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Well...This movie ruined my sex life.

 A Serbian Film. 

Some guy was talking about it on the radio yesterday so my GF thought we should watch it, and see what it was about. I knew of this movie, i heard about certain scenes that made me want to vomit just reading them. Now i hate movies like Saw and Hostel, hell the beginning of The Blind Side made me cringe when they showed the guys leg getting broken, but my girlfriend loves them especially Hostel because it's more campy and ridiculous. This movie is FUCKED UP! she did not expect it to be so dark and just...........non-stop mayhem. I spent most of the movie looking away from the screen, and watching from the corner of my eye. The ending.....Oh THE ENDING IS MESSED UP!!! I never want to see this movie again, at one point my girlfriend who loves these movies, i think it has something to do with the fact she is in medical field, had to take a break. NO ONE SHOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!! I don't think my girlfriend is gonna have sex with me for at least a month after watching this bullshit, and i can't blame her. 
 
Edit: To clarify i'm fine, it's my GF who won't do the deed. Not surprising, if you watch the movie you'd understand why a girl wouldn't want to jump on you after watching this. 

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This is old news. Whatever it is. A little context might be nice. I saw a movie yesterday and it was awesome! Now, you might think the next step would be for me to give you the name of the movie....

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Alotta kneejerk reactions here (And not to sound to snooty, but most of them are immature as hell)
I wasn't sure if this was just low-brow schlock or genuine social commentary about an often overlooked conflict at times.
It's a shame the movie wasn't executed a little better.
The juxtaposition of porn and torture representing the exploitation and buggery of Serbia post-Yugoslavia is an interesting one. I mean, they were hardly the sympathetic party during that conflict.
The intent was great, but they were always showing too little restraint.
I also got a strange Memento-like vibe when he was piecing together the three days (Obviously way more twisted)
 
Hey, if you're not down with deplorable shit in flicks, don't watch them. But don't condemn and certainly cry foul about why such things are made in the first place. People like you are the ones who look like idiots today now that movies like A Clockwork Orange are considered masterpieces.
 
And OP should really remind his girlfriend of the pleasures of rigor mortis

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@GunnBjorn said:
" These movies literally make me sick. But... Why am I so morbidly interested right now? I know I shouldn't watch this, but if I don't, I've got the feeling I'm missing out on something. Please, let a sensible person tell me not to watch this. "
My Girlfriend had the same problem as you. As soon as she heard about it she wanted to see it, even though she heard it was so messed up. The thing is not to get drawn into the movie, i would look away from the screen just to break the experience and remind my self that it's a movie.
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The Wiki synopsis is the most sick and twisted thing I have ever read.  But, is it art? 
 
 From the article, a movie critic "likened the movie to 'having [his] soul raped' and dissuaded anyone reading his review from ever seeing it." 
 
Sounds like a pretty resounding, "No."

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Oddly this reminds me of a joke I heard on TV: A pair of conjoined twins were born. At school they were known as the skipping rope.

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Edited By GunnBjorn

These movies literally make me sick. But... Why am I so morbidly interested right now? I know I shouldn't watch this, but if I don't, I've got the feeling I'm missing out on something. Please, let a sensible person tell me not to watch this.
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I love this quote on wikipedia:
Scott Weinberg wrote "I think the film is tragic, sickening, disturbing, twisted, absurd, infuriated, and actually quite intelligent. There are those who will be unable (or unwilling) to decipher even the most basic of 'messages' buried within A Serbian Film, but I believe it's one of the most legitimately fascinating films I've ever seen. I admire and detest it at the same time. And I will never watch it again. Ever."
 
Doesn't seem like the type of film I'm interested in seeing.
 

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@Meowline:  Do you think the movie goes to far, trying to do what it does?(whatever that is?)
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Movie sucks.

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 I finished watching the movie about 20 minutes ago - and I still can't seem to make up my mind about what I think of it. I'm not really interested in the whole Serbia-thing.  Of course, there are potentially offending scenes galore but I prefer thinking of the film as a visually and artistically well crafted statement to the world wide discourse on media, art, pornography, life, also: love - just as said in the movie itself - though I'm not quite sure what this "statement" is. Maybe I'm going to watch it a second time, right now there are too many lines and levels in the story that come to my mind as fragments, I have to sort them first.
But all in all, not a bad movie - Silent Hill meets porn.
 
