How playing RE5 alone as Chris can make you racist!!!!!

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#1 Posted by MrSATURNZ (9 posts) -

All right, I used to be a beautiful little soul. I had a loving mommy and a loving daddy and they wuved my very much!!! Until resident evil 5 grace my senses. Since i have no friends and no social life, i played by myself. I was all like "Chris looks cool, i mean he is so muscular that he can't put his arms down!!!" So i started playing, and that's when it all began...
They kept trying to hurt me, all the ( ethically different ) people started attacking me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
I thought i only had one of them on my side, my partner Sheva, but she was working undercover. Shes all like "OMG!!! did that Majini just give you a bad look, let me help!!!" and she whipped out the first aid and blasted it in my face. She kept waiting just a little bit while i was dying before healing me. And I swore she tried to cut me when i was dealing with a horde of dogs!
She also went through ammo like a ( insert fav ethnic group ) eating ( fav ethnic group's fav food!)
But you gotta love her!!!!
P.S. I wonder if they add white robe with a white, pointy hat if that would keep her in line
P.S.S. If anyone is offened by that, don't shoot me and my white skin!

#2 Posted by iAmJohn (6134 posts) -


#3 Posted by lilarchie232 (728 posts) -
MrSATURNZ said:
I was all like "Chris looks
#4 Posted by Expletive (1057 posts) -
iAmJohn said:
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i second that
#5 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -

I decided not even to read what you said.

#6 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6655 posts) -

This is almost worse than that guy who makes the Fallout 3 roleplaying threads.

#7 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
lilarchie232 said:
"MrSATURNZ said:
I was all like "Chris looks
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CL60 said:
"I decided not even to read what you said."
Both of these.
#8 Posted by Coltonio7 (3156 posts) -

This makes more sense.

#9 Posted by MasturbatingBear (1781 posts) -
Coltonio7 said:
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This makes more sense.
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of course.
#10 Posted by Weltal (2275 posts) -

If only Captain Planet was here. He'd know what to do.

#11 Posted by lilarchie232 (728 posts) -

I just realized, he has one post.



#12 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -


#13 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -
MasturbatingBear said:
"lilarchie232 said:
"MrSATURNZ said:
I was all like "Chris looks
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CL60 said:
"I decided not even to read what you said."
Both of these."
I second this as well. This thread fails.
#14 Posted by Pie (7111 posts) -
RHCPfan24 said:
"MasturbatingBear said:
"lilarchie232 said:
"MrSATURNZ said:
I was all like "Chris looks
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CL60 said:
"I decided not even to read what you said."
Both of these."
I second this as well. This thread fails. "
He's only exppressing his opinion you retard.
#15 Posted by OmegaPirate (5522 posts) -


#16 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8609 posts) -
Pie said:
He's only exppressing his opinion you retard."
You are a most dynamic individual. I know you aren't serious, but, come on, his whole blurb at the top has nothing to do with his topic! It's just inane rubbish!
#17 Posted by Pie (7111 posts) -
RHCPfan24 said:
"Pie said:
He's only exppressing his opinion you retard."
You are a most dynamic individual. I know you aren't serious, but, come on, his whole blurb at the top has nothing to do with his topic! It's just inane rubbish!"
I know what this topic is about(runs)
#18 Edited by lilarchie232 (728 posts) -
Pie said:
"RHCPfan24 said:
"Pie said:
He's only exppressing his opinion you retard."
You are a most dynamic individual. I know you aren't serious, but, come on, his whole blurb at the top has nothing to do with his topic! It's just inane rubbish!"
I know what this topic is about(runs)
"
Its clearly about *runs w/ pie
MrSATURNZ said:
 white robe with a white, pointy hat

#19 Posted by PureRok (4236 posts) -

Breakfast rolls?

#20 Posted by MrSATURNZ (9 posts) -

Thouth who has dealt thou scorn on this forum with have thou scorn dealt back upon them as thou will be a boomerang that shallith returnith to thou one who lobithed the boomerang
And for those thou have bestow the greastest of praise on me thou shall be blessed with fat wives and super child.
Ye oldest of ye english language is for thou best way to dealith out they pain and pleasure!!!!!!

#21 Posted by gla55jAw (2696 posts) -


#22 Posted by LiquidPrince (16171 posts) -

Right...

#23 Posted by PureRok (4236 posts) -
MrSATURNZ said:
"Thouth who has dealt thou scorn on this forum with have thou scorn dealt back upon them as thou will be a boomerang that shallith returnith to thou one who lobithed the boomerangAnd for those thou have bestow the greastest of praise on me thou shall be blessed with fat wives and super child.Ye oldest of ye english language is for thou best way to dealith out they pain and pleasure!!!!!!"
If you're going to use Early Modern English use it correctly.
#24 Posted by Expletive (1057 posts) -

FAIL

#25 Posted by Raiden36O (123 posts) -

This thread would be hilarious if i was 13 and an idiot.

#26 Edited by Scieran (215 posts) -

Honestly, this begins to irk me. I never understand the concept of racism nor does it makes sense. The question is: why the fuck are people bitching about minor issues such as this so-called racism when white guys kill black zombie guys? but everyone seems to sit quiet when white guys shoot white zombie guys.

#27 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

oh yeah shake em tities.

#28 Posted by FrickNinja (5 posts) -

#29 Posted by AjayRaz (12476 posts) -

why in the hell was such a stupid thread bumped?  
 
@FrickNinja: 

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#30 Posted by Spoonybard37 (300 posts) -
@iAmJohn said:
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#31 Posted by dbz1995 (4790 posts) -
@FrickNinja said:
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Genius first post.
#32 Posted by SJSchmidt93 (4899 posts) -
@expletive said:
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i second that "
Thirdedededed.
#33 Posted by nanikore (2740 posts) -

AND HE HASN'T GOT A FUCKING SANTA HAT

#34 Posted by TyphoonSwell (457 posts) -
@iAmJohn said:
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#35 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -
@FrickNinja said:
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Bumping a thread is one thing- but bumping it to post some retarded forum picture with no point is another.
#36 Posted by AjayRaz (12476 posts) -
@nanikore said:
" AND HE HASN'T GOT A FUCKING SANTA HAT "
BURN HIM!!!! 
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#37 Posted by JJWeatherman (14569 posts) -

How did this not get locked 7 months ago? lol

#38 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) -

All this makes more sense than this thread.
 
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#39 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) -
@FrickNinja said:
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You bumped this for that?...
#40 Posted by jakob187 (21758 posts) -

Man, guys...just make sure you aren't playing The Ballad of Gay Tony alone.

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