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The Quest to Eat an Entire Large Pizza

From Little Caesar's to be specific! When a man gets hungry, and is short on cash, he turns to the most dollar to calorie effective alternative they can think of! For me Little Caesars is one of those alternatives. With six dollars at hand (with tax these pizza pies are like $5.50 a pop) my roommate and I each bought an entire Little Caesar's pepperoni pizza. We both also plan to try to eat it in under one hour. Ill-conceived? Absolutely! Will it give me my entire calorie intake for the day? Absolutely! So please if you will, join me as I construct a live blog of myself eating an entire large pizza!

The Start

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!

So me and my roommate just got back from the Little Caesar's. It smells wonderful! Some people often make the claim that Little Caesar's is bad pizza and while I would never make the claim that they are great pizza they are effective pizza. I mean a large pepperoni pizza for under six dollars is a pretty good deal! I don't know of many places there are that can beat that. Anyways when it comes to video games I haven't been doing much other than Fable III. After completing the game twice I have to agree with Brad in that the second movement of the game was ill-conceived and Peter Molyneux the designer needs to stop undermining his games. As crazy as it seems I almost want to see what a Fable game not under the control of Peter Molyneux would be like, maybe better maybe worse. Anyways I'm gonna start tackling this bad boy about now.

Half Way

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This is some damn good pizza! The cheese is good and the pepperoni has that nice burnt edges taste to it. I have concede though that I am starting to feel the inklings of being full. Despite that I think I can do this! I still have plenty of room in my stomach. Also if you haven;t checked it out yet here is the Jeff Gerstmeme meme generator! It is so great that even Jeff though it was funny enough to mention it on his twitter account. I also setup a formspring account. Though I all I have used it for is to spam questions to Jeff and to eclectic user created podcasts. Anyways I think I can do this no problem.

Two Slices Left...

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Oh man I'm really starting to feel it. I got up to get a glass of water and immediately notice that my vision was blurry and had to sit down. I'm gonna have say that this was not the best idea I have ever come up with in my life. Despite this I'm watching football and could not be more content about my situation. I have good food and good entertainment! How could I ever be angry or sad in this condition! While watching football the Black Ops commercial came on. It's pretty awesome and I love the idea behind the commercial. I feel like if I let the food set for a little bit I'll be able to eat these last two pieces.

One Slice Left

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This is terrible...I feel terrible...I look terrible...this was not a good idea. I though letting the food I have already eaten would make me feel better...bu no my body instead is starting react poorly to the food I have put into it. Someone told me that making the pizza my enemy by yelling at it would help...so far it hasn't....I have decided I'm going to make an Anime Vice version of this blog...really have started to hit it off nice with the mods and users on that site. They are all stand up people and I have mad respect for those guys and gals. Also for some odd reason I'm one of the top followed users on that site...I know weird. All I do blog about politics and my weird antics and apparently that's worth the #23 most visited blog position on the site. Anyways...

Two Bites Left

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I feel disgusting...I'm starting sweat grease and my burps feel painful. The pizza is now cold and the cheese has become a solid. It tastes gross. My stomach feels...I can't even begin to describe how I feel. My roommate has decided to wave the white flag and has now passed out on the couch due to calorie shock. I would also like to remind all the users that I am not a very big guy. I'm 5'9'' and about 120 lbs. So as I like to put it I'm a petite male. I feel like I have eaten half my body weight in food...Must finish this...I think I may have just ruin pizza for myself for about a month.

DONE

 Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

This was a terrible idea...I feel exhausted and all I did was eat food. Also I just realized that I ran out of Tums...this can only mean bad things for me....Kids if you are actually reading this don't do this...this is one of the worst things I have ever done. This is up there with my two Baconator challenge and five Arby's Roast Beef sandwiches challenge. I'd like to think that I have a gut of steel but I don't I just do stupid things like eat and entire large pizza. Anyways maybe you enjoy hearing one of the mods of this site is in pain...or maybe I have writing skills and made this entertaining. Whatever your reasons for reading this I'll see you next time Giant Bomb once I recover from this horrible endeavor.

