The Quest to Eat an Entire Large Pizza

From Little Caesar's to be specific! When a man get's hungry and is short of cash he turns to the most dollar to calorie effective alternatives! For me Little Caesars is one of those alternatives. With six dollars at hand (with tax they are like $5.50 a pop) me and my roommate will be each buying an entire large Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza and try to eat it in under an hour. Ill-conceived? Absolutely! Will it give me my entire calorie intake for the day? Absolutely! SO in my journey to see if I can do it I invite you to join me as I construct a live blog of me in the process of eating an entire large pizza!

The Start

THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 
So me and my roommate just got back from the Little Caesar's. It smells wonderful! Some people often make the claim that Little Caesar's is bad pizza and while I would never make the claim that they are great pizza they are effective pizza. I mean a large pepperoni pizza for under six dollars is a pretty good deal! I don't know of many places there are that can beat that. Anyways when it comes to video games I haven't been doing much other than Fable III. After completing the game twice I have to agree with Brad in that the second movement of the game was ill-conceived and Peter Molyneux the designer needs to stop undermining his games. As crazy as it seems I almost want to see what a Fable game not under the control of Peter Molyneux would be like, maybe better maybe worse. Anyways I'm gonna start tackling this bad boy about now.  

Half Way

This is some damn good pizza! The cheese is good and the pepperoni has that nice burnt edges taste to it. I have concede though that I am starting to feel the inklings of being full. Despite that I think I can do this! I still have plenty of room in my stomach. Also if you haven;t checked it out yet here is the Jeff Gerstmeme meme generator! It is so great that even Jeff though it was funny enough to mention it on his twitter account. I also setup a formspring account. Though I all I have used it for is to spam questions to Jeff and to eclectic user created podcasts. Anyways I think I can do this no problem.

Two Slices Left...

Oh man I'm really starting to feel it. I got up to get a glass of water and immediately notice that my vision was blurry and had to sit down. I'm gonna have say that this was not the best idea I have ever come up with in my life. Despite this I'm watching football and could not be more content about my situation. I have good food and good entertainment! How could I ever be angry or sad in this condition! While watching football the Black Ops commercial came on. It's pretty awesome and I love the idea behind the commercial. I feel like if I let the food set for a little bit I'll be able to eat these last two pieces.

One Slice Left

This is terrible...I feel terrible...I look terrible...this was not a good idea. I though letting the food I have already eaten would make me feel better...bu no my body instead is starting react poorly to the food I have put into it. Someone told me that making the pizza my enemy by yelling at it would help...so far it hasn't....I have decided I'm going to make an Anime Vice version of this blog...really have started to hit it off nice with the mods and users on that site. They are all stand up people and I have mad respect for those guys and gals. Also for some odd reason I'm one of the top followed users on that site...I know weird. All I do blog about politics and my weird antics and apparently that's worth the #23 most visited blog position on the site. Anyways...

Two Bites Left

I feel disgusting...I'm starting sweat grease and my burps feel painful. The pizza is now cold and the cheese has become a solid. It tastes gross. My stomach feels...I can't even begin to describe how I feel. My roommate has decided to wave the white flag and has now passed out on the couch due to calorie shock. I would also like to remind all the users that I am not a very big guy. I'm 5'9'' and about 120 lbs. So as I like to put it I'm a petite male. I feel like I have eaten half my body weight in food...Must finish this...I think I may have just ruin pizza for myself for about a month.

DONE

   Ding Dong the Witch is Dead 
This was a terrible idea...I feel exhausted and all I did was eat food. Also I just realized that I ran out of Tums...this can only mean bad things for me....Kids if you are actually reading this don't do this...this is one of the worst things I have ever done. This is up there with my two Baconator challenge and five Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches challenge. I'd like to think that I have a gut of steel but I don't I just do stupid things like eat and entire large pizza. Anyways maybe you enjoy hearing one of the mods of this site is in pain...or maybe I have writing skills and made this entertaining. Whatever your reasons for reading this I'll see you next time Giant Bomb once I recover from this horrible endeavor.

