Zeeeebbrrraaaaaa Donkkkeeeeyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

Posted by SpawnMan (748 posts) -

Well after a big hiatus due to university work, I'm back playing temporarily. Luckily, Red Dead Redemption had a 3x EXP Weekend so I was able to finish boosting to level 5 legendary. So now I am the proud owner of my very own zebra donkey! Ridden no less by a gun totin' granny! The first thing I did with this hilarious combo? Turned into the ultimate jerk and galloped around with my buffalo rifle blasting noobs' faces off! I guess the whole "Top rank in a multiplayer for the first time" thing has gone to my head haha... 
 
But yeah, super fast and super cool. Doesn't look as epic as the super bull or the testes on Bonzo, but it's so damn fast that I couldn't care. And there's something special about a gun wielding granny - does anyone else get turned on when she silently slides her blade into some poor kid? Kinky! ; ) 
 
And don't forget to recommend my Bulletstorm review! I only need one more recommend until I get the quest! : ) 
 
Here's the link:  http://www.giantbomb.com/bulletstorm/61-30088/user-reviews/?review_id=18670

#1 Posted by SpawnMan (748 posts) -

Well after a big hiatus due to university work, I'm back playing temporarily. Luckily, Red Dead Redemption had a 3x EXP Weekend so I was able to finish boosting to level 5 legendary. So now I am the proud owner of my very own zebra donkey! Ridden no less by a gun totin' granny! The first thing I did with this hilarious combo? Turned into the ultimate jerk and galloped around with my buffalo rifle blasting noobs' faces off! I guess the whole "Top rank in a multiplayer for the first time" thing has gone to my head haha... 
 
But yeah, super fast and super cool. Doesn't look as epic as the super bull or the testes on Bonzo, but it's so damn fast that I couldn't care. And there's something special about a gun wielding granny - does anyone else get turned on when she silently slides her blade into some poor kid? Kinky! ; ) 
 
And don't forget to recommend my Bulletstorm review! I only need one more recommend until I get the quest! : ) 
 
Here's the link:  http://www.giantbomb.com/bulletstorm/61-30088/user-reviews/?review_id=18670

#2 Posted by Yummylee (21615 posts) -

I always hated those exact kind of people who would stroll around on a zebra donkey decimating lower level players faces off with the buffalo rifle. I'd be able to hold my own should I have some appropriately powerful weapons to contend with, though zebra donkey players always traveled in packs... I got bored of the multiplayer before I reached maximum Legend rank, unfortunately, so I never did get myself the Zebra Donkey. R* are constantly doing those XP boosts, though I think I'll save my glorious return until they release the Myths and Mavericks free DLC. Hopefully then I'll finally be able to roam the frontier as Archer Fordham :P

#3 Posted by SpawnMan (748 posts) -

Man, I totally forgot about the new DLC!

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