From Little Caesar's to be specific! When a man get's hungry and is short of cash he turns to the most dollar to calorie effective alternatives! For me Little Caesars is one of those alternatives. With six dollars at hand (with tax they are like $5.50 a pop) me and my roommate will be each buying an entire large Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza and try to eat it in under an hour. Ill-conceived? Absolutely! Will it give me my entire calorie intake for the day? Absolutely! SO in my journey to see if I can do it I invite you to join me as I construct a live blog of me in the process of eating an entire large pizza!
The Start
THAR SHE BLOWS!!! So me and my roommate just got back from the Little Caesar's. It smells wonderful! Some people often make the claim that Little Caesar's is bad pizza and while I would never make the claim that they are great pizza they are effective pizza. I mean a large pepperoni pizza for under six dollars is a pretty good deal! I don't know of many places there are that can beat that. Anyways when it comes to video games I haven't been doing much other than Fable III. After completing the game twice I have to agree with Brad in that the second movement of the game was ill-conceived and Peter Molyneux the designer needs to stop undermining his games. As crazy as it seems I almost want to see what a Fable game not under the control of Peter Molyneux would be like, maybe better maybe worse. Anyways I'm gonna start tackling this bad boy about now.
Half Way
This is some damn good pizza! The cheese is good and the pepperoni has that nice burnt edges taste to it. I have concede though that I am starting to feel the inklings of being full. Despite that I think I can do this! I still have plenty of room in my stomach. Also if you haven;t checked it out yet here is the Jeff Gerstmeme meme generator! It is so great that even Jeff though it was funny enough to mention it on his twitter account. I also setup a formspring account. Though I all I have used it for is to spam questions to Jeff and to eclectic user created podcasts. Anyways I think I can do this no problem.
Two Slices Left...
Oh man I'm really starting to feel it. I got up to get a glass of water and immediately notice that my vision was blurry and had to sit down. I'm gonna have say that this was not the best idea I have ever come up with in my life. Despite this I'm watching football and could not be more content about my situation. I have good food and good entertainment! How could I ever be angry or sad in this condition! While watching football the Black Ops commercial came on. It's pretty awesome and I love the idea behind the commercial. I feel like if I let the food set for a little bit I'll be able to eat these last two pieces.
One Slice Left
This is terrible...I feel terrible...I look terrible...this was not a good idea. I though letting the food I have already eaten would make me feel better...bu no my body instead is starting react poorly to the food I have put into it. Someone told me that making the pizza my enemy by yelling at it would help...so far it hasn't....I have decided I'm going to make an Anime Vice version of this blog...really have started to hit it off nice with the mods and users on that site. They are all stand up people and I have mad respect for those guys and gals. Also for some odd reason I'm one of the top followed users on that site...I know weird. All I do blog about politics and my weird antics and apparently that's worth the #23 most visited blog position on the site. Anyways...
Two Bites Left
I feel disgusting...I'm starting sweat grease and my burps feel painful. The pizza is now cold and the cheese has become a solid. It tastes gross. My stomach feels...I can't even begin to describe how I feel. My roommate has decided to wave the white flag and has now passed out on the couch due to calorie shock. I would also like to remind all the users that I am not a very big guy. I'm 5'9'' and about 120 lbs. So as I like to put it I'm a petite male. I feel like I have eaten half my body weight in food...Must finish this...I think I may have just ruin pizza for myself for about a month.
DONE
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead This was a terrible idea...I feel exhausted and all I did was eat food. Also I just realized that I ran out of Tums...this can only mean bad things for me....Kids if you are actually reading this don't do this...this is one of the worst things I have ever done. This is up there with my two Baconator challenge and five Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches challenge. I'd like to think that I have a gut of steel but I don't I just do stupid things like eat and entire large pizza. Anyways maybe you enjoy hearing one of the mods of this site is in pain...or maybe I have writing skills and made this entertaining. Whatever your reasons for reading this I'll see you next time Giant Bomb once I recover from this horrible endeavor.