  Nutritional Information (*I ate 2240 calories worth of food*):
 

Menu Item

Wt (g)

Cal

Cal
From Fat

Fat
(g)

Sat.
Fat
(g)

Trans
Fat
(g)

Chol. (mg)

Sod
(mg)

Carb (g)

Fiber (g)

Sug (g)

Pro (g)

14" Round HOT-N-READY® Pizza (serving size: 1/8 pizza)


Just Cheese
(8 slices)

113

240

80

9

4.5

0

20

410

30

1

3

12

% Daily Value*
Vitamin A 10%    Vitamin C 6%    Calcium 20%    Iron 10%

Pepperoni
(8 slices)

120

280

100

11

5

0

25

520

30

1

3

14

% Daily Value*
Vitamin A 10%    Vitamin C 6%    Calcium 20%    Iron 10%


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Edited by ZombiePie

From Little Caesar's to be specific! When a man get's hungry and is short of cash he turns to the most dollar to calorie effective alternatives! For me Little Caesars is one of those alternatives. With six dollars at hand (with tax they are like $5.50 a pop) me and my roommate will be each buying an entire large Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza and try to eat it in under an hour. Ill-conceived? Absolutely! Will it give me my entire calorie intake for the day? Absolutely! SO in my journey to see if I can do it I invite you to join me as I construct a live blog of me in the process of eating an entire large pizza!

The Start

THAR SHE BLOWS!!! 
So me and my roommate just got back from the Little Caesar's. It smells wonderful! Some people often make the claim that Little Caesar's is bad pizza and while I would never make the claim that they are great pizza they are effective pizza. I mean a large pepperoni pizza for under six dollars is a pretty good deal! I don't know of many places there are that can beat that. Anyways when it comes to video games I haven't been doing much other than Fable III. After completing the game twice I have to agree with Brad in that the second movement of the game was ill-conceived and Peter Molyneux the designer needs to stop undermining his games. As crazy as it seems I almost want to see what a Fable game not under the control of Peter Molyneux would be like, maybe better maybe worse. Anyways I'm gonna start tackling this bad boy about now.  

Half Way

This is some damn good pizza! The cheese is good and the pepperoni has that nice burnt edges taste to it. I have concede though that I am starting to feel the inklings of being full. Despite that I think I can do this! I still have plenty of room in my stomach. Also if you haven;t checked it out yet here is the Jeff Gerstmeme meme generator! It is so great that even Jeff though it was funny enough to mention it on his twitter account. I also setup a formspring account. Though I all I have used it for is to spam questions to Jeff and to eclectic user created podcasts. Anyways I think I can do this no problem.

Two Slices Left...

Oh man I'm really starting to feel it. I got up to get a glass of water and immediately notice that my vision was blurry and had to sit down. I'm gonna have say that this was not the best idea I have ever come up with in my life. Despite this I'm watching football and could not be more content about my situation. I have good food and good entertainment! How could I ever be angry or sad in this condition! While watching football the Black Ops commercial came on. It's pretty awesome and I love the idea behind the commercial. I feel like if I let the food set for a little bit I'll be able to eat these last two pieces.

One Slice Left

This is terrible...I feel terrible...I look terrible...this was not a good idea. I though letting the food I have already eaten would make me feel better...bu no my body instead is starting react poorly to the food I have put into it. Someone told me that making the pizza my enemy by yelling at it would help...so far it hasn't....I have decided I'm going to make an Anime Vice version of this blog...really have started to hit it off nice with the mods and users on that site. They are all stand up people and I have mad respect for those guys and gals. Also for some odd reason I'm one of the top followed users on that site...I know weird. All I do blog about politics and my weird antics and apparently that's worth the #23 most visited blog position on the site. Anyways...

Two Bites Left

I feel disgusting...I'm starting sweat grease and my burps feel painful. The pizza is now cold and the cheese has become a solid. It tastes gross. My stomach feels...I can't even begin to describe how I feel. My roommate has decided to wave the white flag and has now passed out on the couch due to calorie shock. I would also like to remind all the users that I am not a very big guy. I'm 5'9'' and about 120 lbs. So as I like to put it I'm a petite male. I feel like I have eaten half my body weight in food...Must finish this...I think I may have just ruin pizza for myself for about a month.

DONE

   Ding Dong the Witch is Dead 
This was a terrible idea...I feel exhausted and all I did was eat food. Also I just realized that I ran out of Tums...this can only mean bad things for me....Kids if you are actually reading this don't do this...this is one of the worst things I have ever done. This is up there with my two Baconator challenge and five Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches challenge. I'd like to think that I have a gut of steel but I don't I just do stupid things like eat and entire large pizza. Anyways maybe you enjoy hearing one of the mods of this site is in pain...or maybe I have writing skills and made this entertaining. Whatever your reasons for reading this I'll see you next time Giant Bomb once I recover from this horrible endeavor.

