more content packed i've come across, i dont personally go online too often being the miserable loner that I be, but I've played enough to know that Uncharted 2's certaintly stands out.

It has all the basics from deathmatch/team deathmatch to its own mini-story coop missions. The ever popular ''survive'' mode is also available but now with an added objective besides just keeping yourself bulletless as possible, with the golden idol where you must deliver to checkpoints around the maps.

Upgrades are available to purchase ala Modern Warfare style and theres even purchasable skins and taunts. Thank god that Naughty Dog are ironically mature enough to have no such ''teabagging'' taunt for sale  lol

I am basically loving this beta like a blood related child prodigy and the fact thats its now available to all still, till the games actual release date, its certaintly a very generous package right here.
Of course not everything has to be on here to mess with in the beta, but if this is just what the beta has on offer i'm definatley excited to see what content the full retail game has in store.

Screw MGS4.....this is easily the greatest game to be found on the ps3...and i'm judging that just by the mutliplayer alone.
Its already secured a strong position for GOTY..the only gripe is how the hell are they going to follow through after....this?!
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Eliza Dushku, the ideal remedy for a less than decent action game


 
 
Sooo seems the demo of the upcoming action, grindhouse-ish, game is available to all. 
I'm not sure just how long its been around, probably a while but even still during my routine check through the PS-store i stumbled upon this unexpected lil feature. 
 
Like everything on the PSN these days, it took around 30 minutes download/install annd then i was finally able to delve my hands into 70s style wetwork. 
 
 
Impressions....well from what the demo gives its fairly decent, I imagine it'll be getting alot of 7's or 3 stars concerning giantbomb's rating style. 
It seems to have alot in common with Stranglehold with its OTT slow-mo gunplay but also has elements from The Club with its scoring with how you kill your enemies, any generic hack n slash with its swordplay and Prince of Persia with Rubi's maneuverability. 
 
Its all meshed fairly well together though it all seems a little stiff concerning the wall running and open-legged slidin. Sometimes it'll also be a little hard to grasp on just wtf is going on midst the gameplay with Rubi doing all sorts of gymnist feats. 
Its not helped much by the grain filter either, which sure is to add to the 70s underground atmosphere but more often just seems to get in the way for me. 
Then again concerning its fairly dated graphics I suppose the grain-filter is acting as a blessing for the developers. 
 
Not trying to say this is hands down-no doubt-absolutly-will indefinatley....be a horribley average game that'll give you that icky taste of regret at purchasing at full price...but from what I can muster up, its probably worth a rental for me at least. 
 
Hay it still has some killer highlights though, mostly revolving around the soundtrack which has some epicly catchy 70s tunes that I wouldn't put it past Quentin Tarintino to have handpicked. Eliza Dushku stars at the lovely lass Rubi too, to which unfortunatly I didn't get much oppurtunity to hear during the demo but I'm sure she'll have plenty of dialogue in the full game. 
Still, when you Eliza Dushku staring in your game, its no million quid question as to why you needed to have as much of Dushku in your demo as possible! 
 
Voice actors are rarely as sexy as this lass xD. ((would of captioned pic but I'm having a fukin battle in trying to work around this ''improved'' image design..))

 
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Its all over!! get yah razors at the ready.

Yesterday i just handed in the last of my needed paperwork, and with that menial task over n done with...that brings my 3 year Performing Arts course to a close :'(.

I mean I'm sorta in that age old motion of only missing it once its gone, cause i complained plenty during the course itself over the unreliable tutors, a class who'd i'd sell my soul to the devil to never have to come across again ((only speaking for some members though)) and in some cases a total lack enjoyment with a topic to which i was initially intrigued with.

Acting is still a profession I'd like to get into, more so in voice acting however. Theatre could be a sort of side prioritie just to add abit of variety and maybe I'd like to cameo ina gangster thriller just so i could get ''whacked'' since getting whacked in a mafia movie (preferbly by Joe Peschi which does sorta have it stuck as an unattainable aspiration at that) is a small dream of mine.
But yeah voice acting in games, maybe becoming the 7th Chris Redfield voice actor and maybe lending my ultra-base voice to some silent but good hearted anime archtype :P, is most definatly where my hearts at >8)

Until then, I'm gonna be stuck in this lazy rutt of mine pondering over which situation i should start pissing myself over first.
Getta part time job, move out of me nans flat, acting auditions, university auditions, babysitting the siblings, hoping that the ps3 port of Tales of vesperia will arrive in the UK...well maybe the last one can taka breather for now.
Always joked whenever asked where'd i'd go from here from friends in college, that I'd just become a bum n wait for a family member to win the lottery :P though truthfully if that were to happen I guess I could live with myself just lazying off the family richs. :P


I think I just soiled myself.
















