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Bulletstorm Review

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Bulletstorm presents a thrilling alternative to today's first-person shooters.


Grayson sounds a lot like Wolverine and sort of looks like him, too. 
Grayson sounds a lot like Wolverine and sort of looks like him, too. 
In some weird alternate universe, John Romero is still a part of id Software and every first-person shooter out there is filled with new iterations on the old "riding the rocket" or "sucking it down" death messages found in the original Quake. Games went in a different direction in that universe, eschewing the petty grasps at realism found here in our dimension in favor of seeking out new--but still totally juvenile--ways to tell someone that they suck. On top of that, they're all finding bigger ways to blow things up and new ways to have guns rip polygonal bodies apart, often while making as many "edgy" references to Satan as they possibly can. In that universe, Bulletstorm gets two stars for being too colorful, wholly repetitive, and a shameless bite of the ideas found in the Grudgehumper series, namely Grudgehumper VI: The Devil's Warehouse. Back here in the real world, however, Bulletstorm is a refreshing shooter that challenges you to do more than just hide behind a burning car and shoot soldiers in the face.

Bulletstorm is the next game from People Can Fly, the people that brought you a gun that shoots both exploding ninja stars and lightning, which should give you a pretty good idea about where their head is at. That gun comes from Painkiller, and you can see some of the studio's past in portions of Bulletstorm. But there's also a distinctly "Hollywood blockbuster" edge to everything, courtesy of Epic Games, which bought the Polish developer back in 2007. In some ways, this game feels like a reaction to Gears of War, which some folks like to slag off as being too gray, too self-serious, and too repetitive. By comparison, Bulletstorm contains a bright, colorful world with a great amount of variety. It's hardly serious, and the way the points system is implemented all but begs you to switch things up as often as possible, which prevents the game from feeling like a one-note affair. Not every aspect of the game hits every single time out, but it's more than solid enough to stand out as something fresh and exciting.

You might not get any of that feeling from the game's opening hour, though, as Bulletstorm starts quite slowly. As Grayson Hunt, leader of an ex-military hit squad that wants revenge against the maniacal general that sent Hunt's team out to kill innocent people, you'll start out with an assault rifle and not much else. The tutorial sequence eventually introduces you to your melee abilities, which include a Sub-Zero-like slide and Duke Nukem big boot, both of which will knock an enemy into the air and slow them down, giving you the opportunity to gun them down while they're floating away. You'll also get an energy leash that can be used to pull enemies in, setting them up for a kick or more gunfire. The leash and your foot are also the main ways you interact with the environment, mainly by leashing things down to fill gaps or kicking objects that are blocking your path.

 The pistol can also shoot explosive flares.
 The pistol can also shoot explosive flares.
Before too long, you're introduced to the game's skillshot system, and this is where the game starts to come together. By killing enemies in specific ways, you'll earn points that can be spent on weapon upgrades and ammo. Some of these are as simple as shooting a guy in the head. Others require more setup, like using the leash's secondary ability to thump a group of enemies up into the air, shooting some other enemies that are still on the ground, and looking up to shoot the still-suspended bad guys afterwards. Or shooting a guy in his crotch, then running up and kicking him after he drops to his knees in agony. Or killing two guys with one bullet. The list goes on and on, so much so that the game gives you a separate menu for all of the skillshots so you can see how many of the 131 different tasks you've completed. The tasks are broken up by weapon, giving you new things to try each time you acquire one of the game's seven guns. This is the thing about Bulletstorm that requires you to play it differently than the average shooter... or at least you'll want to play it that way, because playing it like a standard shooter makes it a pretty boring game. If you're the sort of guy that likes to hoard ammo in case there's a big boss fight around the corner, you'll need to get past that and get into the idea of shooting off as much of your stuff as often as possible, because that's the way to keep the higher-scoring kills coming in. This, in turn, lets you get additional abilities and ammo for your guns, which gives you new skillshots to try, and so on.