  Nutritional Information (*I ate 2240 calories worth of food*):
 

Menu Item

Wt (g)

Cal

Cal
From Fat

Fat
(g)

Sat.
Fat
(g)

Trans
Fat
(g)

Chol. (mg)

Sod
(mg)

Carb (g)

Fiber (g)

Sug (g)

Pro (g)

14" Round HOT-N-READY® Pizza (serving size: 1/8 pizza)


Just Cheese
(8 slices)

113

240

80

9

4.5

0

20

410

30

1

3

12

% Daily Value*
Vitamin A 10%    Vitamin C 6%    Calcium 20%    Iron 10%

Pepperoni
(8 slices)

120

280

100

11

5

0

25

520

30

1

3

14

% Daily Value*
Vitamin A 10%    Vitamin C 6%    Calcium 20%    Iron 10%


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Posted by ch3burashka

On a related note, I just ate 2 normal pizzas, which probably equate to one large. 20 minutes, no sweat. Wasn't even that hungry, just bored.

Posted by Cincaid

Oh christ I want a pizza now. :(

Posted by Hailinel

Oh god.  I used to be able to eat a large pizza with no problem, but that was about ten years ago.
 
HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD

Posted by JJWeatherman

Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza.

Posted by Sarumarine

I ate an entire large pizza from Dominos once.
 
I did not feel good afterward. Still, you never know until you learn.

Posted by BulletproofMonk

Man, that is one tasty looking pizza. 

Posted by JJWeatherman
@BulletproofMonk said:
" Man, that is one tasty looking pizza.  "
Don't be fooled.
Posted by DeeGee

I'm confused, is it hard to eat one large pizza? That's what I order for myself whenever I get pizza >.>

Posted by BraveToaster
@JJWeatherman said:
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
There was a time when Little Caesars was good, but that was so long ago.
Posted by Andrela

How big is a 'large' pizza in inches?
 
If its more than 20 then well done. If its 16.... thats less impressive but your heart still hates you for doing that to it :p

Posted by Tordah

Seeing those pictures made me really crave a pizza right about now. That pizza doesn't look that large to me, but I guess it's hard to judge from a picture.

Posted by FCKSNAP

I bet you can lick the back of any bread and make it taste like pizza for days.

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Posted by crusader8463

Fuck you now I want pizza!

Edited by omghisam

As an OMG-better-than-you vegan I order cheeseless pizzas and I can eat two or three large ones at a time. Without cheese or meat, a pizza is rather unsubstantial.

Posted by HistoryInRust

Fuck.  
 
I was seriously considering ordering Little Caesar's tonight. Might have to rethink this. 

Posted by PhaggyBigNastyMcKill

Lightweight.....

Posted by supermike6

Now I really want Little Ceasar's but there isn't one anywhere near me. 

Posted by ZeroCast

God dammit. I just ate man.
 
Why you do this. Why....

Posted by zombie2011

I do that every-time i order a pizza. 
 
I normally order 2 burritos whenever i go to Chipotle, and eating two of those is harder than an entire pizza in an hour.

Posted by Jambones

Dude, just about to tuck into pizza myself, but the days of scarfing down entire pizzas is behind me now thankfully. Still, kudos and don't lay down for about three days or you'll have severe heartburn :)

Posted by ReyGitano
@JJWeatherman said:
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
Roundtable is indeed great, but varies. I know one a bit from where I live that served the best Pizza I've ever had. On the other hand, the one closest to me can in no way be labeled as great. 
 
Congratulations on taking on the mighty Caesar's pizza and living to tell the tale Zombie Pie.
Posted by BulletproofMonk
@JJWeatherman said:
" @BulletproofMonk said:
" Man, that is one tasty looking pizza.  "
Don't be fooled. "
B...But...it looks reeeally good. Maybe it's just that I'm kinda hungry right now anyways.
Posted by Claude

My wife always uses that famous pizza quote. "Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."

Posted by FancySoapsMan
@CH3BURASHKA said:
" Wasn't even that hungry, just bored. "
this made me laugh for some reason.
Posted by jakob187
@JJWeatherman said:
" @BulletproofMonk said:
" Man, that is one tasty looking pizza.  "
Don't be fooled. "
Don't listen to this guy.  For $6.00 and easy "walk in and grab in" availability, Little Caesar's is just fine.  You could do far worse, like Pizza Patron (never trust a pizza place in America that accepts pesos as currency) or so many of the local digs that are just atrocious cardboard nastiness. 
 
Also, I was already eating a Little Caesar's pizza when I saw mention of this on my "GB friend status updates".  I've got about three pieces left on the fucker, and as my parents raised me to believe:  "you better eat what you get". 
 
I think I'll have an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chip Muffin for dessert.  Good blog.  One of the best blogs.  Pizza.
Posted by slowbird

Oh man, I want some pizza now.  But not more than 3 or 4 slices.  I did eat 8 slices of large pizza once as a teenager.  I felt like crap after that.  Yet somehow I kept overeating every time I had pizza.  Yesterday we had pizza at work and I only had once slice at lunch and one at the end of the day.  What's wrong with me?  Is this what adulthood means?  I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I AM EATING REASONABLE PORTIONS OF PIZZA!