Nutritional Information (*I ate 2240 calories worth of food*):
From Little Caesar's to be specific! When a man get's hungry and is short of cash he turns to the most dollar to calorie effective alternatives! For me Little Caesars is one of those alternatives. With six dollars at hand (with tax they are like $5.50 a pop) me and my roommate will be each buying an entire large Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza and try to eat it in under an hour. Ill-conceived? Absolutely! Will it give me my entire calorie intake for the day? Absolutely! SO in my journey to see if I can do it I invite you to join me as I construct a live blog of me in the process of eating an entire large pizza!
The Start
THAR SHE BLOWS!!! So me and my roommate just got back from the Little Caesar's. It smells wonderful! Some people often make the claim that Little Caesar's is bad pizza and while I would never make the claim that they are great pizza they are effective pizza. I mean a large pepperoni pizza for under six dollars is a pretty good deal! I don't know of many places there are that can beat that. Anyways when it comes to video games I haven't been doing much other than Fable III. After completing the game twice I have to agree with Brad in that the second movement of the game was ill-conceived and Peter Molyneux the designer needs to stop undermining his games. As crazy as it seems I almost want to see what a Fable game not under the control of Peter Molyneux would be like, maybe better maybe worse. Anyways I'm gonna start tackling this bad boy about now.
Half Way
This is some damn good pizza! The cheese is good and the pepperoni has that nice burnt edges taste to it. I have concede though that I am starting to feel the inklings of being full. Despite that I think I can do this! I still have plenty of room in my stomach. Also if you haven;t checked it out yet here is the Jeff Gerstmeme meme generator! It is so great that even Jeff though it was funny enough to mention it on his twitter account. I also setup a formspring account. Though I all I have used it for is to spam questions to Jeff and to eclectic user created podcasts. Anyways I think I can do this no problem.
Two Slices Left...
Oh man I'm really starting to feel it. I got up to get a glass of water and immediately notice that my vision was blurry and had to sit down. I'm gonna have say that this was not the best idea I have ever come up with in my life. Despite this I'm watching football and could not be more content about my situation. I have good food and good entertainment! How could I ever be angry or sad in this condition! While watching football the Black Ops commercial came on. It's pretty awesome and I love the idea behind the commercial. I feel like if I let the food set for a little bit I'll be able to eat these last two pieces.
One Slice Left
This is terrible...I feel terrible...I look terrible...this was not a good idea. I though letting the food I have already eaten would make me feel better...bu no my body instead is starting react poorly to the food I have put into it. Someone told me that making the pizza my enemy by yelling at it would help...so far it hasn't....I have decided I'm going to make an Anime Vice version of this blog...really have started to hit it off nice with the mods and users on that site. They are all stand up people and I have mad respect for those guys and gals. Also for some odd reason I'm one of the top followed users on that site...I know weird. All I do blog about politics and my weird antics and apparently that's worth the #23 most visited blog position on the site. Anyways...
Two Bites Left
I feel disgusting...I'm starting sweat grease and my burps feel painful. The pizza is now cold and the cheese has become a solid. It tastes gross. My stomach feels...I can't even begin to describe how I feel. My roommate has decided to wave the white flag and has now passed out on the couch due to calorie shock. I would also like to remind all the users that I am not a very big guy. I'm 5'9'' and about 120 lbs. So as I like to put it I'm a petite male. I feel like I have eaten half my body weight in food...Must finish this...I think I may have just ruin pizza for myself for about a month.
DONE
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead This was a terrible idea...I feel exhausted and all I did was eat food. Also I just realized that I ran out of Tums...this can only mean bad things for me....Kids if you are actually reading this don't do this...this is one of the worst things I have ever done. This is up there with my two Baconator challenge and five Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches challenge. I'd like to think that I have a gut of steel but I don't I just do stupid things like eat and entire large pizza. Anyways maybe you enjoy hearing one of the mods of this site is in pain...or maybe I have writing skills and made this entertaining. Whatever your reasons for reading this I'll see you next time Giant Bomb once I recover from this horrible endeavor.