Of course, all of this would be for nothing if the guns themselves weren't any good. Thankfully, weird future guns with multiple firing modes just happens to be People Can Fly's specialty, and the game delivers with things like the Flail Gun, which shoots out two grenades strapped together with a chain. You can take heads off with the chain itself, or wrap the grenades around enemies or other objects to set up some fun explosions. So, for example, you can wrap a flail around a garbage can, kick it at a group of enemies, and then manually trigger the explosion to take them all out. If you want, you can even wrap up one of your AI-controlled partners and hit the explosion when they're getting swarmed. Then there's the Boneduster, a four-barreled shotgun that will blast enemies in half if you hit them up close. Or the Penetrator, which fires a large, spinning drill bit that carries enemies away when you hit them, nailing them to the wall where the drill spins them around for few seconds. The weapons all also have secondary fire modes, giving you another layer of things to play with, though the secondary fires require their own ammo, rather than draining from your pool of primary ammo. In some cases, this will make you want to make sure those shots count, since they aren't as easy to come by.

The play in Bulletstorm is fast, even though you can slow down individual enemies with a boot or leash. The game keeps up a pretty frenetic pace once you start fighting, though it'll break up the action with quiet spots, giving you time to find a resupply point or exchange some dialogue to advance the story. Considering that you're usually trying to kill enemies in specific ways to score points, you might think that the speed would start to work against it. The game gets around this by making most of the AI fairly basic. Guys with melee weapons rush at you in a pretty straight line. Other enemies will take cover, but they're just as likely to pop out and stand there while you gun them down. The minibosses, which are armed with chainguns or other heavier weaponry, plod around and don't turn very fast, giving you plenty of time to outflank them. This doesn't make Bulletstorm completely simple, but the challenge comes from knowing just how far to push it and just how long to stay out in the open to nail some heavy skillshots before hanging back to let your health recharge. Overall, it feels pretty well-balanced, though I found myself wishing for some kind of sandbox sort of mode with no ammo constraints, just to have more time to play around with the various skillshot techniques. That said, I still managed to complete over 75 percent of the skillshots by the time I made it through the campaign.

 Kicking guys into electricity is pretty effective.
 Kicking guys into electricity is pretty effective.
Bulletstorm's script is ridiculous and curse-filled, and the recurring gag is that they like to insert the cursing into sentences where it doesn't make any immediate sense. So when you first meet up with Trishka, she threatens to "kill your dick." Later on, the general you're trying to murder starts calling your Asian associate "Sushi-dick." They talk about "getting all murdery." Out of context like this, it's going to sound awful, like the exact kind of forced attitude that ensures that the mainstream audience views games as power fantasies for the developmentally arrested. But you know what? In context, it's layered on so thick and at such odd times that it actually works pretty well. The script takes some time here and there to sort of wink and nod at you as if to say "yeah, we know, that doesn't make any sense at all" or "we're going to have the guy get offended at the racist remark because we know that obviously is way uncool." Your personal taste is going to dictate how much dick-tit you can handle, but after rolling my eyes at the writing for the first couple of hours, I started to get into it.

The nature of the story is probably what saves it from feeling like it's trying too hard. Over the course the game, Grayson goes from a drunken space pirate to the idiot that realizes he's doomed his entire crew to something approaching respectable. And it's interesting to watch as your partners grow together and grow apart over the course of the story. It's not some huge story with deep fiction and it's not going to spawn any novels, but for a game that's trying to get by on the number of ways which you can kill someone, it's surprising that the story is even cohesive to begin with.

In addition to the campaign, Bulletstorm has a single-player scoreboard-based mode called Echoes, which takes small segments from the campaign and breaks them out into mini-levels. The goal is to finish them quickly while scoring as many points as possible. You'll earn stars and hit an online leaderboard once you're finished. These are pretty good little chunks of action, but it's disappointing that so many of them are ripped right out of the single-player.