Posted by Video_Game_King

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

Posted by rflx

I applaud you, sir. I can rarely even eat more than half of a regular sized pizza.

Edited by trophyhunter

Not that big if a deal I eat an entire large pizza every two weeks.
and then get hungry later that day.

Posted by SamFo
@DeeGee: Yeah i'm with you on this one, i've never had an issue with a large pizza. 
Edited by smitty86

Little Caesars "Pizza Pizza" 80's/90's>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Little Caesars "We are in every K-Mart" 2010

Posted by anterline

I had a stuffed crust double pepperoni pizza before, lets say that I will never order one again...

Posted by JJWeatherman
@jakob187 said:
" @JJWeatherman said:
" @BulletproofMonk said:
" Man, that is one tasty looking pizza.  "
Don't be fooled. "
Don't listen to this guy.  For $6.00 and easy "walk in and grab in" availability, Little Caesar's is just fine.  You could do far worse, like Pizza Patron (never trust a pizza place in America that accepts pesos as currency) or so many of the local digs that are just atrocious cardboard nastiness.  Also, I was already eating a Little Caesar's pizza when I saw mention of this on my "GB friend status updates".  I've got about three pieces left on the fucker, and as my parents raised me to believe:  "you better eat what you get".  I think I'll have an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chip Muffin for dessert.  Good blog.  One of the best blogs.  Pizza. "
I get that in Texas there's apparently an even lower common denominator in the pizza market, but that really doesn't make Little Caesars good. It's still awful pizza. Of course I've only had it around where I live, but I'm assuming since it's a large chain that it's made the same way everywhere. 
 
The concept of being able to walk in and pick it up strait away could make sense, but really all you need to do is call ahead to a good place before you leave. By the time you get there, it'll be done.
Posted by Gamer_152

In the battle between mod and pizza there is no winner.

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Posted by Everyones_A_Critic

I think I may have eaten a whole large pizza one night, but it was spread out over the span of a few hours, a few drinks, and a few puffs. The heartburn the next morning was awful.

Posted by ZombiePie

I love it how the two types of responses are either "I'm an idiot and Little Caesar's is the worst" or "I do this all the time what are you bragging about." Again I would like to say that I'm not accustomed to eating large portions and I'm only around 120lbs.

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Posted by JoelTGM

I can easily eat a whole pizza, but I'm not sure about large...  

Posted by DeeGee

Oh I'm not taking anything away from your accomplishment, I was just wondering if I'm some sort of anomaly for being able to eat a large pizza :Z
 
I think I just love Ham and Pineapple too much.

Posted by Dalai

All this time I've never attempted to finish your standard large pizza. Now I have something to prepare for this week.

Posted by Apathylad

If I was 7 feet tall and had high metabolism, this wouldn't look so bad, but man..I think I feel sick just looking at these pictures. 

Posted by damnboyadvance

Why does everybody have to hate on Little Caesars? Their pizza is pretty good for the price, in my opinion. Not as good as the others, but still good pizza.

Edited by Delta_Ass

Their pizza is fucking dogshit. Almost inedible. Cardboard and ketchup probably comes close to that sort of taste.
 
I always go to Papa John's. It costs twice as much, but you actually get something delicious.

Posted by Red12b

links don't work for me... 
 
Yeah i wouldn't do that anymore, I used to at school no problem but my metabolism could keep up with it...man I miss unlimited energy that we all had when we were young... 
 
 
Next do a whole bucket of chicken...then you'll know what pain is really like.

Posted by Weltal

I've never been more proud of you. Good work sir!

Posted by GunnBjorn

I never participated in these (literally) sickening feeding frenzies. Not even in my younger days. Really, for six dollars I could prepare a satisfying meal for two people. And with satisfying I mean both Nutrious an Delicious, with plenty of left-overs to put in the freezer for another time.
Posted by ZeForgotten

Woah, is that what's considered large where you're from? o.O 
Geesh what a dissapointment :(

Posted by Goatie

Damn wimp! That pizza ain't large.

Posted by TheGreatGuero
@JJWeatherman said:
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
I agree. It's edible, but probably the worst pizza I've ever had. Also, that pizza looks freaking terrible, man. What happened to it? Was the delivery man doing backflips in your drive way?
Posted by bartok

I would routinely pull that feat off in high school but then again I use to play football and baseball.   Now I can barely eat half of pizza without wanting to throw up.
 
I have yet to see someone drink an entire gallon of milk without vomiting.  Do that and you will be God. 

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