Well...This movie ruined my sex life.

 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this. 

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Edited by zombie2011

 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this. 

Posted by Dr_VonBoogie

Cool story. I'll make sure to never watch this movie when I'm in the mood for sex!

Posted by christ0phe

Cool story brah

Posted by eroticfishcake

You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it?

Posted by fwylo

Fap Fap Fap Fap

Posted by KaosAngel
@fwylo said:
" Fap Fap Fap Fap "
Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one who got off to gorey horror flicks.
Edited by AjayRaz
@eroticfishcake said:

" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

A Serbian Film
Posted by Flappy
@eroticfishcake said:
" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "
A Serbian Film.  'Tis located on the first line of the post.
Posted by FluxWaveZ

So soft.

Posted by mithhunter55

I love hostel part 2 haha

Posted by fwylo
@KaosAngel said:
" @fwylo said:
" Fap Fap Fap Fap "
Goddamnit, I thought I was the only one who got off to gorey horror flicks. "
If you want, we could be the first people to get off together to a gorey horror flick.
Posted by FancySoapsMan

"
Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"
 
Made me lol

Posted by eroticfishcake
@AjayRaz: @Flappy: Oh right. I thought he meant a Serbian film rather then A Serbian Film, if you get my drift, yeah? Yeah? 
 
I'll get my coat...
Posted by KaosAngel
@fwylo said:
"If you want, we could be the first people to get off together to a gorey horror flick. "
No homo, and as long as our thingers don't touch.  :P 
 
On topic, I never got stuff like this.  Just let it go.  I saw Human Centipede and a few days later had decent sex with a woman, with whom I met at the bar...and later partook in intercourse.
Edited by HitmanAgent47

Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

Posted by KevinTheDeviant

Oh yeah, this is that movie where they rape a new-born infant. Classy stuff.

Posted by zombie2011
@mithhunter55 said:
" I love hostel part 2 haha "
Yeah i liked that one too, not the killing parts, but the American business guys. I was fascinated watching too ordinary guys turn into killers.
Posted by Liono88
@HitmanAgent47 said:
"

Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

"
Severe ass to mouth.
Posted by zombie2011
@HitmanAgent47 said:
"

Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

"
Seen it, that movie is weak sauce compared to this.
Posted by Azteck

That's the movie for the machete-fetishists?

Edited by D0tti

I've heard about this movie I kinda wanted to watch it myself, being from Balkan and all that :P. But after seeing the trailer i really really really didn't want to watch it, since I hate movies like that and Hostel etc. they just gross me out too much.

Posted by Yummylee

I don't have a sex life so... an inevitable viewing to be sure!

Posted by PrivateIronTFU

Why would anybody want to watch that to begin with? I don't understand people sometimes.

Posted by Lukeweizer
@zombie2011 said:
"  A Serbian Film. Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. "
K, yeah. I just read the wiki page. That's possibly the most fucked up thing I've ever read. I do feel a little sick.
Posted by zombie2011
@PrivateIronTFU said:
" Why would anybody want to watch that to begin with? I don't understand people sometimes. "
Curiosity really, and in the end it's a film. i actually looked up some interviews after i watched the film just to see the actors in real life, to make sure it was acting, and these dudes aren't just a bunch of psychos.
 
 
@Lukeweizer: Yeah, the Newborn part is fucked up. You don't see it, but the guy is doing the motions and you know whats happening, so disturbing. Thats the part when my girlfriend paused it and we took a little break, watched some How I Met Your Mother to cleanse the palate. 
Posted by captain_clayman

thought this was gonna be about some nasty porn flick.

Posted by zombie2011
@captain_clayman said:
" thought this was gonna be about some nasty porn flick. "
It pretty much is, you should read the Wikipedia page.
Posted by BraveToaster
@HitmanAgent47 said:
"

Want to really ruin your sex life with your girlfriend? watch the the human centipede.

"
Or you could shit on her chest while she's sleeping.
Posted by FourWude
@FancySoapsMan said:
" " Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"  Made me lol "
HAHAHAHA!!!
 
WTF? Come ooooooooooooooooooooon!
Posted by buzz_clik

I've got a pretty high tolerance for this kinda thing (numbed my soul on too much horror as a kid) and am definitely interested in checking this out, if only for the sheer fuck off-ness of it all. That said, though, I don't think I'll be watching it while my lady is in the room. NO I DON'T MEAN BECAUSE MY PANTS WILL BE OFF.
 