 Trishka, like most AI partners, tends to let you do most of the work.
 Trishka, like most AI partners, tends to let you do most of the work.
The game does have an online multiplayer component, but it's limited to a four-player wave-based survival mode called Anarchy. The spin this puts on the Gears-style Horde mode is that each level has a points threshold that must be met in order to proceed. So you can't just jump in there and lazily shoot enemies to move ahead. You'll need to work together to perform team skillshots, too, like yanking an enemy back and forth with multiple leashes or having one guy kick someone while the other follows up with bullets. Between rounds, you can spend your points on additional weapons and upgrades. Since this mode requires actual cooperation, it's best enjoyed with friends or motivated strangers who want to communicate about when to kick, shoot, or leash on those team skillshots. As you play, you earn experience points that unlock cosmetic upgrades for your armor and weapons.

The console versions of the game perform as you'd probably expect for a modern Unreal Engine game, but it feels like extra care has gone into giving the game a bright color palette. The environments throughout Bulletstorm are great, with majestic backgrounds and nice lighting both indoors and out. The PC version of the game, as you'd probably expect, is capable of looking much better than the console versions. It's a Games For Windows Live game on PC with its own separate set of achievements and full support for gamepads. With a mouse, you'll probably want to fiddle with the settings a bit, since it feels a little odd out of the box and maps controls in a way that makes perfect sense if you've played it with a gamepad before, but might not be the most intuitive thing for people who never venture off the PC.

After being really down on Bulletstorm for the first couple of hours, I was pleasantly shocked to see how well it started coming together once I started getting better at using the different weapons and once the story started moving at a faster pace. While it's easy to see spots where the game could have been more fully featured or offered more unique areas instead of repurposing campaign spots, it's a solid new entry that truly offers an alternative to the standard sci-fi or military-themed first-person shooter.    
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Edited By mooseburger

That was the best opening paragraph to a review ever!

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Edited By jacksukeru

I really didn't have much interest in this prior to the quicklook. Now I'm thinking I'll pick it up eventually, not right now though.

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@sociald1077 said:
" After looking through the comments on the QL and the comments here, I'm sort confused. Going from "This looks like crap" to "Gonna play this!" Seems kinda manic. "
You're just catching on to this phenomenon?
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Edited By StingingVelvet

Thanks for talking about the PC version specifically Jeff... that's one of the reasons I keep coming to Giant Bomb.  The game does look freaking amazing on PC but the control defaults are a little sketchy.  Still I got it working quite well without much effort and other than GFWL being annoying I thought it was a great version of the game and the mouse's accuracy and speed really helped to pull of the skillshots and such.
 
I have to say this is one of the best singleplayer PC shooters I have played in a long time, honestly.  It's just really fun, really good looking and really fast.  Reminds me of the Quake days, as you said.

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I knew it would get a 4. I loved Jeff's rant on the dialouge in the bombcast. 

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Good review, i'll have to pick it up.

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It's great to see a PC section of the review.

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Edited By dr_zero

I want Grudgehumper VI: The Devil's Warehouse now. Anyone know who to contact for importing games from parallel dimensions...

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starts off slow but picks up to the point you don't want to stop even though it's 3 in the morning, great game!

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Good score for a great game. I kinda always knew Bulletstorm was going to be a good fit for me since I've been pretty tired of all the "tactical" or "realistic" FPSs that have been coming out lately and this is definitely a breath of fresh air. 

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I don't know why, but somewhere along the line i'd got it into my head that the 4 player "co-op" was exactly that... a 4 player co-op version of the story...

Discovering it's just another cliche'd "Horde Mode" has left me feeling like i've been kicked in the guts... i hate Horde modes... they are dull and tedious...

If it wasn't for the fact that my copy has already dispatched from the online store... i'd be all over the 'cancel order' button

Frankly i feel duped !!!!