Nutritional Information (*I ate 2240 calories worth of food*):

Menu Item

Wt (g)

Cal

Cal
From Fat

Fat
(g)

Sat.
Fat
(g)

Trans
Fat
(g)

Chol. (mg)

Sod
(mg)

Carb (g)

Fiber (g)

Sug (g)

Pro (g)

14" Round HOT-N-READY® Pizza (serving size: 1/8 pizza)


Just Cheese
(8 slices)

113

240

80

9

4.5

0

20

410

30

1

3

12

% Daily Value*
Vitamin A 10% Vitamin C 6% Calcium 20% Iron 10%

Pepperoni
(8 slices)

120

280

100

11

5

0

25

520

30

1

3

14

% Daily Value*
Vitamin A 10% Vitamin C 6% Calcium 20% Iron 10%

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Edited By Brendan

I eat whole pizzas once in a while, but they're McCain Superthins from the grocery store so they're about the size of three slices of regular pizza.

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Edited By Roger_Klotz

I did this all the time in college. Lil' ceasar pizza is pretty easy to eat on your own.

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@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

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@Video_Game_King said:

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Jesus man will you shut up!? You've been going on about this for a year.

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@Brendan:

I shall never shut up about it. The limits of time mean nothing to me!

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Which one of you pizza eaters made this?

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@ZombiePie:

Eating a large pizza solo was among one of the dumbest things I had ever done.

Then I did it again.

Then I did it last week.

I'm a fucking moron you know that?

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You know, there's a Little Caesar's like five blocks from my house. I'm kind of tempted to try to eat a large pizza by myself now.

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I eat a hot-n-ready pizza all by myself, all the fucking time!

Wait, that came out... wrong...

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Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.

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@Tireyo643 said:

Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.

The fuck is wrong with you? Local pizzerias all the way.

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@Video_Game_King said:

@Tireyo643 said:

Yummy! I want to eat one soon! Pizza Hut, Little Caesars, and Dominos have great pizzas.

The fuck is wrong with you? Local pizzerias all the way.

Well, yeah! That too as there are three more of those, but I ain't going to give out their business names!

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I was infamous at Little Italy (local restaurant) for eating extra-larges and not being fat for it, but I fear that I can no longer perform such a feat without severe regret and pain.

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hmm, i have just eaten about 1 and a half medium thin crusts from dominos, along with a bag of those new parmesean bread bites(DELICIOUS!!!), and im full, but not dying. And I eat a LOT of pizza. Like so much a lot. TWICE.

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When you're 6'1", a teenager, and swimming competitively that's a light snack. Luckily even though I lived in the middle of nowhere there was miraculously a little place, surrounded by nothing, owned by an old Italian immigrant couple and they made the best pizza. It was even Little Caesar's cheap, but infinitely better. That was 10 years ago though. I don't know if I could, or would want to, live that lifestyle now. I never did count the calories and I wish I knew now.

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Christ I love pizza, I can fosho finish of a large in one sitting. Every single pizza place near me does Buy one get one free, the amount of times i've "accidentally" got into the second box is frightening.

Nothing can beat some of the pizzas I had in actual Italy though, but when you're hungover/ hungry takeaway pizza is the one.

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you need to work your way up to 100 large pizzas

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I went running the other day like I usually do when it's nice out, then went and ate an entire pepperoni hot n' ready. I run so I can do things like that.

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@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Who delivers to the moon?
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@yoshimitz707 said:

@Video_Game_King

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Who delivers to the moon?

There are pizzerias up here, you know.

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Dammit! I was trying to fight this desire for pizza that I've had all night, then I saw this thread and now I have an 18" pizza on the way.

Screw you guys.

