Or the tale of Sega's quest for capital.  
 
Say what you will about the shitty DLC practices (its Ridge Racer Vita), but now this game is cheap I think I'll have to pick it up:   
 
Forgive me if you think this is 'tube spam, but this is sort of like seeing Sonic and Mario in the same game for me. And then having Mario talk shit at Sonic. Or something. 
 

Is there really a new daytona? Seriously?

Where's the part where they actually take a jab at them instead of merely reference them?

@Vegetable_Side_Dish:

Like a poke? Or this?

I see the Hornet model dropped into Ridge Racer Vita (where it stands out so much that something tells me that this isn't official) while someone sings a Ridge Racer song styled after Let's Go Away. How is this a jab?

@Vegetable_Side_Dish:

Like a poke? Or this?

Wow the graphics are like, on par with a PS1 game. Or maybe something's up with my monitor.

@Vegetable_Side_Dish:

You mean she finger fucks herself? Eh, that sounds plausible. After all, I'd describe Sonic as "having all types of dirty fingers fucking it up the ass" over the past decade or so.

Ok so you posted a video f the official Daytona themed DLC for Ridge Racer. Someone explain how thats a jab?

@Vegetable_Side_Dish:

You live long enough, and all types of horrifying things start popping up on Deviant Art.