Soo yeah, if u happen to stumble upon this poor chap, with the same expression on his face too i imagine, be a warm hearted chap/chappette n drop a few grand would yah? No urination when i'm trying to sleep though if u please O.O
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Allow me to correct myself.

So much for next thursday, I arrive in college today with a mate of mine asking ''Soo...you got yah monologue ready??'' sept in not quite those order of words, a Latvian mate of mine 8)..what, never heard of Latvia?? Well netheir did any of my class till he shown up :P...to those who were fully aware of the lil tint of europe filled with Russian germans then kudos to you.

Anywhoo, monologue...performed...today O.O....i'll be honest, i thought i was going to drown the entire drama studio in giant brown bricks i was so nervous n caught off guard :S lol None the less it went better than I expected, I more or less done a slight varient of my initial monologue in concern to the lines, but the story and jist of the order of what happens in the monologue i managed to nail right on the head xD. I got yah usual classmate praise, though i personally can never allow it to suck in since I'm always a tad paraniod thats its just for the sake of actor comradorie. Still I was overall left with satisfaction but plenty of frustration over lost potential, it was apparently good but i know if maybe i was a little more prepared it could of tenfolds better =/.

Straying far from the dole topic of college, my copy of Tales ov Vesperia arrived today, one day before the actual UK release, god bless PLAY.com Should probably send the site a basket of fruit...and maybe a Latvian stripper.

I'd love to add some much needed colour to the proceedings with this blog, but like i've already mentioned...somwhere...my comp is just becoming more and more a waste of space and electricity with everything ceasing to work >={ with my webcam not making a responce and my digital cam not being detected, but thats typical of my comp, the amount of problems its had over its now...8 year run O.o...I can safely say that if the machines do intent to rise, i can envision my comp, settled neatly on the a desk made from the wood from the finest oak, stroking its nintendogs with a monotonous cackle.

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Be Gentle...O.o

Soo yeah, for the past 3 years of my lifei've been wrapped up in an A-level performing arts class, which is a giant smoothie mixed with acting, dancing and singing. Though i'm only interested in the acting part, dancing is like a deathwish with me lil joints and singing...well i don't have much choice in that matter lol

Anywhoo the course has been overall....rather shite frankly, probably a 2+half stars going by GB reviewing standards :P. Unmotivating tutors, a budget so tight that porn directors are hounding it down and me my class haven't always seen eye2eye and not thru my own height handicap i mean either :P

Fun fact, I'm only a meesly 5ft tall ''exactly''...the next generations answer to Danny DeVito?? Well i'd certaintly hope so :P

Still I won't deny that it hasn't been a total waste of 3 years of my life, there are skills that I have certaintly procured, such as keeping a sweatless exterior when performing wizard of oz infront of 100 people....and mastering the brooklyn accent which i can definatley know will pull me out ofa quick pinch in the future...
Now the course itself is coming to a close veeery shortly, like next week or sumin, haven't really been paying too much attention, frankly i've been more concerned with the upcoming release of Tales of Vesperia :O.
One ting i'm certain of is my monologue i've got to perform, which izzz next wednsday....or sumin, haven't really been paying too much attention, frankly i've been more concerned with when this course is going to end :O

Monologue is of my own mighty brainstorm though and even though its only around the corner, it never hurts to maybe get a lil feedback n constructive critiscm n the like..well maybe it can hurt a lil with just how severe the constructive critiscm can be :'( xP.

Sooo read, preferbly enjoy and remember, GRAMMER IS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!......

I am...lost, for a better word to use. Not literally, no no I'm fully aware of where I sit now. In my luxury chair placed neatly among all the other necessities of life i've been taking for granted thus far.

No..I mean figuratively, like I don't quite know...if maybe i belong. This whole...lifestyle it just seems so, not me.

Ever since...I wish i could just carry on much like my brothers have. Bedding any woman that gets the unfortunate net sprung over them from your eyes, drinking till you puke, staying up past bedtime. Yes i've even set myself a curfew of sorts to help me sleep better and more effectionally too. No more waking up to a pillow made of vomit and 1342 chardilia.

Still, my brothers, thinking back now they certaintly are people you don't want to base your morals off. As cold as they were fun loving. The devil himself could probably use their urine to keep his beverages enjoyable chilled.

There twins too. They say that every set of twins has themselves an evil twin, if thats the case I think the Holy Lord above got his charts mixed up and accidently paired two evil twins together.

Its very much a flipped coin with my feelings to my brothers. On one side, i envy how careless and free they can sore through life, on the other though i resent their despicable attitude and arrogance.

Things were so much simpler way back.

That blasted woman, I bet if she could see me now she'd be in tears over my predicament. At least...I certaintly was over hers.

Rushing through the crowds, late for my meeting with Father over some great importance I quote. I bumped into a young lady, from what I could guess at best, only but turning into 20 or so. She was carrying wine, cheap wine from what I could taste, how i knew the taste of that medoirce filth was with it pouring all over me.

