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    Robot Communist!!!

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    Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
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    Robot Communist!
    Programmed to destroy...
    No one is safe from the 
    Robot Communist!
    Soviet Russian born...
    They'll be here in the fall - they're the 
    Robot Communist!
    Diamond tipped moneybags
    They'll take your money 'til you're dry- they're the Robot Communist

    Where did they come from?
    The mystery of the freaky Robot Communist

    Magically powered cybernetic suction;
    It's what makes the little stalinists so dangerous - 
    But the real evil is contained deep within their nano cortex.
    Where did they come from?
    We'll never know...

    Sucking the village dry (of money) -
    Not even capitalism will stop the 
    Robot  Communist!
    Who programmed their robot brain?
    What evil lurks behind the devilish 
    Robot Communist!
    How can you kill a man without a heart?
    The guns they do nothing to the 
    Robot Communist!

    Something about the BEARS!
    Could ze BEARS be behind the deadly 
    Robot Communist!?

    Robot vampires doesn't actually need money
    But you'll need money when you're turned
    Redjacket venom mixes with oxygen in your blood 
    and turn you into a communistzombiegodcyberslave!

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa

    Robot Communist... 
    Robot Communist...

    A man told me that if we build bunkers out of bread, we confuse the robot brains and make them go haywire. You and I are the only ones left - If we don't get to the bakery by dusk we're done for!
    ...
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    #1  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    caption
    caption

    Robot Communist!
    Programmed to destroy...
    No one is safe from the 
    Robot Communist!
    Soviet Russian born...
    They'll be here in the fall - they're the 
    Robot Communist!
    Diamond tipped moneybags
    They'll take your money 'til you're dry- they're the Robot Communist

    Where did they come from?
    The mystery of the freaky Robot Communist

    Magically powered cybernetic suction;
    It's what makes the little stalinists so dangerous - 
    But the real evil is contained deep within their nano cortex.
    Where did they come from?
    We'll never know...

    Sucking the village dry (of money) -
    Not even capitalism will stop the 
    Robot  Communist!
    Who programmed their robot brain?
    What evil lurks behind the devilish 
    Robot Communist!
    How can you kill a man without a heart?
    The guns they do nothing to the 
    Robot Communist!

    Something about the BEARS!
    Could ze BEARS be behind the deadly 
    Robot Communist!?

    Robot vampires doesn't actually need money
    But you'll need money when you're turned
    Redjacket venom mixes with oxygen in your blood 
    and turn you into a communistzombiegodcyberslave!

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HaHaHaHaHaHa

    Robot Communist... 
    Robot Communist...

    A man told me that if we build bunkers out of bread, we confuse the robot brains and make them go haywire. You and I are the only ones left - If we don't get to the bakery by dusk we're done for!
    ...
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    #2  Edited By Pibo47

    Greatest. Topic. Ever.

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    #3  Edited By Claude

    My Christmas Pimp Daddy Hat will put your Robot Communist on the street and sale it for robot love.

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    #4  Edited By ahoodedfigure

    It fits quite well.  "Commie" for better cadence?

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    #5  Edited By RHCPfan24

    Well, that is an interesting change of pace.  Robot Communism should be the next form of life insurance next to Robot Attack insurance of course. They are everywhere!

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    #6  Edited By jakob187

    .........I'm going to make that song.

    .........and then I'm going to upload it.
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    #7  Edited By Lies

    Robot Communists are still a threat.

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    #8  Edited By keyhunter

    Good thing robot communist is made of cheap Chinese ores and glues.

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    #9  Edited By MattyFTM  Moderator
    ahoodedfigure said:
    "It fits quite well.  "Commie" for better cadence?"
    I thought about doing commie, but adding the extra syllable of communist made it sound more robotic.
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