Video Game Items I'm Glad Don't Exist In Real Life
Games are full of awesome things. None of these are awesome.
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1. Grinding
If real life was like this, I'd play games to escape it.
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2. Leveling Up
The last thing we need is for the world to be run by OCD people.
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3. Jumping Puzzle
I'd rather cheese grate my nether regions than deal with these again.
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4. Cheating
I'm glad that in real life, everyone follows the rules, looks out for each other, and does their best to ensure a level playing field. Don't they?
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5. Griefing
Griefers love doing everything possible to make life hard to enjoy for the rest of us trying to have a good time. Good thing that kind of behavior stops once people stop gaming...right? Doesn't it?
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6. Random Encounter
It would suck to get interrupted on the way to eat, or worse, on the way to the bathroom. I'm glad I don't have to fight meaningless enemies that are not relevant to my life's plot just by walking through the lawn.
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7. Glitch
I'm glad the Universe doesn't have these...that we know of.
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8. Blue Screen of Death
Self explanatory.
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9. Borg
I don't like bad things to which resistance is futile.
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10. Zombie
...terrifying.
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11. Pokémon
I would want to kill them all.
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