@Azteck said:

" That's the movie for the machete-fetishists? "
Machetishists?
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Posted by Malakhii
@zombie2011 said:
" watched some How I Met Your Mother to cleanse the palate.  "  
Always a good palate cleanser. I've heard about this movie, seems way too disgusting for me to be into. Isn't supposed to be a metaphor for the Serbian government fucking people over? This dude must have been really fucked over. 
Posted by SJSchmidt93
@eroticfishcake said:
" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "
I though this at first too but is indeed called 
 
@zombie2011 said:
"  A Serbian Film. 
Posted by Mikemcn

Why the hell would you watch that?
 
That wikipedia article made me cringe at least a dozen times, im going to go cry myself to sleep now out of horror.

Posted by Yummylee

I watched it... I'm a loss of words. Truly movie making at its lowest O.o. How the fuck that child actor is able to go on life after knowing this type of insane fuckery he's starred in. 
 
It never really gives up, either. Like it's trying its absolute hardest to shock you. The final ending scene illustrates that fact... so unnecessary even for a movie like this -_-

Posted by one_2nd

sounds like fun. 

Posted by KaosAngel
@Abyssfull: This shit on Netflix?   I want in on it now. 
Posted by Synthballs

I'm sure your sex life wasn't all that brilliant anyway. 
 
Also, I hate horror movies. All boring crap

Posted by ptys
@zombie2011: Have you seen Anti-Christ 2010, a guy at work had similar sexual distress. I'm curious, how bad is Hostel then, even the cover of that movie makes me cringe?
Posted by DJ_Lae

No, no, come back when you watch a movie with your girlfriend that involves rape, torture of women, and female genital mutilation. 
 
Nothing kills sex like that.
Posted by rjayb89

I remember getting some after watching the first Indiana Jones movie.  That was pretty awesome.

Posted by FancySoapsMan
@DJ_Lae said:
" No, no, come back when you watch a movie with your girlfriend that involves rape, torture of women, and female genital mutilation.  Nothing kills sex like that. "
Did you read the plot summary on wikipedia?
Posted by KaosAngel
@FancySoapsMan said:
" @DJ_Lae said:
" No, no, come back when you watch a movie with your girlfriend that involves rape, torture of women, and female genital mutilation.  Nothing kills sex like that. "
Did you read the plot summary on wikipedia? "
...I've been skimming it for the juicy bits and it has all of that except for the genital mutilation so he's in the clean for that.
Posted by Lemoncookie01

Watch teeth. I couldn't masturbate for like a hour.

Posted by bobber205

Read wiki for the movie. Jesus fuck

Posted by KaosAngel
@Lemoncookie01 said:
" Watch teeth. I couldn't masturbate for like a hour. "
That was not a bad movie.  It was a black comedy.
Posted by Bigheart711

Haven't seen it yet, but I'm now pretty much interested. Sorry about your sex life, bro.
<-------- Is a fan of sick, gross horror movies!

Posted by kmdrkul

I came into this thread thinking I'd read the plot summary and make a witty comment.
 
 
.... but wow.  Just... lol.  Wow. 

Posted by Sparklykiss

Oh man, I'm the type of person to get grossed out over a fish being gutted before it can be cooked. I definitely could not handle this. Oh dear god.

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Posted by Daroki
@Lukeweizer said:
" @zombie2011 said:
"  A Serbian Film. Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. "
K, yeah. I just read the wiki page. That's possibly the most fucked up thing I've ever read. I do feel a little sick. "

Agreed with the last statement on the Wikipedia entry talking about how you don't want to watch this film, you just THINK you want to watch it.  I think I put this in the category with Antichrist as films that a part of my brain wants to see, but the logical part of it tells me not to subject myself to it.  There's too much other stuff that I know I want to see or have a passing interest in seeing to hunt down something like A Serbian Tale or Antichrist. 
Edited by Coombs
@AjayRaz said:

" @eroticfishcake said:

" You didn't even mention the name of the movie. What was it? "

A Serbian Film.  "
Jesus Fucking Christ 
I like ultra violent horror movies, But I don't think I could sit through that.
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