Oh, would I want to have sex after watching the film? Maybe not right after finishing it but probably at the end of the day.

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@mithhunter55 said:
" I love hostel part 2 haha "
It's a great film in it's own right.
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rap or raping is used a total of six times on just the Wikipedia plot summary and there is a mention of "newborn porn." this movie sounds like the spawn of someone who thought that simply adding a rape to anything will make a movie 10x scarier. and i guess he was right.....
 
Person 1: "...and then we'll just show a baby being born."
Person 2: "Can he rape the mother?"
Person 1: "We don't want to be predictable. How about the baby?"
Person 2: "Outstanding!"

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Out of curiosity I went and checked the plot synopsis for this film on Wikipedia. I found this. 
 

 Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him.

 
So watching this movie.
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@FancySoapsMan said:
" " Confronting the final bodyguard, Miloš knocks off his sunglasses and discovers that the man is missing an eye. He tries to shoot him but finds out that the gun is empty. Miloš jams his erect penis into the man's empty eye socket, killing him"  Made me lol "
Added to Netflix.
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Read the Wikipedia article and sounds like more Lars von Trier inspired horse shit. Some directors just don't realize that shock value does not equate to art. You can be as graphic and sexual as you want but that doesn't make your film innovative. It usually just makes it shit.

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@kagato: I was eating lunch when I looked up the Wiki and I couldn't finish my food. If I had a friend who thought up a story like this, we would have to have a serious conversation about whether we could still be friends.
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@xyzygy: 
No that's cool i understand. I'm all for a movie being a metaphor for a greater issue don't get me wrong but...goddamn dude.
..yeah that pretty much sums up my reaction. Like you say though, different opinions.
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@FourWude said:
" I don't know what to do!! Should I read the Wiki and shit and learn more?  P.S. I still haven't seen two girls, one cup, although I have a vague idea of what happens. "
Probably by saying this ill make you want to read it but please dont, i wish i hadnt and if its possible id like to save anyone the horror of reading the description.  Suffice to say there is a lot of rape and children being violated, trust me and stay away from anything to do with it.
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@audiosnag: Haha, I actually just had a conversation with a friend over MSN about this. Too bad I didn't save the convo, and I don't mean to be a dick but I really don't want to get into that again... 
 
Basically, It's about the Serbia, how the government treats it's people, and the people who drive them. There is always someone behind closed doors doing the pulling of the strings, as is evidenced by the very end of the film. 
 
There is a lot more to it but I really don't want to get into that again, no offense. I'm just tired of talking about that movie. 
 
Even still if you don't think it's intelligent, that's a valid opinion as well. You think one way, I think another, no biggie. 
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I read part of the wiki.....
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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@Burzmali said:
" I can handle torture porn with adults. When you put kids in the mix, I'm out. Fuck that movie, and fuck that director. "
Yea, thats pisses me off, I dont care what the point of it is, pretending that stuff like that happened is messed up.
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I read the wiki sypnosis at work since i was curious to see why a film would make you sick, just reading it was enough to put horrible images in my head and make me feel horrible.  A work colleague asked me why i looked so white, she thought i was going to throw up and i guess i probably was close.  I have no problem with films like Saw or Hostal, gore i can take but anything to do with child abuse i just cant overlook.  I really hope no one else has the misfortune of watching that movie, the director is twisted in a way that is verging on criminal.

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I don't know what to do!! Should I read the Wiki and shit and learn more?
 
P.S. I still haven't seen two girls, one cup, although I have a vague idea of what happens.