Nutritional Information (*I ate 2240 calories worth of food*):
Seeing those pictures made me really crave a pizza right about now. That pizza doesn't look that large to me, but I guess it's hard to judge from a picture.
As an OMG-better-than-you vegan I order cheeseless pizzas and I can eat two or three large ones at a time. Without cheese or meat, a pizza is rather unsubstantial.
Dude, just about to tuck into pizza myself, but the days of scarfing down entire pizzas is behind me now thankfully. Still, kudos and don't lay down for about three days or you'll have severe heartburn :)
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
Roundtable is indeed great, but varies. I know one a bit from where I live that served the best Pizza I've ever had. On the other hand, the one closest to me can in no way be labeled as great.
Congratulations on taking on the mighty Caesar's pizza and living to tell the tale Zombie Pie.
Don't listen to this guy. For $6.00 and easy "walk in and grab in" availability, Little Caesar's is just fine. You could do far worse, like Pizza Patron (never trust a pizza place in America that accepts pesos as currency) or so many of the local digs that are just atrocious cardboard nastiness.
Also, I was already eating a Little Caesar's pizza when I saw mention of this on my "GB friend status updates". I've got about three pieces left on the fucker, and as my parents raised me to believe: "you better eat what you get".
I think I'll have an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chip Muffin for dessert. Good blog. One of the best blogs. Pizza.
Oh man, I want some pizza now. But not more than 3 or 4 slices. I did eat 8 slices of large pizza once as a teenager. I felt like crap after that. Yet somehow I kept overeating every time I had pizza. Yesterday we had pizza at work and I only had once slice at lunch and one at the end of the day. What's wrong with me? Is this what adulthood means? I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE I AM EATING REASONABLE PORTIONS OF PIZZA!
Don't listen to this guy. For $6.00 and easy "walk in and grab in" availability, Little Caesar's is just fine. You could do far worse, like Pizza Patron (never trust a pizza place in America that accepts pesos as currency) or so many of the local digs that are just atrocious cardboard nastiness. Also, I was already eating a Little Caesar's pizza when I saw mention of this on my "GB friend status updates". I've got about three pieces left on the fucker, and as my parents raised me to believe: "you better eat what you get". I think I'll have an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chip Muffin for dessert. Good blog. One of the best blogs. Pizza. "
I get that in Texas there's apparently an even lower common denominator in the pizza market, but that really doesn't make Little Caesars good. It's still awful pizza. Of course I've only had it around where I live, but I'm assuming since it's a large chain that it's made the same way everywhere.
The concept of being able to walk in and pick it up strait away could make sense, but really all you need to do is call ahead to a good place before you leave. By the time you get there, it'll be done.
I think I may have eaten a whole large pizza one night, but it was spread out over the span of a few hours, a few drinks, and a few puffs. The heartburn the next morning was awful.
I love it how the two types of responses are either "I'm an idiot and Little Caesar's is the worst" or "I do this all the time what are you bragging about." Again I would like to say that I'm not accustomed to eating large portions and I'm only around 120lbs.
Why does everybody have to hate on Little Caesars? Their pizza is pretty good for the price, in my opinion. Not as good as the others, but still good pizza.
Yeah i wouldn't do that anymore, I used to at school no problem but my metabolism could keep up with it...man I miss unlimited energy that we all had when we were young...
Next do a whole bucket of chicken...then you'll know what pain is really like.
I never participated in these (literally) sickening feeding frenzies. Not even in my younger days. Really, for six dollars I could prepare a satisfying meal for two people. And with satisfying I mean both Nutrious an Delicious, with plenty of left-overs to put in the freezer for another time.
" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "
I agree. It's edible, but probably the worst pizza I've ever had. Also, that pizza looks freaking terrible, man. What happened to it? Was the delivery man doing backflips in your drive way?
I would routinely pull that feat off in high school but then again I use to play football and baseball. Now I can barely eat half of pizza without wanting to throw up.
I have yet to see someone drink an entire gallon of milk without vomiting. Do that and you will be God.
Pepperoni