What car did Ryan buy?

#1 Posted by DanHammett (151 posts) -

In the most recent bombcast, Ryan mentioned that he bought a new car. So, just wondering, what car is it?

#2 Posted by Mahonay (828 posts) -

He bought a Plymouth Prowler.

#3 Posted by Error1355 (97 posts) -

@Mahonay said:

He bought a Plymouth Prowler.

hawt

#4 Posted by psylah (2167 posts) -

Based on his previous statements of it being something sensible, and it having to be big enough to fit him in it, and it being a Nissan, I'd wager it was a Maxima.

#5 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

It's a mystery to us all...

#6 Posted by PillClinton (3291 posts) -

Nissan Leaf.

#7 Posted by TheHBK (5471 posts) -

Nissan. Considering he now answers to a woman, I would bet on the Altima. Maybe the Maxima, but that is just a luxury style Altima.

#8 Posted by Ramone (2960 posts) -

Nissan Cube, because that's how he rolls.

#9 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

One for fat people.

#10 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

#11 Posted by FourWude (2261 posts) -

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

#12 Posted by PillClinton (3291 posts) -

@FourWude said:

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

Isn't that the new taxi for London and New York. I think I saw that somewhere...

#13 Edited by radar5 (160 posts) -

My guess is got a Nissan Quest and is embarrassed about it. Reasoning as follows:

  1. We know he got it from a Nissan dealership.
  2. It needs to be roomy enough for him.
  3. It needs to be big enough to move arcade cabinets.

I called him out on Twitter about it, but didn't get a response. Was waiting for a "BLOCKED!"

#14 Edited by Garfield518 (404 posts) -

"2012 Maxima SV fully loaded," as per his Twitter.

#15 Posted by triviaman09 (797 posts) -

I think he said he bought a Maxima on Twitter.

#16 Posted by dagas (2791 posts) -

@FourWude said:

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

Fat people jokes, haha very funny, very classy. Going to bully some kids in wheel chairs this weekend?

#17 Posted by NickL (2246 posts) -

@dagas said:

@FourWude said:

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

Fat people jokes, haha very funny, very classy. Going to bully some kids in wheel chairs this weekend?

Oh god. You don't know what you have just done.

Prepare yourself for 4 pages of argument.

Best to just ignore them in the future.

#18 Posted by Brenderous (1098 posts) -

Whatever car it is, I'm sure it secretly transforms into some kind of plane. Or a boat.

#19 Posted by Elazul (1327 posts) -

@Garfield518 said:

"2012 Maxima SV fully loaded," as per his Twitter.

@triviaman09 said:

I think he said he bought a Maxima on Twitter.

Yup, totally saw him say that as well. It's definitely a Maxima.

#20 Edited by leftie68 (215 posts) -

Sensible choice...I just hate that the body style sees major changes on Nissans every year. Plus, for that amount of dough, he could've gotten a TL, or G37.

#21 Posted by AlexW00d (6227 posts) -

Man American Nissans are weird.

#22 Edited by CaLe (3944 posts) -

What an unexciting choice. Then again, he is a bird watcher.

#23 Posted by psylah (2167 posts) -

BOOM!

I know my cars.

#24 Posted by Heltom92 (707 posts) -

@dagas said:

@FourWude said:

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

Fat people jokes, haha very funny, very classy. Going to bully some kids in wheel chairs this weekend?

Being in a wheel chair means you have a disability which is out of your control, being fat does not.

Sorry I know this is potentially argument starting but I couldn't resist.

#25 Edited by FourWude (2261 posts) -

@dagas: @NickL:

I actually felt quite bad for making the joke, I don't go around bullying people for their lifestyle choices or medical needs. Part of the reason I posted what I did is simply because Ryan is fat, and there's no point in tippy toeing around that. He knows it also. The man has heath issues, as was evidenced on his Kinect 'Horse meet rider' videos. He was left flat out for a few days afterwards, simply for jiggling about on camera for a couple of hours. I think it's time he, personally addressed those issues, because I want him being a jerk to others for as long as possible, especially brad.

Does this mitigate what I wrote as a joke. Nope. And I apologise. No one should be discriminated for their own personal choices as long as it doesn't hurt society or others. Except for PC gamers who are vile nerdy scum and they should know consoles rule.

#26 Posted by Kerned (1170 posts) -

@Heltom92 said:

@dagas said:

@FourWude said:

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

Fat people jokes, haha very funny, very classy. Going to bully some kids in wheel chairs this weekend?

Being in a wheel chair means you have a disability which is out of your control, being fat does not.

Sorry I know this is potentially argument starting but I couldn't resist.

What about being an asshole? Is that beyond your control?

#27 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -

Dodge Omni all day every day

#28 Posted by Heltom92 (707 posts) -

@Kerned said:

@Heltom92 said:

@dagas said:

@FourWude said:

@BraveToaster said:

@FourWude said:

One for fat people.

That's the 2 seater version for fat people. One up front, one in the back.

Fat people jokes, haha very funny, very classy. Going to bully some kids in wheel chairs this weekend?

Being in a wheel chair means you have a disability which is out of your control, being fat does not.

Sorry I know this is potentially argument starting but I couldn't resist.

What about being an asshole? Is that beyond your control?

I'm sorry but I just think that comparing people in wheel chairs to people who are fat is wrong. But you're right it was a asshole thing to say.

#29 Posted by alternate (2693 posts) -

@leftie68 said:

Sensible choice...I just hate that the body style sees major changes on Nissans every year. Plus, for that amount of dough, he could've gotten a TL, or G37.

Depends what he paid. It wasn't list price. Sounds like it was pre-registered (delivery milage) and Jeff was throwing out numbers lik $10k off sticker.

#30 Posted by Jams (2960 posts) -

@Heltom92 said:

I'm sorry but I just think that comparing people in wheel chairs to people who are fat is wrong. But you're right it was a asshole thing to say.

How's that then? Oh wait, I know what you'll say. Someone being fat is their choice and they deserve it. Therefor it's okay to verbally abuse them.

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