I wiped the ruddy slosh off my face and witnessed my clothes to be a complete mess. Derrick my brother, noticed the incident. He rushed over ordering someone to hand over a towel. I was...angry but...I remember Derrick ordering the young girl pay up for a new suit. You could tell from her appearance that she obviously couldn't comply, if she had that much money to spare she wouldn't be trolloping around with such cheap win. I dryed myself off and noticed the fear flowing off the young girl. It probably flew past Derrick, I'd expect such evil would only feel it as noticable as a slight gust of wind. Derrick told me to go to my room and that'll he send up a maid to help me freshen up, he even said with a wink that he'll make sure her bustline is positively bursting just for me, with skin so soft you could eat a cream pie off.

There I was sitting in my room, I could feel the initial anger...slowly evaporating. The maid arrived as expected, she certaintly had quite a bust, such a shame however that if there was a pie resting on her skin, it would only be because they were the remains of 6 pies before hand.

My suit was carried off by the lady. I had to politely decline the sponge bath my brother had set up for me...

I changed into a new suit. Not even feeling much discontent over having my previous covered in 1354 sewage. I looked out my window. I always enjoyed looking out my window, watching the people go about their everyday. Watching through this window could be just as entertaining as going to see a show sometimes.

I could see Derrick still raving down at the town square. The guards still just standing at their posts. I could make out that the poor girl was now crying, on her knees, probably begging for forgivness.

Then i noticed Derrick reach into his back trouser pocket...at that moment I could already tell what was to come. He pulled out his silver-lined flintlock...and he shot the girl, he shot her right square in the forehead.

People were screaming, crying, Derrick waving the weapon around, probably making threats. The guards just standing there. I noticed some of the crowd to gather around the girl latching onto her motionless body. Family, friends, it doesn't matter how many you have, just a single person to care is enough for you to know your life has value.

I felt sick. I was wondering if it was the fact of seeing a person die for the first time, or over guilt. Either way I wanted it to go!!. I closed the curtains.

I checked the mirror to see if my appearance was sophisticated. I noticed myself looking a little pale but other than that I was fitting enough to head upto Father. I made a steady run to his chambers. I knocked subtely and made my way in. I apologised for my lateness and then asked what was so important. He placed in front of me two smalls layers of material. He told me to stroke both, I did so. He then asked me....which one would I prefer to have set up...as my new curtains. I felt like i was choking for a second, like my tongue was ready to fall down my throat. I asked him once, ''Is that all??'' he replyed yes and began to mention how much he's been wondering maybe if his own room could do with some new curtains before being cut off from me, I asked again now more firmly ''Is that all??'' Father dissaproved of my tone. He stood up and replyed again...yes...this time with no added folly concerning his own decorating woe's. I bowed and made my way out to the hall, the door closed. I couldn't breath.

This, is what that girl died for, this is what has caused an entire family to suffer through so much grief. A lower class girl, only but turning 20 or so, has the same value as an upper-class' curtains.

 

Mmmmk in much more entertaing news. I recently watched Ghost Town and Taken. Both of which for me are top class movies and deserve all the praise i've so often read about them.
Ghost Town had me laughing my ass off to the moon while Taken had me smiling with every smack, crunch, punch and groin kick that was broadcasted to my eyes xD. Never has Liam Neeson seemed so intimidating either, could probably dislocate Qui Gons back completely before he can even envision doing a force push xD.
As for Ricky Gervais, the guy definatley deserves some more lead roles!! Might write me some movie reviews too since I'm all about shoveling my opinions on everyone >8)

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Most embarrasing cosplay???


Theres a whole culture of cosplay to cringe, laugh and possibly slice yah eyes out over...but there'll always be those particulars that when asked randomly which cosplay made you lose faith in humanity, these come to mind.
Now these two are apparently dressed as Vash the stampede off Trigun...though i could expect these two dressing up as themselves could garner themselves plenty of shame to share for the our whole generation.
The one on the left looks like he bought some fake teeth during halloween season..while the one on the right to me looks like hes trying to subtley undo his underwear from his ass crack O.o lol

Soo any other participants? XD



 

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I Feelz moi some sleepz?!?

Yeah...twas the title of my very last blog upon the conformist gamespot :O :P :S

I'm not entirely new
here, I did start this profile once i went through my like 8th suspension in a row...but then my lazyness caved in and i retreated back to my already settled profile stead of this lil un i had created.

A banning however, obviously set my options a lil thin I'll admit =/.
Soo hoping this could be my new ditch to dump all my thoughts, feelings and maybe even my overly long game reviews :O we can only hope :P.

Ohhh and i just want to leave abit of fuck-twat-lil bit of arse licking and by gum you better hold me down because i'm going for it.....CLASS!!!...STYLE!!....oh my christ i've never felt so free!!!!!!



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