I BUY YOU LUNCH.

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Just had a sandwich. But thanks, anyway.

I DON'T WANT IT!

It's 9:30 in the morning get back to me in a few hours.

@Mr_Skeleton said:

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who laughed furiously at Parker's insane accent/phrases. Every other character in raid mode actually says something to the effect of "Thanks" when you hit that button. Parker just rambles, "I buy you lunch."

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who laughed furiously at Parker's insane accent/phrases. Every other character in raid mode actually says something to the effect of "Thanks" when you hit that button. Parker just rambles, "I buy you lunch."

And that's supposed to create some sort of quality discussion in what way now?

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE

@laserbolts said:

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who laughed furiously at Parker's insane accent/phrases. Every other character in raid mode actually says something to the effect of "Thanks" when you hit that button. Parker just rambles, "I buy you lunch."

And that's supposed to create some sort of quality discussion in what way now?

How the hilarity of broken English in a Resident Evil game reflects the post-modern nature of our society.

Duh.

i lol'd, its not RE without some bad lines.

some people on here need to get a sense of humor.

@Napalm said:

@laserbolts said:

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who laughed furiously at Parker's insane accent/phrases. Every other character in raid mode actually says something to the effect of "Thanks" when you hit that button. Parker just rambles, "I buy you lunch."

And that's supposed to create some sort of quality discussion in what way now?

How the hilarity of broken English in a Resident Evil game reflects the post-modern nature of our society.

Duh.

Clearly. Or are a symptom of Capcom's insane writing process

Is it a Jill Sandwich?

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Napalm said:

@laserbolts said:

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who laughed furiously at Parker's insane accent/phrases. Every other character in raid mode actually says something to the effect of "Thanks" when you hit that button. Parker just rambles, "I buy you lunch."

And that's supposed to create some sort of quality discussion in what way now?

How the hilarity of broken English in a Resident Evil game reflects the post-modern nature of our society.

Duh.

Clearly. Or are a symptom of Capcom's insane writing process

Oh well my apologees I didnt pick up on what this was really about and no I will not click on a link to ign.

@laserbolts said:

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Napalm said:

@laserbolts said:

@MuttersomeTaxicab said:

@Mr_Skeleton said:

I REPORT YOUR SPAM.

Oh come on. I can't be the only one who laughed furiously at Parker's insane accent/phrases. Every other character in raid mode actually says something to the effect of "Thanks" when you hit that button. Parker just rambles, "I buy you lunch."

And that's supposed to create some sort of quality discussion in what way now?

How the hilarity of broken English in a Resident Evil game reflects the post-modern nature of our society.

Duh.

Clearly. Or are a symptom of Capcom's insane writing process

Oh well my apologees I didnt pick up on what this was really about and no I will not click on a link to ign.

Haha, I don't blame you. But hey, post-modernism works, too.

@MuttersomeTaxicab: The postmodernism bit only works if the character in question is of South American descent.

@laserbolts: It's an underwhelmingly short article written by some guy with two first names. I like how IGN employs no-names that nobody cares about. JOHN GEORGE. BOB JOHNSON. CRAIG SIEGEL. ROSS ROSS.

@Napalm: Well I can proudly say that I haven't seen IGN in like 4 years. One link I saw last year about how Dark Souls with rape Skyrim's face or something along those lines made me feel great about that decision. Even if I agree that it does.

OK

I really don't think there's much here to discuss. In the future please try to make more coherent threads, made to genuinely incite discussion.