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@Video_Game_King said:

@yoshimitz707 said:

@Video_Game_King

@Video_Game_King said:

*brags about doing this quite often* :P

*continues to brag, looks down on you for taking an hour and getting blurry vision*

Who delivers to the moon?

There are pizzerias up here, you know.

I don't see any!

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@yoshimitz707:

I assume you're looking from Earth, yes? Or at least not from any of my Kingdoms.

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Pizza is maybe five minutes away from me. Soon, it shall be in my stomach.

Thanks, y'all.

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@ZombiePie:

I do this sometimes if I don't have the time to eat (college life), and I'm really hungry. My girlfriend has witnessed it quite a number of times. lol

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@Video_Game_King: I can see the moon just fine from here!

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@yoshimitz707:

Then I assume you're not on it. That means you are merely looking at the Great Lunar Shield that was put up back in the early 1700s. You do not see the Moon's true face.

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@Video_Game_King said:

@yoshimitz707:

Then I assume you're not on it. That means you are merely looking at the Great Lunar Shield that was put up back in the early 1700s. You do not see the Moon's true face.

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In my early 20's I would eat a large pizza by myself all the time. I worked at a large printing company and the whole press room ordering pizza pizza deals was the norm. Everyone would have their own pizza for less than $5. Back then Little Ceasars was the place for cheap and good pizza. I weighed about 140 and could out eat anyone. Now half a pizza is more than enough.

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@yoshimitz707:

Damn! My plans for 2012 have been ruined by annoying Adventure Time fans.

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fuck I eat a whole hot and ready pizza once a month

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A plague upon the house of whomever bumped this thread. I was planning to get a pizza all day, but I decided to put it off until tomorrow and now that everything everything is closed I see this and want one more then ever. Also, eating one pizza is nothing. OP is a light weight.

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When I was in high school I could do that in less then a half an hour.  Now I can barely eat 4 slices without wanting to puke.

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I do that once a week, and I hardly look like a big eater. Not all that impressive.

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I think I already posted in this, but yeah. 1 large isn't hard. It's nothing to be proud of, but it's not hard. Still... Little Ceasar's... that's some foul ass pizza. They are worst than generic brand no-rising crust frozen pizza. Shit sits under a heat lamp for like 3 hours at a time. It makes Dominos seem godly, although their reworked pizza recipe is pretty nice, especially at $5 large 1-topping like my local one is.

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@Video_Game_King: What's Adventure Time?

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this will catch up tp you. i say this out of jealousy

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@yoshimitz707:

This:

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@Video_Game_King: Oh.

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It's always interesting to read a thread you thought was new, only to scroll down and realize a past version of yourself already made a comment on the first page.

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Just ate an 18" pizza. Took an hour~

I feel like death.

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Goddamnit....  Now this idea's in my head....

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Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

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The only thing that a bellyful of pizza makes me want is... more pizza.

Honestly, if I were to sit down to eat a large Little Caesar's pizza, it would only make me want to do it all over again. I love pizza but around the fourth piece I have to force myself to stop. Even if it's bad pizza. You have to really fail to make a pizza that I won't eat.

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@MikkaQ said:

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Are you fatter than I am?

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@GunslingerPanda said:

@MikkaQ said:

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Are you fatter than I am?

Possibly?

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@MikkaQ said:

@GunslingerPanda said:

@MikkaQ said:

Are you serious? This is most weekends for me.

Are you fatter than I am?

Possibly?

/hug

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I want this to turn into everyone 1-upping each other and eating pizzas faste rand faster with more ingredients on them. The winner gets nothing, just a whole lot of shame.

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Ha, I remember this... God, this thread makes me hungry. It's been awhile since I've eaten over 2000 calories in a day- I kinda want to go on a crazy Burger and Pizza filled binge. (I won't, but I want to).

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Wait, Fable 3 is more than a year and 4 months old!?!? Fuck me, where has my life gone!?!? This is legitimately depressing, duder!