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IMMA CALLED IT!

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hmm, gonna have to rent it.
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For those deciding on which console version to get, apparently PS3 has some framerate problems and the lighting/effects arent as pronounced on PS3. thats from IGN.coms review anyway.
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@Raven_Sword said:

" For those deciding on which console version to get, apparently PS3 has some framerate problems and the lighting/effects arent as pronounced on PS3. thats from IGN.coms review anyway. "

Yea, I wouldn't exactly call IGN a reliable source. 
Anyways I'll probably wait until the price drops a bit. Especially since they dropped the ball so hard for PC fans. 
 
At least I have Killzone 3.
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@JerichoBlyth said:
" Stop hogging all the big release game reviews for fuck sake. Give someone else a go.  Also, not buying this. "
While I would have said it in a much nicer way, I kind of agree. Why does Jeff review most of the high profile releases?
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@EgoCheck616:

They have no reason to make that up. So haters gonna hate, I like the site.
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So it's basically CoD4's arcade mode with over the top swearing? 
 
I'm out, I'm just not 13 anymore.

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@Godlyawesomeguy said:
" @JerichoBlyth said:
" Stop hogging all the big release game reviews for fuck sake. Give someone else a go.  Also, not buying this. "
While I would have said it in a much nicer way, I kind of agree. Why does Jeff review most of the high profile releases? "
He just reviewed these 2 because they're both shooters and shooters are Jeff's, as Ryan would say, wheelhouse :P
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@spazmaster666: Or "smart" shooters as some of our more pretentious gamers call them.
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I am really loving the game and can't really understand people's disagreement with Jeff's undertaking of the review. Jeff mostly reviews shooters so no surprise to see him review this to be honest, if you don't like it don't read it.

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well written review, 
don't think im gonna buy the game though.

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Huh. From the Quicklook, I really thought he wasn't going to like.
 
Another reviewer, on Quarter to Three (the place Tom Chick went), was complaining about how the game was a pretty generic corrider shooter. :
http://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2011/02/22/the-long-thin-over-the-top-hallway-of-early-bulletstorm/comment-page-1/#comment-802
 
But then, I think he was only a few hours in at the time he wrote it. He didn't seem to get the concept. IDK, I haven't played it yet.

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I honestly fell asleep during the multiplayer part.. But, I'll be generous and say it's a solid bargain bin worthy title.
 
P.S. To all the the guys leaving emotional teary-eyed comments like " this is the best game they ever played" , "the best Unreal Engine FPS" and all that jazz:
please pull yourselves together and go compare this thing with Bioshock 2 (that game has also good multiplayer, even though it didn't need it) . Hell, go compare it with the first Bioshock and tell me which one is better looking.

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Why not just skip the weapons and let the swear words be your way of killing the enemy instead ? would be way more interesting.

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@Vlad_Tiberius said:
" I honestly fell asleep during the multiplayer part.. But, I'll be generous and say it's a solid bargain bin worthy title.  P.S. To all the the guys leaving emotional teary-eyed comments like " this is the best game they ever played" , "the best Unreal Engine FPS" and all that jazz: please pull yourselves together and go compare this thing with Bioshock 2 (that game has also good multiplayer, even though it didn't need it) . Hell, go compare it with the first Bioshock and tell me which one is better looking. "
feels like this game has borrowed a bit to much from Bioshock and Gears of War. Seen it before ^^
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It looks more like a linear borderlands with a glorified gravity gun. I fucking HATE epic, they need to stop making stupid games soon or i'll set Ciffy B on fire

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I always get the impression with a lot of Jeff's 4 star reviews that he'd really have rather given it 3. 

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Very good review as always from Jeff. I will be getting this game, just not on launch day, (tomorrow in the UK). Killzone 3 has won it for me. I'll pick up Bulletstorm when it's cheaper.