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So I read the summary on wikipedia.................
WTF
a part of me died today

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@xyzygy said:
" I just watched the movie. It was disturbing, but it was also very intelligent. If you're interested and you think you can handle it I'd recommend it. "
I'm sorry, im not trying to be that guy who's all "My opinion is the right one and yours is clearly wrong!" but could you explain to me what's remotely intelligent about this film? Honestly.
I don't mind really violent movies at all but i read the wiki summary and this just sounds like trash. Like the film maker said "What is the sickest foulest filth i can put on screen? Ok now how can i one up that?"
I can't think of a single reason to watch a movie like this it's just sick. I think of a movie i saw called Savior with Dennis Quaid who plays a guy who lost his family in a bombing, goes nuts and shoots up a mosque. He joins the French Foreign Legion to escape arrest and is sent to Bosnia. It's got some really disturbing parts in it and its pretty damn violent but at it's core it's about a man being redeemed.
But this movie just sounds like garbage. I don't even understand how stuff like this gets made. Raping a newborn????
 
Ok..calming down now...sorry, rant over.
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@ColinRyan said:
" WTFOMGCHEEZBURGERDICKINEYESOCKET! I can't unread the wiki article, and you can't unsee it. I never want to see this film. Why in the name of God did you watch it! Did you suggest watching? Cause if you did, THAT'S why your not getting any. "
She heard about it on the radio, some dude was talking about it. She wanted to watch it seeing she is not really bothered by movies like Hostel and Saw, this movie was on a whole other level though. I only read about the Machete scene which was bad, but i thought i could handle it. Also i was really curious.
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WTFOMGCHEEZBURGERDICKINEYESOCKET! I can't unread the wiki article, and you can't unsee it. I never want to see this film. Why in the name of God did you watch it! Did you suggest watching? Cause if you did, THAT'S why your not getting any.

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Damn you. Now i have no choise but check it out. I'm not really sensitive to film violence but this seems to be fucked up in a whole new way.

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if you knew what it contained then, WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING WATCHING?!?!?!?! 
 
I won't watch shit like that.

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I watched The Human Centipede with my girlfriend when she was over one night. 
 
That night didn't have a happy ending

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I can handle torture porn with adults. When you put kids in the mix, I'm out. Fuck that movie, and fuck that director.

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After reading the plot to that film I can honestly say: OMGWTFBBQ. 
 
....the erect penis in the eye socket thing sounds pretty funny though ;) 
 
What kind of person decides they want to make a film like this?

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I can't wait to watch it!

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@Australia said:
" I went with a girl to see human centipede. Funny thing is though, it was her idea. I guess it goes without saying that that date did not have a happy ending... "
Huh, i would think after watching that movie the girl would be down for a little ass to mouth session. :)
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well, i'll have to check it out. it sounds like it sucks if your wife won't have sex with you after a movie. pretty funny i think.

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I will definitely watch this movie at some point. I heard people write posts like this about the Human Centipede and that was underwhelmingly disgusting. The concept was disgusting, but the actual film wasn't that much.

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@fwylo said:
" Fap Fap Fap Fap "
This. Haha
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i... i... what the hell did i just read.

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I went with a girl to see human centipede. Funny thing is though, it was her idea. I guess it goes without saying that that date did not have a happy ending...

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I just read the description on Wikipedia, and I think I feel ill.

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Wow that sounds absolutely disgusting. 
I have zero interest in torture porn. 

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After reading this thread, i really have to watch A Serbian Film.

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@zombie2011 said:

" @Tireyo643 said:

" So weird how a movie such as that effected you so much. Unhealthy really. "
It didn't effect me at all. It's my GF who is a little stand-offish in bed now, and i can't blame her, seeing the entire movie is just dudes doing nasty stuff to females.   It would be like watching Friday the 13th then going camping the next day, it's probably not gonna happen. "
Whaaat? everytime i watch Ft13 i feel like camping. :D
 
Also for some reason the film trailer made me want Red Jelly, yum yum.
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Yeesh, watched the trailer and i can't blame your GF.
 
I wouldn't touch a woman with a ten foot pole if someone forced me to sit through that. ugh, some people are just sick fucks and come up with that kind of crap.

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Maybe you should've watched the trailer first? I've seen A Serbian Film's trailer a long time ago and then stopped caring about it, because it will absolutely tell you whether you want to see it or not.

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*Reads plot on Wikipedia*
 
OH GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING

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Wow, you people are messed up. Really. 
I thought this would be an amusing thread, but...DAMN.
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I had a dream where my wang turned into semi frozen ground beef. 
 
That ruined my life. period.

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I really want to see this film now.