Kessler Kam: Life At The Whiskey Office. Also: Spiders.

#101 Posted by Red12b (9338 posts) -
@leviathan:  
Credit of the picture goes to this man, I just had to wade through 100 pages of this legendary thread to dig it up.
#102 Posted by adoggz (2081 posts) -
@Red12b: 
so Ryan is just the surrogate?
#103 Posted by GunnBjorn (2905 posts) -

I really must not see Miss Sarah Lima too much; I have to suppress my feelings for her.
Also, i really want too see that (big-ass?) spider now!
#104 Posted by Brendan (8706 posts) -

Loved it.  Want more of  it.
#105 Posted by RVonE (4762 posts) -
@get2sammyb said:
"I honestly don't think I'd be able to work in this office. "

Agreed.
#106 Posted by Faint (836 posts) -
@Red12b: 
im not his biggest fan but i agree he seemed to know his stuff on the dragon quest video, for what i know at least having played throught dq8, dq monsters and rocket slime. not to mention he said they should make another rocket slime. i LOVE that game!
#107 Posted by VWGTI (1946 posts) -

Oy! Where to begin with Mr. Kessler?

#108 Posted by BABS (82 posts) -

Good job, Matt :)

#109 Posted by Fattony12000 (7930 posts) -
@BABS:  
 
"BABS is now following MattBodega
47 minutes ago"
 
You only just started following Matt? 
 
For shame...FOR SHAME.
 
And for that transgression, I shall now only just start following you.
#110 Posted by dudeglove (9181 posts) -

lol vinny bomb at the start.

Online
#111 Posted by eroticfishcake (7856 posts) -

This may sound odd (because it does) but for some reason I can't stop imagining that you're walking around recording this whilst not wearing any trousers.

#112 Posted by Toxin066 (3381 posts) -
@BABS:  ...Hey, has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like that lady from ComicVine? <_<
 
Matt, duder, bro. That was pretty cool. It's neat to see that you have time to blog in between coffee and sandwich runs.
#113 Posted by buwchbach (325 posts) -

Aw... Mr. Kessler is rather cute. 
Some parts of this video seem slightly a bit too scripted, but I think thats just part of the fun.

#114 Posted by Zaapp1 (691 posts) -

Yes, more of this.

#115 Posted by Yummylee (23201 posts) -
@eroticfishcake said:
" This may sound odd (because it does) but for some reason I can't stop imagining that you're walking around recording this whilst not wearing any trousers. "
Good assumption. That does sound pretty odd.
#116 Posted by FlexPlexicoh (15 posts) -

People just jelous they arent working at WMHQ
 
Keep being yourself kessler, in your situation i would honestly let the hate get to me. You are a better man than I.

#117 Posted by Landon (4134 posts) -

God. That place looks like more fun than Disney Land.

#118 Posted by Mrskidders (1298 posts) -

Good job Matt.  Don't listen to all the people saying you are too hyper or that you should go.  You are doing a good job and its just pure envy knowing that they will never be in the position you are in.  You are treading too close to their internet idols and they dont like it.  Just have fun and thats all that matters.

#119 Posted by Detrian (1134 posts) -

Insufferable, as always. I expect him to get fired after they find him licking the toilet in the women's bathroom or something.

#120 Edited by icyroy05 (168 posts) -

Matt Kessler is the real life version of Caboose from Red vs. Blue.
 
This video confirms it.
 
Keep up the great work, and awesome attitude!

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