So when I heard that RimWorld was like a more accessible Dwarf Fortress (a game I tried very hard to learn but quickly realized I was never going to be able to do it), I decided I would go ahead and give it a shot. It still is not the most intuitive thing ever, but it is much easier to learn and to start to have those great stories that you always hear about with DF. So I thought I would share my first adventure with you all and would love to hear the stories of your colonies.
Josh was an aging depressed teacher who decided that life back on his home planet was too uneventful, so he packed up and headed off to a new world. He landed close to the sea in some forest with his trusty terrier dog named Babette. Josh got to work building a big wall around his stockpile of materials and began to plant some potatoes to start getting a reliable food source. However his depression along with randomly being in a terrible mood literally all the time did not help get any work done. Meanwhile Babette simply wandered around living a carefree life, having no idea of the grim future that laid in store.
I had picked the difficulty setting where things started out easy and gradually started getting worse. The first problem Josh encountered was a hare that went wild and tried to kill him. He had some awesome science laser gun but was an utterly terrible shot, so though he killed the hare, it also nearly killed him. In victory Josh decided it would be a good idea to eat the rabbit corpse, which drove him insane for some reason. Luckily Babette did not get in his way during Josh's craziness. Josh lay in bed for some time nearly dying from his fatal rabbit wound, when suddenly a naked angel named Blue showed up literally out of nowhere.
Yes a woman named Blue wanted to join my "colony" for seemingly no reason, and for some reason she was also naked. Blue asked what I wanted to name the colony, so I figured I'd be on the nose and call it "The Grave". She began to treat my physical wound but ended up creating a far deeper mental wound, as Josh repeatedly tried to get it on with her but was always rebuffed. She also was a much better shot than Josh and killed incoming bandits with ease.
Things started to settle down after that, we finished building my fortress together and started to figure out a better food system for the coming winter. Pretty soon after that my older sister Faris, apparently heard my glowing review of this new world and decided to join me. Yet for some reason in her preparations for this journey she forgot to bring clothes because she was also naked. It's also worth noting that Faris is an Empath, which made her coming to a place where we were consistently killing pirates an odd choice.
As summer came in, so did the heat, and Josh and friends did not prepare adequately for these new working conditions. They all got heat stroke, and Josh died of it a few short days later. Josh's death drove Babette insane who decided to fight a tortoise, a fight that Babette was not strong enough to win. At this point I decided to go hands off and see the colony fall apart. A new girl who was chased by bandits wanted to join in, so we let her. Faris and Blue slowly started going crazy after starving and eating the corpses of bandits, they had a duel that ended up killing them both. New girl then in an ironic twist was kidnapped by bandits, leaving my colony completely deserted other than the rotting corpses that littered the ground.
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