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@Ygg said:
" So it's basically CoD4's arcade mode with over the top swearing?  I'm out, I'm just not 13 anymore. "
No. But compared to what other shooters have done the last few years, who gives a shit anymore.
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Very well-written review, as expected. I'm still not sure if I'll pick this game up, though. 
 
@Steamboat
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"It looks more like a linear borderlands with a glorified gravity gun. I fucking HATE epic, they need to stop making stupid games soon or i'll set Ciffy B on fire "

Epic didn't make this game; didn't you read the review? 
 
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Actual review reads like 5 stars, there are almost no negative things mentioned.

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@wasteguru said:
" Good review Jeff, I can't wait to sink my dick into this game! "
Well done :)
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As some of the Bulletstorm despisers have finally showed up, I hate to say it, but it implies it here perfectly: haters gonna hate. So keep on hating, because that's all you know. I'll be having a good ol' time with Bulletstorm while you skulk in the corner because you're, "not eight years-old anymore." Let some predetermined pop culture bullshit tell you that you're not allowed to enjoy this game because of the dick and ass jokes, because that means fun for the rest of us who are genuinely into this game. 
 
*drops the mic* 
 
I'm out.

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@Steamboat said:
" It looks more like a linear borderlands with a glorified gravity gun. I fucking HATE epic, they need to stop making stupid games soon or i'll set Ciffy B on fire "
Actually this game is right up your alley:  Violent and immature.  Although I bet this game is more fun to play with than you.
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@Brendan said:
" @Steamboat said:
" It looks more like a linear borderlands with a glorified gravity gun. I fucking HATE epic, they need to stop making stupid games soon or i'll set Ciffy B on fire "
Actually this game is right up your alley:  Violent and immature.  Although I bet this game is more fun to play with than you. "
That's not what his mom told me.
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I respect your opinion, but I absolutely hate this game. I understand why people would like it, but I loathe it.

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I'm not going to buy it neither...

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@MooseBurger said:
" That was the best opening paragraph to a review ever! "
I wasn't gonna be quite so Pete's-Balls about it, but, yeah ... pretty much.
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@andrewf87462 said:
"

 
Very good review as always from Jeff. I will be getting this game, just not on launch day, (tomorrow in the UK). Killzone 3 has won it for me. I'll pick up Bulletstorm when it's cheaper.


 
 
Thats my final decision also. I looked at the 60.00 pricing for the pc version at steam, remembered some negatives in posting as to Bulletstorm's length, and went naw, for the moment at least. I was also tempted to put on it the 360, but KZ 3 is now seriously competing with my focus on Dead Space 2. Furthermore, I am at least for right now am getting more out of the KZ 3 story cutscenes than average..Helgast politics rock.  And Scolar's daughter obviously knew her father a little too well. Communicated just by a flinch. wow.
 
But in the future I'm sure Bulletstorm will happen.
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Im loving this game, having fun getting military!!... yet  I still think the multiplayer is lacking

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Called it, but I was concerned for awhile there what with Jeff sounding kind of negative about it on Tuesday's Bombcast. I hate to say it, but with my current student financial status, this is probably going to be a weekend rental. :(

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Crazy fun. That's all there is to it. I'm on my second playthrough right now, looking for new ways to get skillshots. Also, that drill gun, the penetrator, is sooo satisfying. Great review, Jeff.

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Sounds cool!

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53 minutes of this and a short review of killzone.. ;-(

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@Zenwork said:
" 53 minutes of this and a short review of killzone.. ;-( "
Who gives a shit? 
 
ANYWAYS, this game is dick-fucking-tastic! Every time I play this cocksucker I feel like I'm drowning in tits!
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Your language style explain why you like this game

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For the love of god go to a 10-point review system.  It's really sad when your readers can literally predict every review score you give.

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I might give this one a chance(rent), now...Maybe...

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@Zenwork said:
" Your language style explain why you like this game "
Way to totally miss the joke you fucking clown.